Troll Science

[water_moutina]

Share your scientific theories and ask the deep questions that even the bestest of scientists can't answer. But I'm sure Lit scientists can help.

Here's a theory from me

The ancient Egyptians never used the word "Pyramid". Modern archeologists gave that name and it's name so because of the location of Egypt on the modern map. The Egyptians didn't have the modern map, so they couldn't have called it " Pyramid". You see, the Egypt is kinda in the middle of the map. That's why the name "Pyramid". If we had drawn the map a little different then the structures would have been called "Pyaraeast" or "Pyerawest". On if an aussie would have drawn the first map then we'd be calling them "Pyradownunder". I'm glad aussie didn't make the map. One the name is not catchy and second the pyramid would be upside down. There's far too many stone blocks on the base of a pyramid then at the top. So the ancient Egyptians would have to carry so many heavy blocks the talIer the structure got

 

[cheekygirl75]

Following! I know I have some deep mysterious questions, though I can’t think of them right now.

 

[water_moutina]

Following! I know I have some deep mysterious questions, though I can’t think of them right now.

All of those "For science" convos have a dedicated thread now

 

[water_moutina]

Arctic is just frozen ocean but Antarctica is land. Do you know why ? Yes, you do but you just don't realize it

Because ice floats and stays up. Rock sinks to the bottom

 

[Diosax]

Who are you?

 

[water_moutina]

 

[water_moutina]

Who are you?

A scienTits

 

[Diosax]

A scienTits

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

The ancient Egyptians never used the word "Pyramid". Modern archeologists gave that name and it's name so because of the location of Egypt on the modern map.

The English word pyramid is derived from the Greek  pyramis - a kind of conical cake.

Arctic is just frozen ocean but Antarctica is land. Do you know why ? Yes, you do but you just don't realize it

Because ice floats and stays up. Rock sinks to the bottom

Antarctica was originally the centre of Gondwana, at about the current latitude of Australia, and didn't drift south to its current position until the supercontinent broke apart, due to tectonic forces, about 30,000,000 years ago.

Cat twists head and forepaws first, then hindquarters. Buttered side of bread has less air resistance. Once you attach the cat/bread combination to the generator, neither is falling.

2/10 - Please try harder.

PS - Do not troll the netfeeds.

 

[water_moutina]

I just realized how the day came to be known as Saturday

"How was your day?"
"Been lazy. Sat all day. Your day?"
"Sat all day."

Sat Your day?
Sat. Ur day
Saturday
At least, this is how I'm justifying me being lazy all day

 

[Mrtenant]

Is $6 Million a bargain for two bionic legs, one arm, and an eye?

 

[Btq97]

Is $6 Million a bargain for two bionic legs, one arm, and an eye?

Yes mostly for the seemingly never ending power unit. Elon would love to get his hands on one

 

[Mrtenant]

Yes mostly for the seemingly never ending power unit. Elon would love to get his hands on one.

Wish Elon hadn't turned into such a douche.

 

[Btq97]

Wish Elon hadn't turned into such a douche.

Think he was always a douche we were just blinded by the science.

 

[Btq97]

Would you be happy with a car powered by hydrogen fuel cell. Given the need to have a big tank of compressed hydrogen

 

[Mrtenant]

Would you be happy with a car powered by hydrogen fuel cell. Given the need to have a big tank of compressed hydrogen

Cars can be made with high powered magnetic motors. Fuel cells are for gouging the customer into constantly spending money and enriching someone else.

Patent

 

[Btq97]

Cars can be made with high powered magnetic motors. Fuel cells are for gouging the customer into constantly spending money and enriching someone else.

Patent

Still got to power the motor. So battery or fuel cell they will both cost money. If the roads in the uk were safer would have electric bike

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange

 

[water_moutina]

Austria is same as the land down under, right? Same difference, I guess

 

[water_moutina]

Troll scientist invention #1

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a919nM0_460svvp9.webm

Result - more tests required

 

[water_moutina]

Now what?

 

[TunnelKing089]

Actually there's a logical explanation why pyramids and mounds were built all over the world,if you know what truly is going on.

Cool thread btw.

 

[water_moutina]

Actually there's a logical explanation why pyramids and mounds were built all over the world,if you know what truly is going on.

Cool thread btw.

Let's hear it

 

[TunnelKing089]

Let's hear it

Don't think the CIA would like it lol,but it wasn't for any religion or gods.Pyramids have always fascinated me studying/reading about them.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Giza Pyramid

The outside of the pyramid was covered with a white, highly polished limestone. There was a total of 144,000 of these blocks

covering an outside area of 22 acres. The pyramid was polished so that its reflection could be seen from space. These casing stones were as large as 5 feet high by 12 feet long by 8 feet wide, and weighed from 16 to 20 tons.

It has been calculated that there are a total of 2,500,000 blocks that make up the pyramid. The stones range in weight from 2 ½ tons to 70 tons. It is the largest and most massive structure on the earth. The pyramid is solid stone, about 90 million cubic feet, except for the small portion that is passages or rooms.

The next interesting fact is that the pyramid was built so that its north side was exactly perpendicular to true north. This doesn’t seem like a difficult task, but even today the most accurate we have been able to obtain is 6 minutes (the Paris Observatory). The pyramid today is off by 3 minutes; but this is probably due to the continental drift over the last 5,000 years.

The pyramid was placed in the exact center of the world’s land mass. If we draw a longitude (north-south) through the pyramid and a latitude (east-west) through it also, we will have divided the earth into four equal parts of land and water.


Eh,nerding out tonight.