*True Confessions*
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InLust
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Good Morning all!
Yeah, I know ya all thought I had dropped off the face of the earth - just been working unbeleivably long hours animating "The Night Before Christmas". Project is due next week and I still haven't gotten the damn voice overs from the guy that promised to do them for me.....this clip may end up a bit on the lesbian side if he doesn't come through
It's good to se you all have survived without me here to stir things up
For my SBT
- thinking of you.
Yeah, I know ya all thought I had dropped off the face of the earth - just been working unbeleivably long hours animating "The Night Before Christmas". Project is due next week and I still haven't gotten the damn voice overs from the guy that promised to do them for me.....this clip may end up a bit on the lesbian side if he doesn't come through
It's good to se you all have survived without me here to stir things up
For my SBT
- thinking of you.
kkceohcs
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omahaman2 said:
hehehehehe
Oman, you were talking of snow, werent you????????????????
OK, poor attempt at humor.. please laugh..it'll make you smile at least..
FREYA got a house and a baby with it??? WoW.. that was some salesman..
OK, another poor attempt at humor.. HOPING FREYA would get a chuckle at least... Happy Birthday Original pocket pal girl!.. AND Congrats on the baby.
We got snow today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WAhoooo. Ok so it was a dusting.. just enough to cover the windshield.. and freeze of course..
HIYa SS.. long time no chat.. hope things are well in CO.. BTW.. how is your snow??? hehehe
Lusty.. hope your project gets finished on time.. knowing it will be fantastic when its done.. STAY with the school.. learning is living..
Back to work..
to the ladies^5s to the guys.
KK
for that SATB.. your voice makes me... SIGH.. ok.. better not say that here..
hehe
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InLust said:Good Morning all!
Yeah, I know ya all thought I had dropped off the face of the earth - just been working unbeleivably long hours animating "The Night Before Christmas". Project is due next week and I still haven't gotten the damn voice overs from the guy that promised to do them for me.....this clip may end up a bit on the lesbian side if he doesn't come through
It's good to se you all have survived without me here to stir things up
For my SBT
Lusty,
If you need a fill in for that voice over, let me know. I'll be happy to do it. You know I have the voice for it.
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Long overdue confession
- I've gotten stoned more times in the last 4 months than I have in the last 30 years
- I was a guest in a video and photo shoot with a freind and her husband for her adult web site.
- The same friend introduced me to her girlfriend who also has an adult website and we are now dating.
- I've heard from an old friend from Lit and it made me smile, I missed her alot.
- I now am a part owner in my own business with a good future oppertunities but right now I had to take a second job delievering pizza. The weird thing, I actually like it.
- I wish I had more time to post on Lit.
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What snow? ... you must be thinking about the mountains or the eastern plain. Never got a whiff of it (cold and windy though).kkceohcs said:
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supposedly vetted by several local officers ...
Things Cops Know .....
When you see an emergency vehicle behind you with its lights and sirens on: pull to the RIGHT, and Stop. We are usually required to pass cars on the left.
Dunkin' Donuts has much better coffee than they do doughnuts.
When you're driving in the fast lane and you see a cop behind you, don't go 5 mph's under the speed limit. We are not impressed by how safe of a driver
you can be, we're trying to go help someone (or catch that guy in the SUV that just cut you off). Safely move over and let us pass by you, please.
If you get a warning instead of a ticket from a motorcycle cop...Go buy a lottery ticket, because you've already beaten the odds.
If a cop causes a car accident we usually get a ticket, and sometimes we get suspended. When is the last time you got 3 days off for rear-ending a guy at Wal-mart.
If you think you can fan all the pot smoke out of the car before we smell it, good luck.
We know you've had more than 2 beers. I've never had two beers and driven my car through the front doors of a Toys-R-Us, pissed my pants, and passed
out with my foot on the gas.
Here's how to get out of a ticket, don't break the law in the first place.
If you drive a piece of junk car; this is why you're getting pulled over.
In one week I pulled over 10 cars for "minor" equipment violations. 8 out of 10 had no vehicle insurance, 7 out of 10 had suspended drivers licenses, 5 out of 10 had warrants, 2 out of 10 had felony warrants, and 1 out of 10 was a known sex offender with his 12 year old niece in the car without her mother's knowledge. The 2 out of 10 that didn't have any other violations, one was given a "fix-it-ticket", and the other was given a warning. (If you're trying to do the math many had multiple violations)
If you've just been pulled over doing 70 in the 35 DO NOT greet the officer with "what seems to be the problem, officer."
