UK thread part 2

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Aww thank you! If my bath doesn't help and I do end up plunging off the local crags, I've updated my will and you shall get my chest hair trimmer, my extensive collection of Reader's Wives magazine and my life-size, cardboard cut out of Scarlett. :heart:

Oh, Wonky. I don't know what to say. Thank you! I am always burning out my hair trimmers and I can put Scarlett to great use (but could you please give her a thorough wash down before you go for your walk :eek:).
 
Oh, Wonky. I don't know what to say. Thank you! I am always burning out my hair trimmers and I can put Scarlett to great use (but could you please give her a thorough wash down before you go for your walk :eek:).

Don't worry, I'll give her a rinse down. She looks like she's fallen face first into a cement mixer...repeatedly! ;)

Bath is ready, I'll be back later!

Be good, you two.
 
Don't worry, I'll give her a rinse down. She looks like she's fallen face first into a cement mixer...repeatedly! ;)

Bath is ready, I'll be back later!

Be good, you two.

LOL!!! That is disgusting Wonky :eek:

Go - sit like a kid in a small bucket of water.

I will have you know that I am ALWAYS good. Masher on the other hand. Well. He is exceptional :cool:
 
I girding my loins to summon up the effort to shower before we go out. It's all too much effort.....:rolleyes::D

LOL!!! Oh I hate those evenings when socialising just doesn't seem to be worth the effort in the getting ready :D

I get food in front of the TV in my pjs tonight - then doze off and wake up at 2am and drag my arse up to bed :D
 
LOL!!! Oh I hate those evenings when socialising just doesn't seem to be worth the effort in the getting ready :D

I get food in front of the TV in my pjs tonight - then doze off and wake up at 2am and drag my arse up to bed :D

We'll take good care of your arse in between :D
 
Go - sit like a kid in a small bucket of water.

I've got my model Battleship and a little yellow rubber duck too! :D Well, my pain has eased so that's good - a night of partying awaits! (If by partying, you mean being a lazy sod.)

Hi Jaime! :)
 
I've got my model Battleship and a little yellow rubber duck too! :D Well, my pain has eased so that's good - a night of partying awaits! (If by partying, you mean being a lazy sod.)

Hi Jaime! :)

Hi monkey. Keeping the Brits in order,i trust....:D
 
I've got my model Battleship and a little yellow rubber duck too! :D Well, my pain has eased so that's good - a night of partying awaits! (If by partying, you mean being a lazy sod.)

Hi Jaime! :)


Do you do bubbles too? Better coverage with bubbles than a ship :eek:

Oh. So no Scarlett for me then? Sigh. Fine. Shall wait til next time.
 
Do you do bubbles too? Better coverage with bubbles than a ship :eek:

Oh. So no Scarlett for me then? Sigh. Fine. Shall wait til next time.
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I don't have bubble-bath in. I make my own bubbles. :D But my battleship is suitable. It's over a foot-long...*cough*
 
... Monkey? MONKEY?! I have never been so insulted in my life! I'm not a dirty monkey. I'm a donkey. Wise, regal... A pain in the "ass"! And I'm British too. :p

I apologies , Wonky . I can only blame the autocorrect on this tablet. It clearly did no recognise Wonky. It does now.....:D
 
Am baaaaaackkkkk!!!

Dinner done. Pjs on. Almost settled for the evening :cool:
 
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