Turn offs

[Aquagal]

The woman won't let me date anymore.

Therefore, I can drink aplenty.




It was 85F today and I had my first beer of the season.

Made me sleepy.

Three cheers for whiskey dicks!

 

[McKenna]

Subarus. I don't know why. Too much affectation? Someone bought into the hype? Whatever. It's a bandwagon; get off it.

 

[thør]

The Toyota Prius. I don't know why. Too much affectation? Someone bought into the hype? Whatever. It's a bandwagon; get off it.

FYP....

YW

 

[McKenna]

FYP....

YW

BAHAHAHAH!

Yes, that too. We are two peas in a pod, you know.

 

[marshalt]

Hoebags
Cunt faces
Chicks who fart

 

[girlsmiley]

People with huge homes who don't even live in them.

 

[KyleW]

Subarus seemed like an odd choice. I didn't even know they were a bandwagon. Some are hatchbacks though.

 

[MissMissyMiss]

Whoever said fat chicks. You and I would make a terrible couple. Lol

Then again...

 

[BotanyBoy]

Hoebags
Cunt faces
Chicks who fart

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2873518/fart-scene-van-wilder-o.gif

 

[blackleggings]

Hoebags
Cunt faces
Chicks who fart

What? Girls don't fart or poop.

 

[slumbermama]

What? Girls don't fart or poop.

Magical fairies come and suck our poop and gas bubbles out in the middle of the night. Remember? Hence the term "shit suckers".

 

[SinCityBaby]

Guys who tell you all the wonderfully depraved (YMMV) things they want to do to you, but then freak the fuck out when you say yes...

 

[TildaS]

Smelly people

Very hairy people

Feet

 

[bronzeage]

Guys who tell you all the wonderfully depraved (YMMV) things they want to do to you, but then freak the fuck out when you say yes...

That happens?

 

[lovetoread]

People who don't let me win.

 

[blackleggings]

I think I already said this but I can't stand hearing people eat, especially if it's cereal. It's a turn off for so many areas.

 

[artemesia_g]

Poor spelling and/or grammar. Lack of curiosity. Racism. Homophobia. Rudeness.

 

[Mischka]

Men who dress like juveniles. Baggy shorts and printed t-shirts are the uniform of youth. Grow up.

Women in capris. No body type can pull them off.

 

[SinCityBaby]

That happens?

Sadly yes...

 

[SinCityBaby]

I've seen lots of eating/chewing noises...but no one has mentioned slurping specifically...freaking nails on a chalk board to me...gah...

 

[parodyluvr75]

Liars.

 

[run_silent]

Chicks who fart

You obviously never been in a long term relationship. Chicks fart.

 

[ChinaBandit]

I don't like women who:

A. Are even slightly overweight
B. Have short hair (it sucks!)
C. Have bad teeth
D. Have any body piercing (EDIT: single and double ear piercing is encouraged)
E. Wear ugly underwear
F. Smoke
G. Don't have a 4 year college degree
H. Lack muscle tone
I. Have a New England accent
J. Won't swallow sperm
K. Don't read novels
L. Don't like jazz
M.Don't like sex in the bathroom
N.Don't like sex in the outdoors
0. Refuse to wear perfume
P. Don't wear jewelry
Q. Can't cook breakfast
R. Can't participate in conversation during a business dinner
S. Don't like the beach
T. Have any hair on their face
U. Spit
V. Use the words cunt, pussy or fuck in non-sexual situations
W.Can't play at least one musical instrument
X. Can't speak at least two languages
Y. Don't drive well
Z. Doesn't love any/all kids

PERIOD!

 

[lovetoread]

You obviously never been in a long term relationship. Chicks fart.

We do not!

Well not until we've sucked the other person into a long term relationship.

 

[girlsmiley]

Bad manners.