True Stories or Experiences that Sound Made Up

[labierexxx]

I typically prefer to watch porn scenes that are given a context and scenario within which all the obscene writhing can take place. And with so much porn out there it seems forgivable when producers aiming to be original end up creating unlikely or unrealistic situations to motivate their scenes.
What I'm curious to hear are encounters that anyone has had that sound like silly porn scenarios but are in fact true events. Whether it was something brief or something much longer, have any of your real life encounters ever sounded far fetched enough to be mistaken for an unrealistic fiction?
What came to my mind was the time I was in bed with three women, who all happened to have the same first name. (Sadly they were not named Bree because then I could refer to it as a Breesome).

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Probably any sexual encounter I've had outside my relationship with my late husband

Sometimes I wonder if I dreamed them myself.. LoL

I've had threesomes (plural)
Given BJ's behind bars to strangers
Been with women
Fucked my BFF's bf (oops )

I have a huge list.. haha

https://www.literotica.com/s/memoirs-of-my-sexy-life

 

[labierexxx]

Here's another story that happened to me.

I had been seeing a young lady casually over a few weeks. We had only had sex two or three times by that point and always at my place. I was studying very late one night, alone in a shared office, and she and I ended up having a flirty phone call after midnight. Once our thoughts were narrowed to nothing but sex I asked if I could come to her place which was close by. She said yes with some reluctance, emphasizing that I would have to be very quiet because she did not want her roommate to know she was having a friend over at such a late hour. She was very serious about it, making me remove my shoes before I came in so as not to make noise as we practically tiptoed to her bedroom in complete silence.
We did pretty well staying quiet until our fucking got more heated and her metal bedframe started creaking. I nearly stopped once it got too loud to ignore but she pulled me into herself forcefully and told me to keep going. The bed got louder as she got closer to her climax and then it became ridiculous when the headboard started knocking loudly into the wall. I looked to her to see what she wanted me to do and without missing a thrust she panted "keep going! Don't stop!" I obliged and doubled my effort determined to make her cum. When she finally orgasmed her wild movements seemed to be the final straw because some part of that bedframe came free. The frame completely collapsed and crashed down on to the floor with the deafening sound of demolition, metal clanged into metal, and even her nightstand lost its footing and tipped into the wall, followed by the sound of a glass shattering on the floor. But that wasn't all. Her nightstand had a large glass vase that was filled with coloured glass beads and it managed to fall sideways pouring hundreds of small noisy bouncing balls onto the floor to roll and bounce all over the room. There were a bunch of beads that managed to stay atop the nightstand's bare surface that took their sweet time to slowly roll off the edge one by one, each bouncing onto the wooded floor for a few seconds then rolling around until they settled. I would guess that from the time the bed broke until there was silence in the room that nearly two minutes had passed.

Hopefully that came across vividly enough. It does feel like one of those "had to be there" sort of moments. When I play it back in my mind it sounds like a scripted punchline in a scene from a romantic comedy.

 

[BgDaddy33]

When I was younger, an older friend would tease me and ask me to suck his cock. We would spend the day together playing ball or go swimming and sometimes he would press me against the wall in his room and dry hump me from behind, trying to tease my shorts down but I always moved away from him laughing. Sometimes he would grab his bulge and tell me to kiss it. Other times he would ask me if I wanted to look at it. I never took him seriously. This was in the late 80s, very early 90s

He'd ask me if I wanted to see his sister's tits and when I said yes (I always said yes,) he would tell me that he would show me if I sucked his cock. I'd just shake my head say "yeah right!"

Then I learned we were moving away. I would never see them again, and I had developed a real crush on his younger sister... so when he asked me again, I said "okay..."

He wasted no time to lead me to his room and right behind the open door he told me to get on my knees and he pulled it out. He had a thick bush of dark hair which I found gross so from then on I've never liked hair, but I will never forget how his fat cock filled my mouth. How the head felt spongy when I swirled my tongue around it like he asked and how it got firmer the longer it was in my mouth. He came in less than a minute with a grunt and he gave me a napkin to spit it out on.

Afterwards he pulled up his shorts and told me to follow him. We went out to the living room where his sister was. I remember feeling red in the face and hot all over as if she could somehow tell what I had just done. While I was sitting across from her he pretended to hug her and lifted her shirt over her head exposing her pink puffy nipples. She screamed and called him an asshole and ran away covering her tits.