We get coffee breaks too, and sometimes we run into stores and do some shopping during them.
When you're the victim of a burglary it would be nice if you take the time you spend waiting for the officer to find the model #'s and the serial #'s of the stuff that was taken.
Some cops are just jerks, but take heart in the fact that other cops don't like them either.
If it's nighttime and you're driving a vehicle with tinted windows and I pull you over. It's not because of your skin color; I usually can't tell if the vehicle even has a driver until the windows rolled down.
Cops make mistakes, and sometimes they're big mistakes.
Some cops are bad, and sometimes they're real bad.
Every time you hear on the news about people running from a crazed gun man, someone's son or daughter in a blue or brown uniform is running AT that crazed gun man.
City cops don't Like the highway patrol, and vice versa.
Yes it's true; cops usually don't give other cops speeding tickets. Think of it as an employee discount, and unless you're a habitual speeder all you ever get is a fine.
If your local police agency has a helicopter everyone knows it's loud and annoying, but did you know it can cover the same area as 15-20 patrol officers, and safely chase criminals that are driving 90 MPH through city streets. Many times the guy has no idea it's there and slows down.
Your 5 year old kid getting pushed down by another 5 year old kid IS NOT a police matter, talk to the other kid's parents.
If you hit your spouse in front of your children, your children will hit their spouse in front of their children.
Police work is...writing reports.
If you rob a gas station your only gonna get $20, but I get to see a K-9 dog use your arm as a chew toy. For all I care you can keep the $20.
In 1 year of patrol work in a large city only about 10 minutes would be cool enough to be on COPS. But if COPS was about report writing and accident reports each show would be a year long.
Every traffic stop could end in gunfire, but we have to be polite and professional until that time.
I've taking about the same amount of men/women to jail for domestic violence, so NO it's not always the man.
People love fire fighters.
Attention Victims: I need to know the WHO,WHAT,WHERE,WHEN, and HOW. Not what meds you're on or what your 15 cats have peed on.
Some cops don't like to be called cops. I don't know why, but most don't care, we've been called worse.
And Last but not least: 99% of Police Officers do their job honestly and with great pride, we try to do our job well. Often we have to work in environments where we are the only ones that have to follow the rules. A veteran Sergeant told me on my first day of patrol "when you wear that uniform everything you do is a liability."
We do make mistakes and due to the nature of the job sometimes they have horrible results.
Sometimes minor mistakes cost Police Officers their lives, at a rate of 1 every 50 hours.
Things Cops Know .....
When you see an emergency vehicle behind you with its lights and sirens on: pull to the RIGHT, and Stop. We are usually required to pass cars on the left.
Dunkin' Donuts has much better coffee than they do doughnuts.
When you're driving in the fast lane and you see a cop behind you, don't go 5 mph's under the speed limit. We are not impressed by how safe of a driver
you can be, we're trying to go help someone (or catch that guy in the SUV that just cut you off). Safely move over and let us pass by you, please.
If you get a warning instead of a ticket from a motorcycle cop...Go buy a lottery ticket, because you've already beaten the odds.
If a cop causes a car accident we usually get a ticket, and sometimes we get suspended. When is the last time you got 3 days off for rear-ending a guy at Wal-mart.
If you think you can fan all the pot smoke out of the car before we smell it, good luck.
We know you've had more than 2 beers. I've never had two beers and driven my car through the front doors of a Toys-R-Us, pissed my pants, and passed
out with my foot on the gas.
Here's how to get out of a ticket, don't break the law in the first place.
If you drive a piece of junk car; this is why you're getting pulled over.
In one week I pulled over 10 cars for "minor" equipment violations. 8 out of 10 had no vehicle insurance, 7 out of 10 had suspended drivers licenses, 5 out of 10 had warrants, 2 out of 10 had felony warrants, and 1 out of 10 was a known sex offender with his 12 year old niece in the car without her mother's knowledge. The 2 out of 10 that didn't have any other violations, one was given a "fix-it-ticket", and the other was given a warning. (If you're trying to do the math many had multiple violations)
If you've just been pulled over doing 70 in the 35 DO NOT greet the officer with "what seems to be the problem, officer."
