UK thread part 2

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That awkward feeling when you realise you've been watching boring, stupid and utterly idiotic videos on YouTube for the past hour.

Pfft... I need my alter-ego.

*Runs into a toilet and appears again instantly with a cape on and his Y-fronts on the outside.*
Cyber-wanker to the rescue!
 
That awkward feeling when you realise you've been watching boring, stupid and utterly idiotic videos on YouTube for the past hour.

Pfft... I need my alter-ego.

*Runs into a toilet and appears again instantly with a cape on and his Y-fronts on the outside.*
Cyber-wanker to the rescue!

Ha. I misread this at first - I thought you said you'd made a cape and y-fronts with toilet roll :D

What videos? I can lose an hour watching music videos on youtube but don't watch other things that end up on Rudetube
 
Ha. I misread this at first - I thought you said you'd made a cape and y-fronts with toilet roll :D

What videos? I can lose an hour watching music videos on youtube but don't watch other things that end up on Rudetube

Ha. :D

Just random, inane videos of people vlogging, pranks, fails etc. I have been tempted to switch to xvideos. The temptation is winning too.

If I go quiet, you'll know why. ;)
 
Ha. :D

Just random, inane videos of people vlogging, pranks, fails etc. I have been tempted to switch to xvideos. The temptation is winning too.

If I go quiet, you'll know why. ;)

You gone quiet - everyone knows what you are doing :eek::rolleyes:
 
Good Morning UK and
Happy Fathers Day
to all you lovely men out there who do a grand job of being great role-models for your children :rose::kiss::rose:
 
Hope you are snoozing well - I do believe you should have had that cuppa brought to you in bed!!

I'm a lighter sleeper than Mrs H.
Getting to the age where I get stiff if I lie in bed too long.
No, I didn't mean stiff there.....:rolleyes:
 
I'm a lighter sleeper than Mrs H.
Getting to the age where I get stiff if I lie in bed too long.
No, I didn't mean stiff there.....:rolleyes:


Haha. I am sure I don't know what you are trying to insinuate...:eek:
 
Glad to hear it. You clearly weren't raised on a diet of smutty Carry On films.

"Ooh, matron. I was tossing and turning all night...."


Oh Gawd. I despair of the Carry On films. NOT my humour haha. All too smutty for an innocent such as myself <halo shines>
 
Whuut? You are supposed to be resting today??!! Sigh. Some people are just too pussy-whipped :eek::eek:

Lol.... no these are manly jobs like fixing the petrol mower.

Fuck knows why I have a petrol mower. The garden isn't that big. I just like annoying the neighbours.....:D
 
Lol.... no these are manly jobs like fixing the petrol mower.

Fuck knows why I have a petrol mower. The garden isn't that big. I just like annoying the neighbours.....:D

LMAO!! "manly jobs". Rawr.
 
Oh no nothing like manly jobs. My dad always used to wash his car on Sunday. I just leave mine out in the rain.....

OH you are just confusing me now.

Jaime - "I'm a man doing manly jobs"

two min later...

Jaime - "Oh I'm not as manly as my dad. Am a wuss really."

Pick a side man and stick with it. Geez.
 
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