Valentine's Day Contest Story Ideas

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riffing from the last post... still in bookstore, but instead of prostitute, it is a first time story... but what else can we do to lift it out of the blah?

Besides tentacle monsters...

 

[SisterJezabel]

A venue (pub/bookshop/coffee house etc) decides to hold a Valentines Kissing Booth for singles to at least experience a kiss on Valentine's Day. Will blindfolds be involved? Will two people who have known each other for years realise their compatibility? Will someone take it too far?

 

[Carnevil9]

A venue (pub/bookshop/coffee house etc) decides to hold a Valentines Kissing Booth for singles to at least experience a kiss on Valentine's Day. Will blindfolds be involved? Will two people who have known each other for years realise their compatibility? Will someone take it too far?

That is a very sweet idea! It could be a kissing booth, a hugging booth, a hand-holding booth ... anything for lonely people to make a human connection in a non-threatening and non-committal way. And of course it goes too far because of LIT.

 

[Zionisacat]

Author does a live reading at a bookstore with a wireless vibrator inserted.

Author is about to do a live reading at a bookstore and in their fan mail is a remote for a wireless vibrator. They have to figure out who in the crowd they are teasing.

Bookworm goes to a bookstore to suss out a series that's been recommended to them. They decide to read the first few pages to see if they'd like it and before they realise it they've read the first 5 chapters and the store has closed on them.
A) The two shop assistants are getting it on and the bookworm spies on them then joins in.
B) The bookworm hasn't noticed that the store is closed and is reading a particularly raunchy bit of text. Subconsciously they start adjusting themselves and the shop assistant catches/watches them.

 

[JJA122]

That is a very sweet idea! It could be a kissing booth, a hugging booth, a hand-holding booth ... anything for lonely people to make a human connection in a non-threatening and non-committal way. And of course it goes too far because of LIT.

They accidentally create a modern hippy community, complete with reading out their favourite poetry.

 

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That is a very sweet idea! It could be a kissing booth, a hugging booth, a hand-holding booth ... anything for lonely people to make a human connection in a non-threatening and non-committal way. And of course it goes too far because of LIT.

"too far"????

what is this "too far" of which you speak?

 

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They accidentally create a modern hippy community, complete with reading out their favourite poetry.

erotic poetry of course...

 

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Author does a live reading at a bookstore with a wireless vibrator inserted.

Author is about to do a live reading at a bookstore and in their fan mail is a remote for a wireless vibrator. They have to figure out who in the crowd they are teasing.

Bookworm goes to a bookstore to suss out a series that's been recommended to them. They decide to read the first few pages to see if they'd like it and before they realise it they've read the first 5 chapters and the store has closed on them.
A) The two shop assistants are getting it on and the bookworm spies on them then joins in.
B) The bookworm hasn't noticed that the store is closed and is reading a particularly raunchy bit of text. Subconsciously they start adjusting themselves and the shop assistant catches/watches them.

C) the bookworm does not notice the tentacle mobster lurking behind the "adventures at sea" display.

 

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A venue (pub/bookshop/coffee house etc) decides to hold a Valentines Kissing Booth for singles to at least experience a kiss on Valentine's Day. Will blindfolds be involved? Will two people who have known each other for years realise their compatibility? Will someone take it too far?

Author does a live reading at a bookstore with a wireless vibrator inserted.

Author is about to do a live reading at a bookstore and in their fan mail is a remote for a wireless vibrator. They have to figure out who in the crowd they are teasing.

Bookworm goes to a bookstore to suss out a series that's been recommended to them. They decide to read the first few pages to see if they'd like it and before they realise it they've read the first 5 chapters and the store has closed on them.
A) The two shop assistants are getting it on and the bookworm spies on them then joins in.
B) The bookworm hasn't noticed that the store is closed and is reading a particularly raunchy bit of text. Subconsciously they start adjusting themselves and the shop assistant catches/watches them.

erotic poetry of course...

so, another slight variation. Instead of a bookstore, instead od a single reading, instead of a kissing booth:

a bar sponsors an "erotic poetry slam" contest on V Day.

Hilarity could endue between any combination of poets, patrons or bar staff.

After the bouncers break up the vicious word battle between the iambic pentameters and the free versers.

 

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ANND...