As nice as her tits were all I remember vividly though was how my tongue was still coated with his cum and how I wouldn't have minded doing that for him again. Which I did, plus a lot more for the remaining days until we moved away and I never saw him again. When I go into the details of it I know it sounds unbelievable.. especially since I never revisited those impulses again, which I guess makes it more special to me.

 

[millieteases]

Went out with a woman I met on a dating site. We had lunch, watched a movie. After that, in the car, she said "I have a friend. We share everything." They did.

 

[GD88]

What I'm curious to hear are encounters that anyone has had that sound like silly porn scenarios but are in fact true events. Whether it was something brief or something much longer, have any of your real life encounters ever sounded far fetched enough to be mistaken for an unrealistic fiction?

The first weeks of my relationship with my now-wife/then-girlfriend. We're the same age but sexually speaking, I couldn't be more inexperienced (virgin with no relationship under my belt) and she couldn't be more experienced (been in multiple longer term relationships including one with a much older man who really took care of her sexually and taught her about a man's body). I can say most of the time, during those first few weeks, it was her pleasuring me and showing me what feels good rather than the other way around.

 

[wouldloveto]

I was a very young adult, still living in my parent's basement, working graveyard shift in a factory, typical blue collar life. I had broken up with my gf a couple months before and was in a long dry spell. For a 20 yr. old healthy male that had become used to frequent great sex, it was maddening. I have never been a "lady's man", never had a one night stand, tall, skinny, and awkward, so... you get the picture.

Payday was Friday morning, with real signed checks (remember those?) so we always went to the local bar, at 8:00 a.m. after shift, and they would cash our checks, and we would drink. By no means was this the type of bar that you might expect to meet a woman, let alone pick on up.

I saw her walk in, a bit disheveled, clothes well worn, and she looked tired. She was average looking, mousy brown hair, glasses, but something about her caught my eye. I watched her order a tap beer and search pockets for change to pay for it. I swooped in and offered to buy, that was well received and we began talking. Her boyfriend had tossed her out in the wee hours of the morning, she had no money, no place to stay, no car, and could not talk to her friend about staying with her till she was done with work. (No cell phones or texting back then) I quickly offered to come home with me till she could talk to her friend. She excepted with a big smile and a peck on my cheek.

Both my parents worked so the house was mine all day. I figured by then I would be driving her to her friend's place. When we got there I made her and I breakfast, chatted, and she helped me clean up the dishes. Every thing was very pleasant and platonic, she seemed shy and grateful, but not very talkative. I offered her the use of the shower and what ever else she needed. That is when things went full cliche porno...

She smiled and grabbed my hand and led me to the (tiny) bathroom. She stripped us both down in short order and was kneeling in front of me fondling and kissing my cock before I could even form a word. She looked up and told me to turn on the shower and I did so as she brought me to full hardness with her mouth and fingers. We groped and washed every inch of each other in that cramped space till we had to spread out. We headed downstairs to my room and went at it like rabbits till till we fell asleep. Then she woke me up and we went another round.

This time when we woke up both my parents were home... then it turned into a sitcom...

 

[Dearelliot]

I discuss my experiences with pay for play ladies and some of them will get wild for a price.

 

[LookN2Talk]

Oh so many with my wife. She was the most incredibly hot sexy girl I've ever gotten to know. I have learned incredible things from her, expanding and broadening my horizons greatly. From oral to anal and cum play, to getting married and vaginal, toy play, and vibe play. I'll get with her and see which one's she'll pick as well.

 

[Mrman69]

When I was younger, an older friend would tease me and ask me to suck his cock. We would spend the day together playing ball or go swimming and sometimes he would press me against the wall in his room and dry hump me from behind, trying to tease my shorts down but I always moved away from him laughing. Sometimes he would grab his bulge and tell me to kiss it. Other times he would ask me if I wanted to look at it. I never took him seriously. This was in the late 80s, very early 90s

He'd ask me if I wanted to see his sister's tits and when I said yes (I always said yes,) he would tell me that he would show me if I sucked his cock. I'd just shake my head say "yeah right!"

Then I learned we were moving away. I would never see them again, and I had developed a real crush on his younger sister... so when he asked me again, I said "okay..."

He wasted no time to lead me to his room and right behind the open door he told me to get on my knees and he pulled it out. He had a thick bush of dark hair which I found gross so from then on I've never liked hair, but I will never forget how his fat cock filled my mouth. How the head felt spongy when I swirled my tongue around it like he asked and how it got firmer the longer it was in my mouth. He came in less than a minute with a grunt and he gave me a napkin to spit it out on.

