True Or False: Rises Again...

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Probably true... I'm pretty good at throwing stuff out, but once in awhile...



False, I can't commit that much 🤣

TNP is in a "book club" that's actually a cover for getting together to drink wine

False. I'm illiterate and I am a teetotaler.

TNP never misses the Charlie Brown Christmas special.
 
I would LOVE to hear it!

True.



False. I am mind numbingly consistent.


TNP has never said no when asked to perform oral sex.

This might be true if you define asked as actually verbally asking if I wanted to. I will deny anyone who only "asks" by pushing my head down.


TNP will only perform oral sex on someone if they do it first.
 
This might be true if you define asked as actually verbally asking if I wanted to. I will deny anyone who only "asks" by pushing my head down.


TNP will only perform oral sex on someone if they do it first.

False.

TNP has taken dancing lessons.
 
True, several kinds

TNP has taken cooking lessons

False. Although, I could really use a few. The only thing I know how to cook is Microwave Popcorn. And if it wasn't for the fact there is a button on the microwave that says Popcorn, I am certain I would burn that too.

TNP enjoys writing poetry.

False.


TNP looks better naked than clothed.
 
False. Although, I could really use a few. The only thing I know how to cook is Microwave Popcorn. And if it wasn't for the fact there is a button on the microwave that says Popcorn, I am certain I would burn that too.



False.


TNP looks better naked than clothed.
I look so much better clothed

TNP has had some form of cosmetic surgery
 
No

TNP has a go to karaoke song

False. I can't sing. Everybody knows it, and no amount of sound shaping technology will ever disguise the fact that I sound like a cat in a blender.

TNP can't watch TV unless they are multitasking at some other project.
 
False. I can't sing. Everybody knows it, and no amount of sound shaping technology will ever disguise the fact that I sound like a cat in a blender.

TNP can't watch TV unless they are multitasking at some other project.

False. I only watch if I am paying attention, otherwise I have music playing.

TNP has more than 2 places to visit in their bucket list
 
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