UK thread part 2

[WalterRaleigh]

Afternoon UKers.

 

[Tallulah82]

It wasn't me

LOL!!!! Nooooo. I wasn't hinting at you!

 

[Tallulah82]

I'll have to get up extra early to get an appointment too

fine, but does it have to be dates? can I have spit covered brazils instead?

hmmmm, if no one was naked before during or soon after then no

Wow. Masher sees 8am??? WOW!!!!


Lol!! You were the one who offered dates in the first place! No - I like brazils - I shall eat the whole thing

hmm. ok. that rules that out

 

[Tallulah82]

ewwwwww lurker reek

I know. Most lurkers smell quite nice but now and again, you just know they haven't had a shower in days and are covered in crusty dried cum *baulk*




(hmm. I think I am in a cutting mood today. Perhaps I should put a warning on my forehead before I really bite at someone?)

 

[Tallulah82]

Afternoon UKers.

Good afternoon gorgeous left cheek right cheek for erm - you choose

 

[MSH2]

Wow. Masher sees 8am??? WOW!!!!


Lol!! You were the one who offered dates in the first place! No - I like brazils - I shall eat the whole thing

hmm. ok. that rules that out

I've seen 8am I just didnt like it

well damn, we can share them I guess

I think the last meal I had that had a candle at it was christmas lunch and that definitely doesnt count >.<

 

[MSH2]

I know. Most lurkers smell quite nice but now and again, you just know they haven't had a shower in days and are covered in crusty dried cum *baulk*




(hmm. I think I am in a cutting mood today. Perhaps I should put a warning on my forehead before I really bite at someone?)

True cursty lurkers *shudders*

(well we just have to keep your mouth busy is all) *nodnods*

 

[Friendlymann]

Sigh. Yes. Always ready to correct me. Thank you.

Oops






Hugs instead

 

[Tallulah82]

I've seen 8am I just didnt like it

well damn, we can share them I guess

I think the last meal I had that had a candle at it was christmas lunch and that definitely doesnt count >.<

mine was also Christmas but a group of male friends - unfortunately did not turn into a gangbang. Sigh. I have boring friends.

 

[WalterRaleigh]

Good afternoon gorgeous left cheek right cheek for erm - you choose

I have placed that last kiss in it's rightful place. Very kind T, thank you kindly.

 

[MSH2]

mine was also Christmas but a group of male friends - unfortunately did not turn into a gangbang. Sigh. I have boring friends.

well mine was a family christmas dinner and wellllllll.............. we're not that sort of family

 

[Tallulah82]

I have placed that last kiss in it's rightful place. Very kind T, thank you kindly.

You are most welcome dear man

How has your day been?

 

[Tallulah82]

well mine was a family christmas dinner and wellllllll.............. we're not that sort of family

Boring family. Boring friends. Geez. No wonder we are on here

 

[WalterRaleigh]

You are most welcome dear man

How has your day been?

Very fine thank you. School holidays so largely entertaining children. A little work and a great deal of laundry – washed and dried in the intermittent sun. Oh virtuous me.

Fine day yourself T?

 

[MSH2]

Boring family. Boring friends. Geez. No wonder we are on here

yup in search of excitement and nekkid candlelit dinners

 

[WalterRaleigh]

yup in search of excitement and nekkid candlelit dinners

I think I would prefer to start of clothed, perhaps flirtily so, and progress to nakedness. Some teasing before the main course and dessert.

 

[Tallulah82]

Very fine thank you. School holidays so largely entertaining children. A little work and a great deal of laundry – washed and dried in the intermittent sun. Oh virtuous me.

Fine day yourself T?

yes - I understand that. Yes, it was fine but too lazy overall. Am hoping tomorrow I will be far more productive though

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

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[Tallulah82]

*re-enters the room and promptly buries his head in a cushion before screaming FUUUUUUUUUCK!*

I'd argue with the cat if I bloody had one.

What's the matter Wonky????

*hands a glass of Jack*

 

[MSH2]

What's the matter Wonky????

*hands a glass of Jack*

I can contribute a glass of home made strawberry wine too about as powerful as Jack

 

[Tallulah82]

I can contribute a glass of home made strawberry wine too about as powerful as Jack

lol. Strawberry wine? You are such a girl

 

[MSH2]

lol. Strawberry wine? You are such a girl

Yeah, drink two glasses and then call me a girl

 

[Tallulah82]

Yeah, drink two glasses and then call me a girl

You drink two glasses and i bet i can get you into a dress and wig

 

[MSH2]

You drink two glasses and i bet i can get you into a dress and wig

Okay, what's the bet?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

What's the matter Wonky????

*hands a glass of Jack*

It's okay. Apologies. I'm going to go have a long soak.

Have a nice evening everyone.