Valentine's Day Contest Story Ideas

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"What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is!" - Bluto

" I can't believe it's over..." said the teacher to the parent volunteer after the last grade two student passes out after the sugar rush fades and the grown ups start to clean up after the party.

Jokes about wishing the punch was spiked...
Joke about wishing the giant heart was mistletoe...
...eye contact is made
...nipples swell...
... groin becomes engorged...

 

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Valentine's Day at the convent

Just have nuns on the brain this morning. Been rereading one of my older stories, Nun is Better. Which has nothing to do with V Day.

What happens when the novice finds one of those tacky grade 2 paper valentines under her pillow? Does she tell Mother Superior? The priest who comes for confessions? Her partner in chores?

Or is it Mother Superior who receives the valentine?
Or the priest finds it in the confessional?

 

[Zionisacat]

Just have nuns on the brain this morning.

Not V-day related without some shoehorning but I've always thought that Sister act was missing a lesbian scene with Sister Mary Clarence and the nun in training.

 

[Hypoxia]

Gender flip: a monk ensconced in a monastery finds hand-drawn valentines on his pillow. His cell fortunately has a sink so we can blame a tentacle monster in the drainage system and not a fellow monk. But he doesn't know that. Dare he leave a reply note?

 

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Gender flip: a monk ensconced in a monastery finds hand-drawn valentines on his pillow. His cell fortunately has a sink so we can blame a tentacle monster in the drainage system and not a fellow monk. But he doesn't know that. Dare he leave a reply note?

maybe he starts by cutting a few roses from the garden.

 

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Speaking of gender flips, how about a story where a gf dares her bf to dress up as a sexy girl when they go out for dinner on V Day?

something similar worked for me, not in a V Day context, in Gender Blender, one of my very early stories, which stubbornly sits just below the red H level.

 

[Betty_Rage]

I'd like to see someone tackle this

Has anyone ever written a story starring the actual Saint Valentine? And how he became associated with romantic love? That might be interesting.

I once drafted a story where he was a secondary character. I'd learnt in school that he was a priest jailed for helping Roman soldiers to have christian marriages when it was illegal for them to marry. So the premise was of a Roman soldier and his love grappling with how to get married in secret and eventually seeking Valentine's help.

I never really figured out what I wanted to do with the story beyond the basic outline though, and to be honest, I was weary of googling too much about who St Valentine actually was since most things I learnt in school have a habit of turning out not to be true!

 

[Betty_Rage]

I always think that a flower delivery person finding love would make a good V Day story.

I agree, it's a sweet and simple premise with a lot of romantic comedy potential. (While also having enough of a trite porn conceit to deliver a hottie to the doorstep of your protagonist without invoking any scoffing.)

 

[Breanswer56]

The real histiry of the Valentine's day seems to me pretty creepy. Am I the only one who think so?

 

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The real histiry of the Valentine's day seems to me pretty creepy. Am I the only one who think so?

why don't you write about it?

Most of us just assume Hallmark invented it.

 

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I always think that a flower delivery person finding love would make a good V Day story.

I agree, it's a sweet and simple premise with a lot of romantic comedy potential. (While also having enough of a trite porn conceit to deliver a hottie to the doorstep of your protagonist without invoking any scoffing.)

My thought was that it is the protagonist- the delivery person- who comes to the doorstep and finds love, or lust.

sort of a John Alden/ Cyrano de Bergerac vein.

 

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Valentine's Day on Mars

MC is a married astronaut on the first Mars mission. Sworn to fidelity. Until they get the romantic feels on V Day. suddenly one (or more?) of the other crew members looks hot...

 

[Thefireflies]

Couple drops kids off at grandparents, then head out for lunch. Afterwards, they go home, drink a mojito or two, sit around in the aircon relaxing, reading through their piles of books they never get to read anymore, or perhaps read some Literoritca (yes, of course that’s what they do), then maybe they have a special cuddle, but whatever else happens, they definitely fall asleep for most of the afternoon…and it’s the best Valentine’s Day they’ve had since forever…

 

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Couple drops kids off at grandparents, then head out for lunch. Afterwards, they go home, drink a mojito or two, sit around in the aircon relaxing, reading through their piles of books they never get to read anymore, or perhaps read some Literoritca (yes, of course that’s what they do), then maybe they have a special cuddle, but whatever else happens, they definitely fall asleep for most of the afternoon…and it’s the best Valentine’s Day they’ve had since forever…

*snortle*

good thing I didn't have a mouthful of coffee...

of course, after hubby falls asleep, wife sneaks out to meet her lover...

