hot_hunny_bunny
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A quick afternoon folks.
Hope you are all well.....
Afternoon Jamie
Donkey playing up again
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A quick afternoon folks.
Hope you are all well.....
A quick afternoon folks.
Hope you are all well.....
Afternoon Jamie
Donkey playing up again

Hey Jaime
What? Wonky being an ass again?? Noooo. I don't believe it![]()
Ok. Mebbe I do, he is bloody hard work sometimes. Maybe you have new tricks to train him that I haven't tried yet Hot![]()
Afternoon Jamie
Donkey playing up again
Tried to tell me he's gone off monster munch lol

*peeks in*

*grabs you and pulls you down on the sofa next to me, putting my legs over your lap"
Ah. That's more comfortable![]()
much better You're rightmuch better
*puts my foot up on the couch too, all toesore again*
Afternoon to the new arrivals! I'm going to disappear for a bit now, seeing as Tal doesn't want anything to do with my sofa and my BBQ goodies.
<Hmpfh> *Trots off.*
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Oh no!! You been pushing yourself too hard again? You know I am going to tell you off if you have.
you know I don't like bbq flavoured stuff so if you keep on insisting on eating it then I am going to wait until the smell has gone and you have scrubbed your fingers and brushed your teeth before I venture over to your sofa![]()
No I came home when it got bad againmight have to get it looked at
*offers dates, the palm dates, not the candlelit dates*


Don't donkeys have hooves rather than fingers?![]()
you know I don't like bbq flavoured stuff so if you keep on insisting on eating it then I am going to wait until the smell has gone and you have scrubbed your fingers and brushed your teeth before I venture over to your sofa![]()
But I haven't eaten any BBQ foodstuffs! Only Ready Salted. <sigh>.
Hmmm. Yes, I think you might especially as it is stopping you from being able to embrace your new energy for changes
Urgh. Dates? no thanks. If they are covered in chocolate I will suck the chocolate off and then you can eat the date. That's not gross - is it?
Ah. Candlelit dates. I think I have a vague memory of what they are...![]()

You sure? There is a funny smell in here and it was already here before Masher came in with his dodgy foot so that can't be it![]()
You sure? There is a funny smell in here and it was already here before Masher came in with his dodgy foot so that can't be it![]()
*nodnods* yeah, it is at the moment, holding me back. I'll get it looked at
hmmmmmmm so you get the chocolate and I get the date? \easier to just buy you chocolate I think
I think I remember candle dates, has been a looong time
My foot isnt smelly.............. well maybe a little but not BBQ smelly![]()
So you automatically look at me?![]()
I'd like to remind you that I'm a well-groomed, sweet smelling ass.
Haha. Well, maybe it was someone who only just popped in and didn't stay but left a lingering stink![]()
good, am glad to hear it!
So you don't want my spit covered dates? sigh. Fine! Just give me chocolate.
hmm. Do candle-lit dinners that are at home (not restaurant) with say...5 other people...count?![]()
Haha. Well, maybe it was someone who only just popped in and didn't stay but left a lingering stink![]()