We get coffee breaks too, and sometimes we run into stores and do some shopping during them.
When you're the victim of a burglary it would be nice if you take the time you spend waiting for the officer to find the model #'s and the serial #'s of the stuff that was taken.
Some cops are just jerks, but take heart in the fact that other cops don't like them either.
If it's nighttime and you're driving a vehicle with tinted windows and I pull you over. It's not because of your skin color; I usually can't tell if the vehicle even has a driver until the windows rolled down.
Cops make mistakes, and sometimes they're big mistakes.
Some cops are bad, and sometimes they're real bad.
Every time you hear on the news about people running from a crazed gun man, someone's son or daughter in a blue or brown uniform is running AT that crazed gun man.
City cops don't Like the highway patrol, and vice versa.
Yes it's true; cops usually don't give other cops speeding tickets. Think of it as an employee discount, and unless you're a habitual speeder all you ever get is a fine.
If your local police agency has a helicopter everyone knows it's loud and annoying, but did you know it can cover the same area as 15-20 patrol officers, and safely chase criminals that are driving 90 MPH through city streets. Many times the guy has no idea it's there and slows down.
Your 5 year old kid getting pushed down by another 5 year old kid IS NOT a police matter, talk to the other kid's parents.
If you hit your spouse in front of your children, your children will hit their spouse in front of their children.
Police work is...writing reports.
If you rob a gas station your only gonna get $20, but I get to see a K-9 dog use your arm as a chew toy. For all I care you can keep the $20.
In 1 year of patrol work in a large city only about 10 minutes would be cool enough to be on COPS. But if COPS was about report writing and accident reports each show would be a year long.
Every traffic stop could end in gunfire, but we have to be polite and professional until that time.
I've taking about the same amount of men/women to jail for domestic violence, so NO it's not always the man.
People love fire fighters.
Attention Victims: I need to know the WHO,WHAT,WHERE,WHEN, and HOW. Not what meds you're on or what your 15 cats have peed on.
Some cops don't like to be called cops. I don't know why, but most don't care, we've been called worse.
And Last but not least: 99% of Police Officers do their job honestly and with great pride, we try to do our job well. Often we have to work in environments where we are the only ones that have to follow the rules. A veteran Sergeant told me on my first day of patrol "when you wear that uniform everything you do is a liability."
We do make mistakes and due to the nature of the job sometimes they have horrible results.
Sometimes minor mistakes cost Police Officers their lives, at a rate of 1 every 50 hours.
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InLust
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kkceohcs said:
My projects are always completed on time......if there is one thing I learned in all those years as a QA Engineer it's that you meet your milestones, period. I will admit that I have pulled more than a few all nighters to meet a deadline and I have been known to drive co-workers crazy....yeah I know, that shocks you
And no, I have no intentions of leaving school until I get my degree; signed up for the lower algebra class next term and also a painting class taught by my old buddy, "Mr. Anal". Doing 2 classes at night so that my days are free to get my name out there and get a client or two. Of course, if I was to get a job offer I'd check that out too. Just keeping all my options open and focused at this point
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Wintermute said:Lusty,
If you need a fill in for that voice over, let me know. I'll be happy to do it. You know I have the voice for it.
Baby, you got the voice for just about anything
Thanks for your offer, but the voice overs arrived this morning, guy did a great job with the cadence. He recorded at the wrong sampling rate, but I can fix that....one of the many things I learned at Octel You gonna get a chance to spend time with the kids over the holidays?
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InLust said:Baby, you got the voice for just about anything
You gonna get a chance to spend time with the kids over the holidays?
Nope, not enough bread to fly them down or fly up (besides it was 9 degrees there to day
). Did sent them both rather sizeable Target gift cards (their mom works for Target Corporate IT so she gets a rather nice discount on top of it all. )
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InLust said:... I will admit that I have pulled more than a few all nighters to meet a deadline and I have been known to drive co-workers crazy....yeah I know, that shocks you
you? ... never!
InLust
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Wintermute said:Nope, not enough bread to fly them down or fly up (besides it was 9 degrees there to day
9 degrees? And I thought we were freezing at 45
Gotta love those gift cards, so much easier then trying to find the perfect want of the moment, not to mention the $$$ you save on shipping. And their Mom is at Target? Very cool, gotta beat the hell out of Micky D's
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Never as in ... tongue firmly in cheek!InLust said:Never as in shocking to find that out?