 

[Thefireflies]

of course, after hubby falls asleep, wife sneaks out to meet her lover...

Yep, she meets her two other lovers in fact, both in the kitchen - ‘Gin’ who currently resides in the pantry, and ‘Tonic’, who is often found hanging out in the fridge. She takes them together, both at the same time, tasting their love, taking them to the back of the throat, and yes, she totally swallows...omg, now she's feeling giddy...omg now I need to go for a...drink!

 

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Yep, she meets her two other lovers in fact, both in the kitchen - ‘Gin’ who currently resides in the pantry, and ‘Tonic’, who is often found hanging out in the fridge. She takes them together, both at the same time, tasting their love, taking them to the back of the throat, and yes, she totally swallows...omg, now she's feeling giddy...omg now I need to go for a...drink!

because it's the only way she can cope with having to have sex with hubby...

(gawd, I'm rather even more cynical than usual this morning, aren't I?)

 

[Thefireflies]

because it's the only way she can cope with having to have sex with hubby...

(gawd, I'm rather even more cynical than usual this morning, aren't I?)

Hubby has matched with Jack Daniels on 'Bender' – regular hook ups ensue.

 

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Hubby has matched with Jack Daniels on 'Bender' – regular hook ups ensue.

and in the sequel for the Nude Day contest, a foursome? Or is that a fivesome?

 

[Hypoxia]

A typical Mad Scientist living in Mom's basement brews a special potion he sprays on numerous V-day cards and mails anonymously to over-18's he's lusted over. The potion makes them seek him out for hot monkey sex. Maybe Mom or Sis or Big Bro accidentally handles a card. Hilarity ensues. Better hope a Tentacle Monster doesn't grab one.

 

[SisterJezabel]

Couple drops kids off at grandparents, then head out for lunch. Afterwards, they go home, drink a mojito or two, sit around in the aircon relaxing, reading through their piles of books they never get to read anymore, or perhaps read some Literoritca (yes, of course that’s what they do), then maybe they have a special cuddle, but whatever else happens, they definitely fall asleep for most of the afternoon…and it’s the best Valentine’s Day they’ve had since forever…

Sounds perfect to me!

 

[Carnevil9]

MC is a married astronaut on the first Mars mission. Sworn to fidelity. Until they get the romantic feels on V Day. suddenly one (or more?) of the other crew members looks hot...

Or maybe one of the native Martians that they meet starts to look hot. Interracial sex has NOTHING on interPLANETARY sex!

 

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Or maybe one of the native Martians that they meet starts to look hot. Interracial sex has NOTHING on interPLANETARY sex!

a red skinned Martian with hearts on their antennae?

 

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I still haven't done my candy striper story, but there's something about that term "candy striper" that makes it scream for a Valentine's Day treatment.

 

[Carnevil9]

MC is a married astronaut on the first Mars mission. Sworn to fidelity. Until they get the romantic feels on V Day. suddenly one (or more?) of the other crew members looks hot...

Interesting coincidence (or is it?) between this idea and Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land. On a mission to Mars, two of the astronauts manage to conceive and deliver a child, as well as discover native Martians living there. All of the astronauts mysteriously die, but the child is raised by the Martians, and when he returns to Earth, he has some very strange ideas. The interesting coincidence: the child's name is Valentine Michael Smith. So it is a Valentines on Mars story after all.

 

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Interesting coincidence (or is it?) between this idea and Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land. On a mission to Mars, two of the astronauts manage to conceive and deliver a child, as well as discover native Martians living there. All of the astronauts mysteriously die, but the child is raised by the Martians, and when he returns to Earth, he has some very strange ideas. The interesting coincidence: the child's name is Valentine Michael Smith. So it is a Valentines on Mars story after all.

Nice one. Given that I don't think I've read Heinlein in 45 years, if it is related, totally subliminal.