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[Endrura]

It is reported that you have a better chance of simultaneously being struck by lightning and bitten by a shark than hitting the mega millions lottery. (Mega Billions?) My question is, who on earth would want the problems winning would bring. Geesh talk about opening Pandora's box.

I volunteer to take one for the team should anyone end up with a winning ticket!

 

[Bidin~Time]

I volunteer to take one for the team should anyone end up with a winning ticket!

I wasn't going to tempt fate after my previous post, but with you along for the ride, it might be extremely interesting.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'd cut a couple of sistahs in for a taste of the pot.


The fucking window blinds didn't come, again. I hope to all diddle fuck that I'm not up in dat bitch Wednesday night hanging blinds late so they'll be there for the 'spection.


One of the best side gigs I ever had was with my former buddy, Tommy. We'd get a gig to install 20 or so blinds in a new house without window covering. The wimminz who sold the blinds (and a lot of other home decor shit) would hook us up. We'd get totally high - wasted - and Tommy would unpack and lay out whilst Wat would install the clips. Tommy would come back around and put the blinds in. It'd take us an hour maybe. They'd pay us the $140 for the gig and we'd go drink it up.


Better'n bein' in KANSAS . . . .

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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Tuesday!!!


Allah says, you can't have a winning tickie if you no buy tickie in first place. Then no laundry for certain.


The trees are beginning to change here. Assuming that I get out of here this weekend, the drives coming and going should be very pretty. Now, will I be pounding pavement while the sun is up or not? Remains to be "seen."


Bought new coffee last night. There's always something about the first pot from a new jug of grounds . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

I'm mean and tough and dirty and rough,
and I never can get drunk enough . . . .


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[SpeareChucker]

Coffee is good this morning.
I hope the heck it knocks the groggy out of me.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm pretty sure there isn't enough coffee to cure my ills.


It's just a matter of being tough enough at this stage,


But I am sleeping better/more-gooder now, so there's that . . . .

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[bellisarius]

Morning folks.

The coffee's good and the morning is quiet. The knot in my neck is much reduced and I actually got a decent nights rest last night.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I sure as heck hope my sleep problems have resolved themselves.

 

[SpeareChucker]

We have some sunny days in the forecast.
I can live with that, but not my allergies.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Allah hopes so, too, on the sleep thing. You're keeping the camels awake.


On tight necks, I've had good luck with heat and stretching. Hot water in the shower is the best.


Don't get all gung ho, but steady gets it done.


I even set up my shower with a Speakman head with the restricter removed for just such activities.

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[SpeareChucker]

Hot packs with Epsom salts. Apply a pack, cover it with plastic, cover with a heating pad and enjoy a cup of coffee...

 

[bellisarius]

Rain forecast here for the next two days. "Showers" they say. 90% today diminishing to 20% tomorrow afternoon. Rainbows and lollipops after that.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Did you shot the last of the unicorns?

 

[bellisarius]

Having it mounted too.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Good for you!




Let us know how the burgers and steaks turn out.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I hear they they're kinda tough.


You'd think that they'd run to fat, however.


Getting a jump on the weasels today.


Insh'Allah that they get 'er done . . . .

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[SpeareChucker]

I think that a vicious rumor started by PETA...

 

[bellisarius]

One of the closest animals to the Unicorn is the Orynx. Could even be where the unicorn legend started. Regardless, they're DELICIOUS!!!!

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[SpeareChucker]

Is the Oryx well-marbled?

 

[bellisarius]

For a 'free range' antelope type they are. No lions to chase them over here.

 

[SpeareChucker]

There's the occasional mountain lion.

 

[bellisarius]

There's the occasional mountain lion.

No match for the Orynx. Maybe a calf from time to time. They are desert antelope. wide open spaces and all that. The only reason the African lions are successful is that they hunt as a group. They stand about 5' at the shoulder.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Taller then LT.

 

[bellisarius]

Taller then LT.

Ok, that's funny. Images of Steve Urkel are popping up now.