Trying to be a productive member of society ... with the usual greater or lesser degree of successHow ya doing baby? Been a long time.
Mostly I'm doing good!
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Good evening everyone! I hope your Thanksgiving was wonderful! And you are in full swing of holiday shopping. I love December!!!
I just got the new Jack Johnson CD In Between Dreams. I love it. And its raining here so I thought this was appropriate.
Confession: This song makes me smile.
"Banana Pancakes"
Can't you see that its just raining
Aint no need to go outside...
But Baby, You hardly even notice
When I try to show you this
Song is meant to keep ya
From doing what your supposed to
Like waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
I'll make you banana pancakes
Pretend like its the weekend now
And we could pretend it all the time
Can't you see that its just raining
Ain't no need to go outside
But just maybe, laka ukulele
Mommy made a baby
Really don't mind the practice
Cause your my little lady
Lady lady love me
Cause I love to lay here lazy
We could close the curtains
Pretend like there's no world outside
And we could pretend it all the time
Cant you see that its just raining
Aint no need to go outside
Aint no need aint no need Mmmm MMmmm
Cant you see cant you see
Rain all day
And I don't mind.
The telephone is singing
Ringing its too early
Don't pick it up
We don't need to we got everything
We need right here
And everything we need is enough
Just so easy
When the whole world fits inside of your arms
Don't really need to pay attention to the alarm
Wake up slow, yeah wake up slow
You hardly even notice
When I try to show you this
Song is meant to keep ya
From doing what your supposed to
Like waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
Ill make you banana pancakes
Pretend like its the weekend now
And we could pretend it all the time
Can't you see that it's just raining
Aint no need to go outside
Aint no need, Aint no need
Rain all day and I really really really don't mind
Can't you see cant you see,
You gotta wake up slow
Oman, if you can find me a pic of some banana pancakes, you get a big smooch!
I just got the new Jack Johnson CD In Between Dreams. I love it. And its raining here so I thought this was appropriate.
Confession: This song makes me smile.
"Banana Pancakes"
Can't you see that its just raining
Aint no need to go outside...
But Baby, You hardly even notice
When I try to show you this
Song is meant to keep ya
From doing what your supposed to
Like waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
I'll make you banana pancakes
Pretend like its the weekend now
And we could pretend it all the time
Can't you see that its just raining
Ain't no need to go outside
But just maybe, laka ukulele
Mommy made a baby
Really don't mind the practice
Cause your my little lady
Lady lady love me
Cause I love to lay here lazy
We could close the curtains
Pretend like there's no world outside
And we could pretend it all the time
Cant you see that its just raining
Aint no need to go outside
Aint no need aint no need Mmmm MMmmm
Cant you see cant you see
Rain all day
And I don't mind.
The telephone is singing
Ringing its too early
Don't pick it up
We don't need to we got everything
We need right here
And everything we need is enough
Just so easy
When the whole world fits inside of your arms
Don't really need to pay attention to the alarm
Wake up slow, yeah wake up slow
You hardly even notice
When I try to show you this
Song is meant to keep ya
From doing what your supposed to
Like waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
Ill make you banana pancakes
Pretend like its the weekend now
And we could pretend it all the time
Can't you see that it's just raining
Aint no need to go outside
Aint no need, Aint no need
Rain all day and I really really really don't mind
Can't you see cant you see,
You gotta wake up slow
Oman, if you can find me a pic of some banana pancakes, you get a big smooch!
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My Confession : I really love naughtygir's AV !
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I confessed Im sinning in my thoughts again..lol
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Abner Devereaux said:My Confession : I really love naughtygir's AV !
Thank you.
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naughtygirl said:Good evening everyone! I hope your Thanksgiving was wonderful! And you are in full swing of holiday shopping. I love December!!!
I just got the new Jack Johnson CD In Between Dreams. I love it. And its raining here so I thought this was appropriate.
Confession: This song makes me smile.
"Banana Pancakes"
Can't you see that its just raining
Aint no need to go outside...
But Baby, You hardly even notice
When I try to show you this
Song is meant to keep ya
From doing what your supposed to
Like waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
I'll make you banana pancakes
Pretend like its the weekend now
And we could pretend it all the time
Can't you see that its just raining
Ain't no need to go outside
But just maybe, laka ukulele
Mommy made a baby
Really don't mind the practice
Cause your my little lady
Lady lady love me
Cause I love to lay here lazy
We could close the curtains
Pretend like there's no world outside
And we could pretend it all the time
Cant you see that its just raining
Aint no need to go outside
Aint no need aint no need Mmmm MMmmm
Cant you see cant you see
Rain all day
And I don't mind.
