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Tallulah82
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Nipple clamps, glass dildo and wife's knickers?
Well I know this is your usual Sat night fun

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Nipple clamps, glass dildo and wife's knickers?

Judging me?
That awkward feeling when you realise you've been watching boring, stupid and utterly idiotic videos on YouTube for the past hour.
Pfft... I need my alter-ego.
*Runs into a toilet and appears again instantly with a cape on and his Y-fronts on the outside.*
Cyber-wanker to the rescue!

No! Envying you![]()
I get Mockingjay part 1. No competition what I would prefer!
Ha. I misread this at first - I thought you said you'd made a cape and y-fronts with toilet roll
What videos? I can lose an hour watching music videos on youtube but don't watch other things that end up on Rudetube

Ha.
Just random, inane videos of people vlogging, pranks, fails etc. I have been tempted to switch to xvideos. The temptation is winning too.
If I go quiet, you'll know why.![]()
You gone quiet - everyone knows what you are doing![]()



Good Morning UK and
Happy Fathers Day
to all you lovely men out there who do a grand job of being great role-models for your children![]()

Made tea now back to bed for a decadent snooze.
Nighty night ......
Hope you are snoozing well - I do believe you should have had that cuppa brought to you in bed!!
I'm a lighter sleeper than Mrs H.
Getting to the age where I get stiff if I lie in bed too long.
No, I didn't mean stiff there.....![]()
Haha. I am sure I don't know what you are trying to insinuate...![]()
Glad to hear it. You clearly weren't raised on a diet of smutty Carry On films.
"Ooh, matron. I was tossing and turning all night...."
Cant believe the day is half over. Best get those jobs done....![]()
Whuut? You are supposed to be resting today??!! Sigh. Some people are just too pussy-whipped![]()

Lol.... no these are manly jobs like fixing the petrol mower.
Fuck knows why I have a petrol mower. The garden isn't that big. I just like annoying the neighbours.....![]()
LMAO!! "manly jobs". Rawr.
Oh no nothing like manly jobs. My dad always used to wash his car on Sunday. I just leave mine out in the rain.....