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OK here we go with some:

My wife has three sisters I've had sex with 2 of them.

I had sex with my aunt

I masurbate almost every day

The sexiest thing I can think of is my wife with another guy.

That's a start!

Mike
 
My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes too, but I can't remember getting E-coli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool.

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE ... and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now. Flunking gym was not an option .. even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

Every year, someone taught the whole school a lesson by running in the halls with leather soles on linoleum tile and hitting the wet spot. How much better off would we be today if we only knew we could have sued the school system?

Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention. We must have had horribly amaged psyches. I can't understand it.

Schools didn't offer 14 year olds an abortion or condoms (we wouldn't have known what either was anyway) but they did give us a couple of baby aspirin and cough syrup if we started getting the sniffles. What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, PlayStation, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital cable stations.

I must be repressing that memory as I try to rationalize through the denial of the dangers could have befallen us as we trekked off each day about a mile down the road to some guy's vacant 20, built forts out of branches and pieces of plywood, made trails, and fought over who got to be the Lone Ranger. What was that property owner thinking, letting us play on that lot? He should have been locked up for not putting up a fence around the property, complete with a self-closing gate and an infrared intruder alarm.

Oh yeah ... and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played king of the hill on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48 cent bottle of Mercurochrome and then we got our butt spanked. Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either because if we did, we got our butt spanked (physical abuse) here too ... and then we got butt spanked again when we got home.

Mom invited the door to door salesman inside for coffee.

Kids choked down the dust from the gravel driveway while playing with Tonka trucks (Remember why Tonka trucks were made tough...it wasn't so that they could take the rough Berber in the family room), and Dad drove a car with leaded gas.

Our music had to be left inside when we went out to play and I am sure that I nearly exhausted my imagination a couple of times when we went on two week vacations.

I should probably sue the folks now for the danger they put us in when we all slept in campgrounds in the family tent.

Summers were spent behind the push lawn mower and I didn't even know that mowers came with motors until I was 13 and we got one without an automatic blade-stop or an auto-drive. How sick were my parents?

Of course my parents weren't the only psychos. I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known that we needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes?

We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac!

How did we survive?
 
SecretScribe said:
Y'know? ... been pretty GD quiet in here tonight!

Grrrrrrr ....
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You need to come around at a decent hour! (Well, to us east coasters anyway.)

;)

Welcome to TC, Mike!

SE - Wow, long time no see. Hope life is treating you well! :rose:
 
DreamOfSun said:
You need to come around at a decent hour! (Well, to us east coasters anyway.)

;)
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Judging from the fact that there were no posts for 9 hours ahead of mine, I'm not sure being here at a decent hour would have helped at all!

besides ... sometimes being indecent is a good thing ...
 
Hi

Just wanted to let y'all know I'm still alive. I went to the beach a couple of weeks ago and didn't have internet access. Unfortunately I think I missed a lot of stuff here and I feel a little out of it. :( I DID however see NG, SS and Kiki (among others) post!!! :nana:

Today we took our daughter for the 2 month check up. The doctor said she was very pleased with the baby's development. Everything looks great.:)

BTW, ty Dreamy for the PM. I tired to answer but it seems someone has been filling up your box! :p

Hope everyone here has a wonderful weekend.
:kiss:
 
InLust said:
My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes too, but I can't remember getting E-coli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool.

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE ... and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now. Flunking gym was not an option .. even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

Every year, someone taught the whole school a lesson by running in the halls with leather soles on linoleum tile and hitting the wet spot. How much better off would we be today if we only knew we could have sued the school system?

Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention. We must have had horribly amaged psyches. I can't understand it.

Schools didn't offer 14 year olds an abortion or condoms (we wouldn't have known what either was anyway) but they did give us a couple of baby aspirin and cough syrup if we started getting the sniffles. What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, PlayStation, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital cable stations.

I must be repressing that memory as I try to rationalize through the denial of the dangers could have befallen us as we trekked off each day about a mile down the road to some guy's vacant 20, built forts out of branches and pieces of plywood, made trails, and fought over who got to be the Lone Ranger. What was that property owner thinking, letting us play on that lot? He should have been locked up for not putting up a fence around the property, complete with a self-closing gate and an infrared intruder alarm.

Oh yeah ... and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played king of the hill on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48 cent bottle of Mercurochrome and then we got our butt spanked. Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either because if we did, we got our butt spanked (physical abuse) here too ... and then we got butt spanked again when we got home.

Mom invited the door to door salesman inside for coffee.

Kids choked down the dust from the gravel driveway while playing with Tonka trucks (Remember why Tonka trucks were made tough...it wasn't so that they could take the rough Berber in the family room), and Dad drove a car with leaded gas.

