Turn offs

[Fata Morgana]

People who like kindles.

 

[kbate]

People who like kindles.

But kindle lets me get free books! FREE! Where else can I find every word of Plato for FREE!

my new turn off is people who don't like people who like kindles.

 

[Fata Morgana]

But kindle lets me get free books! FREE! Where else can I find every word of Plato for FREE!

my new turn off is people who don't like people who like kindles.

Sexy bitch.

 

[kbate]

snarky bitches

 

[lovetoread]

My biggest turn off is breathing. Can't stand the sound of someone breathing.

 

[tactful]

Light switches, gas burners, ignitions, faucets, I could go on, but that'd be a turn off as well.

 

[kbate]

What really ends the sexy for the night is when she's across the table and I can hear her chewing and it's like, "loud chewing".

The sound of people chewing is gross.

 

[JamieJ424]

Naked men. Ball gags. Turnips...don't ask. And Fleetwood Mac music, except for their early stuff with Peter Green

 

[blackleggings]

People who like kindles.

I love my kindle.

 

[slumbermama]

Oh my gosh yes! Hate it when girls do that. If I was a guy id be like "my ears woman! "

Can you imagine them in the bedroom? They start to orgasm and it would be like banging Miss Piggy.

 

[islandman]

Bad breath

Lack of intelligence

No manners

Wife beater shirts.


and though I am not into chics I do not get the ones that squeal about things and how men can find that cute.

'Chicks' is spelled with a 'k' in it.


My list:

- not covering one's mouth when yawning

- smokers

There may be a few more, but I'm already bored with this exercise.

 

[blackleggings]

Not having a trust fund.

 

[scrymettet]

My biggest turn off is breathing. Can't stand the sound of someone breathing.

 

[IndieSnob]

Women who reject me.

So basically every woman.

 

[dougsan]

A lack of compasson or understanding of the plight of those less fortunate.

 

[southerncharm77]

Kissing a woman who just smoked a cancer stick! Yuck!!

 

[neci]

adult cartoons

people who don't clean up after themselves

groin/buttox uncleanliness

 

[blackleggings]

Women who reject me.

So basically every woman.

That's a turn on for me. If I can't have a guy, I only want him more... It doesn't always work out though.

 

[bluemuse]

Arrogance and a lack of pirate treasure in the basement.

 

[IndieSnob]

That's a turn on for me. If I can't have a guy, I only want him more... It doesn't always work out though.

You can't have me.

 

[southerncharm77]

Arrogance and a lack of pirate treasure in the basement.

Arrrrrrh matey. Shiver me booty!!

 

[islandman]

You can't have me.

I've had you.

She isn't missing much.

 

[IndieSnob]

I've had you.

She isn't missing much.

You're the worst wingman ever.

 

[islandman]

You're the worst wingman ever.

Don't be late with your payment next time.

 

[blackleggings]

You can't have me.

You can be added to my list.

Real turn offs:

Noisy eaters
Double negatives
Smoking
Whiny men
Those people that believe they're experts in everything