UK thread part 2

[Tallulah82]

Oh I'll find something that gets my attention. It'll either be a night of cyber-wanking or a night of flicking through my extensive DVD collection!

'harry takes sally'
'alice in cockfilledland'
'cullingus games'
Or my personal favourite - 'dirty dancing'. Straight up for real. No one messes with the Swayze.

 

[Tallulah82]

Well for the first part of the night anyways

Oh yes. Def only first part. Second part of the eve is anyone's guess

 

[MSH2]

Oh yes. Def only first part. Second part of the eve is anyone's guess

mmmhhhmmm anything can happen

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

'harry takes sally'
'alice in cockfilledland'
'cullingus games'
Or my personal favourite - 'dirty dancing'. Straight up for real. No one messes with the Swayze.

I prefer Schindler's Fist. Such a classic.

 

[Tallulah82]

I prefer Schindler's Fist. Such a classic.

*eyes watering, clenches thighs tightly together *

 

[MSH2]

I prefer Schindler's Fist. Such a classic.

Not forgetting Star Whores

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*eyes watering, clenches thighs tightly together *

If that doesn't float your boat, you can always watch Missionary: Impossible *cough*

Or the absolute timeless classic, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Not forgetting Star Whores

I think there's a whole galaxy of Star Trek related parodies out there.

 

[MSH2]

I think there's a whole galaxy of Star Trek related parodies out there.

And Star wars

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

And Star wars

I mean there's more with Star Trek because instead of just having Episode 3 or similar at the end of the title, Star Trek had titles like The Wrath of Khan etc. I'll have to have a think of what works and what doesn't. Mind you, I'm not a huge Trekkie anyway.

 

[MSH2]

I mean there's more with Star Trek because instead of just having Episode 3 or similar at the end of the title, Star Trek had titles like The Wrath of Khan etc. I'll have to have a think of what works and what doesn't. Mind you, I'm not a huge Trekkie anyway.

And star trek's always had abent towards hot chicks in minimal clothing. Seriously. Have a look at the original series. I didnt know they'd invented Tittape at that stage, eitherthat or those poor women had their customes glued to them

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Shamelessly stolen off the net. Star Trek 3: The Search for Cock. (Spock for all you non-Trekkies).

I can't really think of any others off my own head but I think there's plenty online. My favourite is Thrush Hour.

 

[MSH2]

Shamelessly stolen off the net. Star Trek 3: The Search for Cock. (Spock for all you non-Trekkies).

I can't really think of any others off my own head but I think there's plenty online. My favourite is Thrush Hour.

mmhhhmmm gotta love the yeasty goodness

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

mmhhhmmm gotta love the yeasty goodness

Now where did I put that bucket?

 

[Tallulah82]

mmhhhmmm gotta love the yeasty goodness

Now where did I put that bucket?

LMAO!!!!

Look what happens when I leave you two alone

 

[MSH2]

LMAO!!!!

Look what happens when I leave you two alone

yeah

Best not do that again

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I didn't do it! Whatever it is. I'm innocent.

*Goes and does some colouring in the corner.*

 

[Tallulah82]

yeah

Best not do that again

I shall try but for some unbeknownst reason my presence here in RL is being sought

 

[Tallulah82]

I didn't do it! Whatever it is. I'm innocent.

*Goes and does some colouring in the corner.*

Don't be eating the crayons again

 

[MSH2]

I shall try but for some unbeknownst reason my presence here in RL is being sought

awwwwwwww >.<

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Don't be eating the crayons again

Look, I didn't eat them, ignore the rumours...I stuck one up my nostril.

Anyway, I wouldn't do anything to these, they're my super special Thomas and Friends crayons...

Okay, this is getting weird now. I'll stop. I hope...

 

[Tallulah82]

awwwwwwww >.<

I know. it's shocking.

 

[Tallulah82]

Look, I didn't eat them, ignore the rumours...I stuck one up my nostril.

Anyway, I wouldn't do anything to these, they're my super special Thomas and Friends crayons...

Okay, this is getting weird now. I'll stop. I hope...

Lol. Yup. But then again you are weird personified so crack on

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Lol. Yup. But then again you are weird personified so crack on

I'm trying to branch out and grow up. It's not working so far. Perhaps if I stop licking window's and stop using safety scissors, I may have more luck!

 

[newhere2learn]

Oh yes. Def only first part. Second part of the eve is anyone's guess

Nipple clamps, glass dildo and wife's knickers?