UK thread part 2

[MSH2]

Oh yes - some nights I manage a whopping 7 hours!!! Luxury that is

Seen whole hours?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Except of course that cork

Look, me and the cork have a very deep relationship. *cough*

It protects me from dirty, perverted men who try and have their way with this gorgeous donkey.

 

[Tallulah82]

I hope it does get stuck! No-one, and I mean no-one is getting anything up my backside, thank you very much...

Except of course that cork

LMAO!!!

Uh oh - I wanna wager a bet that Wonky realises that the cork isn't all that unpleasant and despite his innocent mind and vanilla attitude his thoughts begin to wander...

 

[MSH2]

Look, me and the cork have a very deep relationship. *cough*

It protects me from dirty, perverted men who try and have their way with this gorgeous donkey.

Surely a tattoo would serve better? like the traditional "Freddy Mercury was here"?

 

[Tallulah82]

Surely a tattoo would serve better? like the traditional "Freddy Mercury was here"?

WHOAH. Nobody disses the Merc!!!! Sheesh.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

LMAO!!!

Uh oh - I wanna wager a bet that Wonky realises that the cork isn't all that unpleasant and despite his innocent mind and vanilla attitude his thoughts begin to wander...

I'm as vanilla as they come. The only wandering my thoughts will be doing is when I wonder where I can buy the very rare XXXXL sized condoms.

Surely a tattoo would serve better? like the traditional "Freddy Mercury was here"?

You know, I would like SOME people to come near me. If I had that, I'd be a total outcast rather than a semi-outcast.

 

[MSH2]

WHOAH. Nobody disses the Merc!!!! Sheesh.

yeah, but he wouldnt know who Rock Hudson was

 

[MSH2]

I'm as vanilla as they come. The only wandering my thoughts will be doing is when I wonder where I can buy the very rare XXXXL sized condoms.




You know, I would like SOME people to come near me. If I had that, I'd be a total outcast rather than a semi-outcast.

But they'd have to get you nekkid and be interested in your posterior to even know it was there

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

yeah, but he wouldnt know who Rock Hudson was

I'm not THAT thick!

 

[MSH2]

I'm not THAT thick!

Ibarely remember that dude and I was middle aged last century

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ibarely remember that dude and I was middle aged last century

I think he had died before I was even born but I think pretty much everyone aged 25 or over knows who Hudson was.

Anyway, this donkey needs his stable. G'night.

 

[MSH2]

I think he had died before I was even born but I think pretty much everyone aged 25 or over knows who Hudson was.

Anyway, this donkey needs his stable. G'night.

Sweet dreams

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Sweet dreams

it's 7 a.m.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

it's 7 a.m.

Where the fuck are you???? (It's not 7am in Blighty...)

 

[MSH2]

it's 7 a.m.

I dont do 7am

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Where the fuck are you???? (It's not 7am in Blighty...)

koh samui, thailand. do try to keep up!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I dont do 7am

you do here, bud.

especially for petulant petra, the pouty princess with pendulous piss-flaps from st petersburg.

 

[MSH2]

you do here, bud.

especially for petulant petra, the pouty princess with pendulous piss-flaps from st petersburg.

I;m sure she'd find a way to get me up

 

[longbow200033]

A chilled and pleasant weekend to all...... second rugby test Aus v England coming up ... best english rose I could find

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning Guys, Girls and those undecided.

Time for the greatest breakfast known to man... A bacon toasted sandwich with a generous helping of smoky BBQ sauce.

*dribbles.*

 

[Penuche]

Morning Guys, Girls and those undecided.

Time for the greatest breakfast known to man... A bacon toasted sandwich with a generous helping of smoky BBQ sauce.

*dribbles.*

Morning Wonky etc.

2nd breakfast (the first was some Swedish oat biscuits with tea) of masalla chapatti topped with cheese, cherry tomatoes, and ham.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Morning Wonky etc.

2nd breakfast (the first was some Swedish oat biscuits with tea) of masalla chapatti topped with cheese, cherry tomatoes, and ham.

That certainly sounds exotic!

 

[Tallulah82]

Good evening all

 

[MSH2]

Good evening all

Evening

 

[Tallulah82]

Evening

How is your day so far my dear sir?

Mine has been hectic but generally enjoyable