Afterwards he pulled up his shorts and told me to follow him. We went out to the living room where his sister was. I remember feeling red in the face and hot all over as if she could somehow tell what I had just done. While I was sitting across from her he pretended to hug her and lifted her shirt over her head exposing her pink puffy nipples. She screamed and called him an asshole and ran away covering her tits.

As nice as her tits were all I remember vividly though was how my tongue was still coated with his cum and how I wouldn't have minded doing that for him again. Which I did, plus a lot more for the remaining days until we moved away and I never saw him again. When I go into the details of it I know it sounds unbelievable.. especially since I never revisited those impulses again, which I guess makes it more special to me.

My best friend when we were in our late teens would do the same thing. Pin me against the wall, try to get my pants down, say suggestive things that I laughed at. Always asked if I needed help when I had to piss.
One day I got fed up so we had been drinking, I got on my knees in front of him,
yanked his shorts off and took him in my mouth. He had a tangled mess of pubic hair, but it didn’t bother me because I loved servicing him, And he always reciprocated. He wasn’t the best, nit he was always available. Any time we were
alone, the dicks came out. Eventually I was in a three way with his ex wife and his current girlfriend.

 

[calmlikeabomb]

Sex in the washroom of a bar just after we had played a gig. A decade and a half of learning the guitar finally paid off.

 

[Oazeal]

I had this part time weekend job in retail store. I had just gotten engage and I needed the extra cash to help pay off the ring. One morning I open the store up and was just hanging out waiting for the first customer of the day. So this transvestite walks in and we start up a conversation. No flirting or anything just talking shit when all of sudden she just burst out, "I'd like to suck you cock". There're still no customers in the store, so I lock the door, put up the "Back in 5 minutes Sign" and we go in the back. I sit is a chair, take my cock out and she gets on her knees and starts sucking on me. My cock gets hard and she comes up for air and tell me what a nice cock I have, it so beautiful, and it taste so good. Aside from the fact that she talked too much, she gave great head. Better than my fiancée, in fact. I felt I was about to cum when she stops and tells me. "You made me really horny, will you please fuck me in my ass?" I agreed, I mean she did say please. She stands up and bends over the desk, lifts her skirt up, pulls down her panties and i plunge cock balls deep in her ass in one stroke. Frankly, I slid in too easily. She was greased up before she even walked into the store. Anyway, I finished off in her ass. We got dressed and she left. I never saw her again.

 

[LookN2Talk]

Opponents dugout by her bf after the game. They'd lost, he was upset sitting alone in the dugout, the team had gone to the locker room, coach was letting him cool off by himself. She found him, wound up comforting him doggy over the bench. She says the lights were on, people were cleaning up the area (far enough away) while she bent over taking him, skirt hiked up, panties pulled to the side, him in his dirty baseball uniform, penis out, holding on to her hips, going at it. What a goober, that guy let her get away. Thank goodness for me. What a great wife she is!

 

[ffltstone]

I went to an ABS with movie theater 3 days ago. Waked in and saw maybe 4 guys there, There was one guy in a t-shirt only on his knees giving a BJ and I went up behind and started fondling his balls. He immediately got up and stuck his butt back wanting to be penetrated. I instead reached lower and started to JO his stiff dick. The guy getting the BJ started to cum in the guys mouth and at the same time he started to cum in my hand. Really an interesting experience.

 

[Bigaug]

After splitting with my first wife I went into a funk, started hanging out at strip joints to see naked women, One afternoon at the strip club two women walked up to me, one was someone I recalled graduating with, she introduced me to her cute friend, we hung out and I got hammered, the cute friend drove my car and we were followed by the girl I knew, they took me to a local motel, the cute friend got naked and stripped me down, she sucked my cock then made me do oral on her, she was very tasty, I saw the other women naked in a chair masturbating, after the cute girl came and squirted on my face she pulled me up on her and I fucked her brains out and came inside of her. We did this several times more and then when I was alone with the cute one, she told me the girl I knew was her lover, but she fell for me, we fucked 4 or 5 times a week, but I really didn't like her much and then she got real serious, talking marriage, I had to leave her, always missed the sex

 

[neon_noodle]

From Splash:

John Candy: "Penthouse printed my letter! They entitled it: A Lesbian No More."