The telephone is singing
Ringing its too early
Don't pick it up
We don't need to we got everything
We need right here
And everything we need is enough
Just so easy
When the whole world fits inside of your arms
Don't really need to pay attention to the alarm
Wake up slow, yeah wake up slow
You hardly even notice
When I try to show you this
Song is meant to keep ya
From doing what your supposed to
Like waking up too early
Maybe we can sleep in
Ill make you banana pancakes
Pretend like its the weekend now
And we could pretend it all the time
Can't you see that it's just raining
Aint no need to go outside
Aint no need, Aint no need
Rain all day and I really really really don't mind
Can't you see cant you see,
You gotta wake up slow
Oman, if you can find me a pic of some banana pancakes, you get a big smooch!
my confession: I listen to that cd at least 3 times a day!
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20smoke said:
It really is a great CD. I have been a fan of his since the beginning. He's awesome. "Better Together" is so damn sweet it melts me everytime I hear it.
"Better Together"
There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard
No song I could sing but I can try for your heart
Our dreams, and they are made out of real things
Like a, shoebox of photographs with sepiatone loving
Love is the answer, at least for most of the questions in my heart
Like why are we here? and where do we go? And how come it's so hard?
It's not always easy and sometimes life can be deceiving
I'll tell you one thing its always better when we're together
[Chorus:]
MMM its always better when we're together
Yeah, look at the stars when we're together
Well, it's always better when we're together
Yeah, it's always better when we're together
And all of these moments just might find their way into my dreams tonight
But I know that theyll be gone when the morning light sings
And brings new things for tomorrow night you see
That theyll be gone too, oo many things I have to do
But if all of these dreams might find their way into my day to day scene
I'd be under the impression I was somewhere in between
With only two, just me and you, not so many things we got to do
Or places we got to be we'll Sit beneath the mango tree now
Its always better when we're together
Mmmm, we're somewhere in between together
Well, it's always better when we're together
Yeah, it's always better when we're together
MMmmmm MMMmmmm Mmmmmm
I believe in memories they look so, so pretty when I sleep
Hey now, and when I wake up, you look so pretty sleeping next to me
But there is not enough time and there is no song I could sing
And there is no, combination of words I could say
But I will still tell you one thing
We're Better together.
Sorry, TCers for the lyrics tonight...just such a beautiful CD...and I'm in the mood
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NG,hi sis!
One question
do you want
fancy banana pancakes
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/02/06/98/image_1498062.jpg
normal ones?
http://www.walkingwithattitude.com/files/recipes/nana%20pancake.jpg
or ones with caramel sauce
http://www.abc.net.au/canberra/stories/Banana_pan_m1052105.jpg
or how about banana nut?
http://www.globalgourmet.com/food/foodday/fd1197/art/banana.gif
One question
do you want
fancy banana pancakes
http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/02/06/98/image_1498062.jpg
normal ones?
http://www.walkingwithattitude.com/files/recipes/nana%20pancake.jpg
or ones with caramel sauce
http://www.abc.net.au/canberra/stories/Banana_pan_m1052105.jpg
or how about banana nut?
http://www.globalgourmet.com/food/foodday/fd1197/art/banana.gif
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I LOVE fresh homemade buttermilk pancakes with wheat germ and REAL maple syrup! Good morning everyone.
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- I'm enjoying both naughtygirl's and Doctor Joe's AV's.
- Did SS give me a? Of course I have to return that favor, can't be selfish, now can I?
- I've stumbled across the world that is the blog. I'm such a voyeur, it's interesting to see sneak peeks into stranger's worlds.
- Oman's pancakes are making me hungry for all the things that I really don't need to be eating.
- Did SS give me a
? Of course I have to return that favor, can't be selfish, now can I? - I've stumbled across the world that is the blog. I'm such a voyeur, it's interesting to see sneak peeks into stranger's worlds.
- Oman's pancakes are making me hungry for all the things that I really don't need to be eating.
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Fantastic AV yourself Curious Fem.......and I also am a confirmed voyeur....care to show me your stuff sometime?
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