Unicorns

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Did you know that unicorns, as fantasy creatures, are legit on Lit? In fact there are over 2800 stories featuring unicorns, but as far as i can tell, there has never been a Story Ideas thread dedicated to the subject.
I haven't explored the stories, but I imagine they range from the sweet to the extreme.
As in from decorating the unborn daughter's bedroom leading to having sex with the pregnant mom to be to reminiscing with the daughter headed off to her own wedding about the decor leading to incest to *ummm* what goes on in the stables. :eek:

Whatca got?
 
Wait, that’s what unicorns are? I thought unicorns were when a couple goes hunting for a Bi woman to join them in a threesome.

Don’t have any big ideas. I’d say the one that comes to mind is couple is so hot for the idea but they also are so woefully unable to pick up on cues that they don’t realize one of their friends is bi. Either leading to her joining them but dominating them, or them finding out while she’s in the middle of her own threesome
 
He was hung like a horse and horny too. “When we advertised for a unicorn,” I said, “I didn’t mean it literally.”

“Oh, I don’t know,” my wife murmured. “I’m willing to be flexible.”
 
Course we could play with unicorns another way:

Unicorns according to some interpretations would only let virgins come near them.

So what if there was a unicorn that could change into a human form and either went virgin hunting or became a virgin detector?

Like they appear as a gorgeous woman and they go to a club where they get hit on by a bunch of guys and one particular guy is really trying hard and has a reputation.

She grabs him in her very strong arms and says he’s perfect. She then moves them to a table where she strokes his cock and whispers how she’s been looking for a virgin just like him. He protests but she goes full dommy mommy vibe on him
 
I would go full fantasy mode, and have only unicorns in the story: male unicorns, female unicorns, sexy horny unicorns. Since they are thinking, speaking creatures with full volition and ability to consent to sex, they should be exempt from the bestiality rules. For the male unicorns, their penis size is proportional to their horn size, so naturally the biggest horns attract the most females. But the males might be rare, so the women often resort to lesbianism, fucking each other with their horns. Maybe an occasional male uni also likes getting pegged by his filly's horn. Or an occasional male buddy's horn if he is so inclined. Not that there's anything wrong with it!

Or you could go the interspecies route and have the unis mating with humans. Again, they are sentient, so it is kosher. Maybe a uni of either gender needs to have sex with an opposite-sex human in order to lift a curse, and looks for lone horny travelers to help do the deed. Or maybe a lonely male human is approached by a waif-like girl claiming she is a cursed unicorn and needs to suck a human cock and swallow cum to lift the curse and turn her back. And maybe she is even telling the truth!

Lots of ways it could all go.
 
A philanthropic unicorn who will give you a ride to meet Mr/s Right or Mr/s Right Now but you have to arrange for your own return trip if things don't work out.

Lady, you're far too old to still be able to touch me, hop on.
 
Pair of male unicorns find a virgin, and they both want her, so they horn fight over her. But as they're fighting, they start to realize that, damn, the other dude's kinda sexy. They got all hot and bothered during the fight, and end up fucking while the virgin tries to get their attention because she was really looking forward to being deflowered by a unicorn. After a bit, she gives up and goes home, which is when a hunky anthro narwhal shows up, and she's like, "Eh, close enough."

Or we can just ditch that second part and have gay unicorn sex. Up to you.

Edit: Erm, I mean a story about gay unicorn sex...
 
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