Our music had to be left inside when we went out to play and I am sure that I nearly exhausted my imagination a couple of times when we went on two week vacations.

I should probably sue the folks now for the danger they put us in when we all slept in campgrounds in the family tent.

Summers were spent behind the push lawn mower and I didn't even know that mowers came with motors until I was 13 and we got one without an automatic blade-stop or an auto-drive. How sick were my parents?

Of course my parents weren't the only psychos. I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known that we needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes?

We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac!

How did we survive?
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Oh God, I remember it well... I must be old!
Whatever did happen???
 
redelicious said:
Hi

Just wanted to let y'all know I'm still alive. I went to the beach a couple of weeks ago and didn't have internet access. Unfortunately I think I missed a lot of stuff here and I feel a little out of it. :( I DID however see NG, SS and Kiki (among others) post!!! :nana:

Today we took our daughter for the 2 month check up. The doctor said she was very pleased with the baby's development. Everything looks great.:)

BTW, ty Dreamy for the PM. I tired to answer but it seems someone has been filling up your box! :p

Hope everyone here has a wonderful weekend.
:kiss:
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http://www.fabricdragon.com/Stamps/words/so125e-yippee.gif

Glad to hear little oman is doing great!!That was the name you chose,wasnt it??
 
SecretScribe said:
Judging from the fact that there were no posts for 9 hours ahead of mine, I'm not sure being here at a decent hour would have helped at all!

besides ... sometimes being indecent is a good thing ...
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Confession: I was lurking earlier in the evening...so if you'd been here it would have helped. ;)

And one can be indecent at a decent hour.
 
HI everyone! ;)


Just peeking in and confess my droolin over lil miss honeygirls and lil miss sunnygirls newest avs....damn....you're hot!

Be well....:kiss:
 
Re: confession...of sorts

nrcma98 said:
I want her....right now...right here

I want to take her in ways she never thought possible and to heights she never imagined.
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wow, that sure says it all!
 
redelicious said:
Hi

Just wanted to let y'all know I'm still alive. I went to the beach a couple of weeks ago and didn't have internet access. Unfortunately I think I missed a lot of stuff here and I feel a little out of it. :( I DID however see NG, SS and Kiki (among others) post!!! :nana:

Today we took our daughter for the 2 month check up. The doctor said she was very pleased with the baby's development. Everything looks great.:)

BTW, ty Dreamy for the PM. I tired to answer but it seems someone has been filling up your box! :p

Hope everyone here has a wonderful weekend.
:kiss:
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I am so happy to hear that your little one is doing well! It is great to see you! :)
 
Jewelz said:
HI everyone! ;)


Just peeking in and confess my droolin over lil miss honeygirls and lil miss sunnygirls newest avs....damn....you're hot!

Be well....:kiss:
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Hi love! :kiss:
 
Jewelz said:
HI everyone! ;)


Just peeking in and confess my droolin over lil miss honeygirls and lil miss sunnygirls newest avs....damn....you're hot!

Be well....:kiss:
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Jewelz!! Damn! Did I miss everyone again?! I have the worst timing ever.

Red...it's great to hear that you and the lil' one are doing well.

Dreamy...hon...THAT is some AV!

big hello's to mayi and MT

and was that SE I saw??? long time no see girl...

confession...
I'm feeling naughty and wish I could have given him a totally different kind of birthday present ....*sigh* being good is so hard!
 
*my first time having phone sex was when I was 17 and the guy was in his 50s

*I lost my virginity when I was 18 after I lied to my family telling them I was going to Boston for a concert instad of hooking up with a total jerk in NY

*I WILL DO ANYTHING in order to see Pete Townshend play live

*I am madly in love with my best friend and want to have his childern

*I am only going to studying Graphic Art in hopes I can get a job at Eel Pie studios in Twickenhem England (after all a history degree wont get me working there)

*My cat isn't named after Simon Townshend like all my Who friends think, instead he is named after Paul Simon

*I am very interested in Eugenic but not a racist

*It has been 3 years since I have had REAL sex (not counting phone, self, and cyber)

*I want to have a son so I can name him Louis after Beethoven

*I would like to date a deaf guy at least once

I think that is enough for now!;)
 
Welcome to TC, Zelda!

Hi Fiesty! :rose: That AV is awesome.... makes me want to go for a swim. ;)
 
- Today was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Having him confined to one room works for me.

- I just finished a writing 'project' of sorts. I feel a bit nervous about it for some reason.

- I am struggling to make a decision. I wish I knew what the right direction is.

- I miss him. I am still amazed by it all.

- Fear. Is it good to have fear?

- Ever since going to the movies a couple of weeks ago, I am hooked on Skittles.
 
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