UK thread part 2

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Tried to tell me he's gone off monster munch lol

Ha. Yeah not likely. I do wish he would stay away from bbq flavoured stuff though, it bloody stinks!

Have you seen the state of his sofa? covered in crisp crumbs. I think we should ban him from eating in here until he can be less messy anyways :D
 
*grabs you and pulls you down on the sofa next to me, putting my legs over your lap"

Ah. That's more comfortable :D

You're right :D much better

*puts my foot up on the couch too, all toesore again*
 
Afternoon to the new arrivals! I'm going to disappear for a bit now, seeing as Tal doesn't want anything to do with my sofa and my BBQ goodies.

<Hmpfh> *Trots off.*

:(
 
You're right :D much better

*puts my foot up on the couch too, all toesore again*

Oh no!! You been pushing yourself too hard again? You know I am going to tell you off if you have.
 
Afternoon to the new arrivals! I'm going to disappear for a bit now, seeing as Tal doesn't want anything to do with my sofa and my BBQ goodies.

<Hmpfh> *Trots off.*

:(

you know I don't like bbq flavoured stuff so if you keep on insisting on eating it then I am going to wait until the smell has gone and you have scrubbed your fingers and brushed your teeth before I venture over to your sofa :D
 
Oh no!! You been pushing yourself too hard again? You know I am going to tell you off if you have.

No I came home when it got bad again :) might have to get it looked at :rolleyes:

*offers dates, the palm dates, not the candlelit dates*
 
you know I don't like bbq flavoured stuff so if you keep on insisting on eating it then I am going to wait until the smell has gone and you have scrubbed your fingers and brushed your teeth before I venture over to your sofa :D

Don't donkeys have hooves rather than fingers? :)
 
No I came home when it got bad again :) might have to get it looked at :rolleyes:

*offers dates, the palm dates, not the candlelit dates*

Hmmm. Yes, I think you might especially as it is stopping you from being able to embrace your new energy for changes :kiss:

Urgh. Dates? no thanks. If they are covered in chocolate I will suck the chocolate off and then you can eat the date. That's not gross - is it? :D

Ah. Candlelit dates. I think I have a vague memory of what they are... :(
 
you know I don't like bbq flavoured stuff so if you keep on insisting on eating it then I am going to wait until the smell has gone and you have scrubbed your fingers and brushed your teeth before I venture over to your sofa :D

But I haven't eaten any BBQ foodstuffs! Only Ready Salted. <sigh>.
 
Hmmm. Yes, I think you might especially as it is stopping you from being able to embrace your new energy for changes :kiss:

Urgh. Dates? no thanks. If they are covered in chocolate I will suck the chocolate off and then you can eat the date. That's not gross - is it? :D

Ah. Candlelit dates. I think I have a vague memory of what they are... :(

*nodnods* yeah, it is at the moment, holding me back. I'll get it looked at

hmmmmmmm so you get the chocolate and I get the date? \easier to just buy you chocolate I think :D

I think I remember candle dates, has been a looong time
 
You sure? There is a funny smell in here and it was already here before Masher came in with his dodgy foot so that can't be it :eek:

My foot isnt smelly.............. well maybe a little but not BBQ smelly :eek:
 
You sure? There is a funny smell in here and it was already here before Masher came in with his dodgy foot so that can't be it :eek:

So you automatically look at me? :eek:

I'd like to remind you that I'm a well-groomed, sweet smelling ass.
 
*nodnods* yeah, it is at the moment, holding me back. I'll get it looked at

hmmmmmmm so you get the chocolate and I get the date? \easier to just buy you chocolate I think :D

I think I remember candle dates, has been a looong time


good, am glad to hear it!

So you don't want my spit covered dates? sigh. Fine! Just give me chocolate.

hmm. Do candle-lit dinners that are at home (not restaurant) with say...5 other people...count? :rolleyes:
 
good, am glad to hear it!

So you don't want my spit covered dates? sigh. Fine! Just give me chocolate.

hmm. Do candle-lit dinners that are at home (not restaurant) with say...5 other people...count? :rolleyes:

I'll have to get up extra early to get an appointment too :eek:

fine, but does it have to be dates? can I have spit covered brazils instead?

hmmmm, if no one was naked before during or soon after then no:rolleyes:
 
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