AmberLGreen
Wise old cow
- Joined
- May 15, 2021
- Posts
- 27,340
False. I am trying to create my ownFalse.
TNP is watching erotica right now!![]()
TNP is indecisive in nature
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False. I am trying to create my ownFalse.
TNP is watching erotica right now!![]()
False. I am trying to create my own
TNP is indecisive in nature
Nooo yukdepends on the situation.
TNP loves eggnog.
Nooo yuk
TNP dances in their underwear
True
TNP sings while dancing in their underwear
So trueTrue
TNP sings while dancing in their underwear
Doesn’t everyone?
TNP has clothes they should throw out but can’t?
False although I don’t let that stop me.
TNP is in a bookclub.
Probably true... I'm pretty good at throwing stuff out, but once in awhile...
False, I can't commit that much
TNP is in a "book club" that's actually a cover for getting together to drink wine
False. I'm illiterate and I am a teetotaler.
TNP never misses the Charlie Brown Christmas special.
False
TNP is a whisky snob
False
TNP is happy to drive rather than drink
False usually
TNP acts the exact same sober as drunk
I know Cecil the caterpillar. I will voice it to you.When I'm drunk I tend to leer at women's breasts and drool a lot. So, yeah. Same drunk as sober.
TNP has a favorite poem they know by heart.
I know Cecil the caterpillar. I will voice it to you.
TNP is a romantic at heart
I know Cecil the caterpillar. I will voice it to you.
TNP is a romantic at heart
TNP often has people say that they're very different than the person thought before they got to know them
I would LOVE to hear it!
True.
False. I am mind numbingly consistent.
TNP has never said no when asked to perform oral sex.
This might be true if you define asked as actually verbally asking if I wanted to. I will deny anyone who only "asks" by pushing my head down.
TNP will only perform oral sex on someone if they do it first.
False.
TNP has taken dancing lessons.
False usually
TNP acts the exact same sober as drunk
True, several kinds
TNP has taken cooking lessons
TNP enjoys writing poetry.
I look so much better clothedFalse. Although, I could really use a few. The only thing I know how to cook is Microwave Popcorn. And if it wasn't for the fact there is a button on the microwave that says Popcorn, I am certain I would burn that too.
False.
TNP looks better naked than clothed.
I look so much better clothed
TNP has had some form of cosmetic surgery
No
TNP has a go to karaoke song
False. I can't sing. Everybody knows it, and no amount of sound shaping technology will ever disguise the fact that I sound like a cat in a blender.
TNP can't watch TV unless they are multitasking at some other project.