Laurel has officially announced

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1537654

 

[Carnevil9]

......After the bouncers break up the vicious word battle between the iambic pentameters and the free versers.

Or you could make it a high-class affair where everyone has to use dirty limericks as their poetic structure. (or dirty haiku, whatever you find easier to write)

 

[PoisonPen33]

so, another slight variation. Instead of a bookstore, instead od a single reading, instead of a kissing booth:

a bar sponsors an "erotic poetry slam" contest on V Day.

Hilarity could endue between any combination of poets, patrons or bar staff.

After the bouncers break up the vicious word battle between the iambic pentameters and the free versers.

Stolen for next year's contest!

 

[sirhugs]

so, another slight variation. Instead of a bookstore, instead od a single reading, instead of a kissing booth:

a bar sponsors an "erotic poetry slam" contest on V Day.

Hilarity could endue between any combination of poets, patrons or bar staff.

After the bouncers break up the vicious word battle between the iambic pentameters and the free versers.

Stolen for next year's contest!

It can't be stolen if it is given away.
But I expect to see a story now.

My vision, FWIW, was sort of West Side Storyish, with the rival poetry cliques being like the Sharks and the Jets.

 

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Love in a Rock and Roll Band

at the V Day gig

the married singer trying to resist the groupies
The married drummer revelling in group sex with groupies
The lead guitarist with a stalker (do they fall in love?)
The female keyboardist - is she gay or do people just assume that?
The bass player and the bar maid.

 

[SisterJezabel]

It can't be stolen if it is given away.
But I expect to see a story now.

My vision, FWIW, was sort of West Side Storyish, with the rival poetry cliques being like the Sharks and the Jets.

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I see what you did there... Allen Ginsberg would be proud.

 

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That is a very sweet idea! It could be a kissing booth, a hugging booth, a hand-holding booth ... anything for lonely people to make a human connection in a non-threatening and non-committal way. And of course it goes too far because of LIT.

kissing booths have potential:

~ jealous bf/gf
~ the lesbian who uses the opportunity as an ice breaker
~the nerdy guy who buys up all the tickets
~ the lesbian who buys up all the tickets
~ the gal's bf/gf hides under the booth and eats her while she does the kissing...

 

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seven minutes in heaven

in a non-Covid world, at a frat or sorority V Day party, a group starts the game.

A couple of "warm up" combinations leads to the main event of the nerdy virgin (or "ugly duckling" girl) and the head cheerleader (or football/lacrosse captain). Love ensues of course, but first...seven minutes of hot sex that is still underway when the angry bf/gf of the "desirable" one opens the door.

 

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A Valentine's Day Wedding

Could play it sweetly romantic, or hot and slutty...

 

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I know that interracial is controversial, especially "exotic" black characters, but the link between "chocolate" and dark skin is there, even if a bit obvious.

Best I've got today I'm afraid.

 

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I think I suggested the heart transplant trope already - but what can we do to have a heart surgeon in love?

The nurse is trite.
The patient is icky
The patient's wife...ewww

But what about the person who transports the hearts from the airlift to the OR?

 

[Magineer]

I think I suggested the heart transplant trope already - but what can we do to have a heart surgeon in love?

The nurse is trite.
The patient is icky
The patient's wife...ewww

But what about the person who transports the hearts from the airlift to the OR?

It follows its own path.

 

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A loving wives idea

Hard to couple "Loving Wives" and Valentine's Day.

But what about the couples massage that leads to a pair of happy endings?

And if you are about to respond "that goes in Group sex..."- how about hubby just gifts wife with a coupon for a massage?

 

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Young love makes one do foolish things. A kid, 18 of course, wants to do it right for his first girlfriend who he is madly in love with. She on the other hand enjoys his company and puppy love, but she has roving eyes. The boy wants to rent a limo, 5 star restaurant, flowers galore, the whole shebang. Only, his weekend job doesn't allow him to be able to afford these things. He thus approaches his brother (his father?) to lend the money. He does, but with the stipulation that he pay back with interest. The boy agrees, not realizing how impossible it is to pay back until the brother suggests he share his gf with him...

....or the twenty-fifth year reunion of the foursome?

 

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Since V Day is a Sunday this year, ripe for Church based stories (in an alternate COVID free reality)