Troll Science

[aussiegeekygal]

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[hotwords229_A]

I always assumed the Pyramids had no purpose other than to confuse the hell out of people in the future.
I would totally have done that back then, but I would have shaped them like a penis.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Theory: Sir William Herschel, the discoverer of Uranus, named it such because his wife had been letting off Clydesdale-intensity farts all that day. The kind of farts that could kill cancer. . . .

The kind of farts that could end a marriage. . . .

The kind of farts that come in handy if you have something that needs welding. . . .

The kind of farts where after two or three days, you realize there's no more birds in your neighborhood. . . .

So whenever she did that again, Herschel could point to the sky and say: "Your digestive emissions have gone all the way to the heavens and created a whole separate planet around our holy Sun. It's called. . . Uranus!"

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Uranus, pronounced OO-ra-nus (with a short  a), is named after Ouranos - Greek god of the sky.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Uranus, pronounced OO-ra-nus (with a short  a), is named after Ouranos - Greek god of the sky.

A little off topic... I checked out your profile. Forgot I was on lit for a second. Got super excited.

Damn. That was an amazing trip. I almost thought it was LinkedIn or something

Hello fellow planetary nerd!

 

[mynameisben]

Uranus, pronounced OO-ra-nus (with a short  a), is named after Ouranos - Greek god of the sky.

Yeah, I don't know. How many girls have you picked up with that line?


Ben

 

[Sinstories]

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Always saw the first part of that as a ponderance like why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway

 

[water_moutina]

How would a baguette move?
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[water_moutina]

Theory: Sir William Herschel, the discoverer of Uranus, named it such because his wife had been letting off Clydesdale-intensity farts all that day. The kind of farts that could kill cancer. . . .

The kind of farts that could end a marriage. . . .

The kind of farts that come in handy if you have something that needs welding. . . .

The kind of farts where after two or three days, you realize there's no more birds in your neighborhood. . . .

So whenever she did that again, Herschel could point to the sky and say: "Your digestive emissions have gone all the way to the heavens and created a whole separate planet around our holy Sun. It's called. . . Uranus!"

Romance is still alive

 

[water_moutina]

Uranus, pronounced OO-ra-nus (with a short  a), is named after Ouranos - Greek god of the sky.

So you're saying it's actually our-anus?
Sounds like a communist propaganda, but ok

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Giza Pyramid

The outside of the pyramid was covered with a white, highly polished limestone. There was a total of 144,000 of these blocks

covering an outside area of 22 acres. The pyramid was polished so that its reflection could be seen from space. These casing stones were as large as 5 feet high by 12 feet long by 8 feet wide, and weighed from 16 to 20 tons.

It has been calculated that there are a total of 2,500,000 blocks that make up the pyramid. The stones range in weight from 2 ½ tons to 70 tons. It is the largest and most massive structure on the earth. The pyramid is solid stone, about 90 million cubic feet, except for the small portion that is passages or rooms.

The next interesting fact is that the pyramid was built so that its north side was exactly perpendicular to true north. This doesn’t seem like a difficult task, but even today the most accurate we have been able to obtain is 6 minutes (the Paris Observatory). The pyramid today is off by 3 minutes; but this is probably due to the continental drift over the last 5,000 years.

The pyramid was placed in the exact center of the world’s land mass. If we draw a longitude (north-south) through the pyramid and a latitude (east-west) through it also, we will have divided the earth into four equal parts of land and water.


Eh,nerding out tonight.

Oh man sexy and smart????
I have a tunnel you can be the king of

 

[water_moutina]

Oh man sexy and smart????
I have a tunnel you can be the king of

Hahahaha
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[PlanetaryNebula]

Uranus, pronounced OO-ra-nus (with a short  a), is named after Ouranos - Greek god of the sky.

you scientist. me nebula. Let’s be the cosmos and study them too.

Im actually wicked dumb and know nothing about space.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hahahaha
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What up biotch!!!?? Why am I just seeing this thread?

 

[water_moutina]

Oh man sexy and smart????
I have a tunnel you can be the king of

Not much difference between tomb and womb

 

[water_moutina]

you scientist. me nebula. Let’s be the cosmos and study them too.

Im actually wicked dumb and know nothing about space.

Let me get you high. All my space talks sounds very smart and deep when high

 

[water_moutina]

What up biotch!!!?? Why am I just seeing this thread?

Maybe because there's no dicks here. Your thirsty mind automatically filtered it

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Let me get you high. All my space talks sounds very smart and deep when high

I’m fucked up already and totally think you’re a genius. I mean I already loved you and now you lay this shit on me??? Mind. Blown

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Maybe because there's no dicks here. Your thirsty mind automatically filtered it

I am definitely cock oriented for sure, but I’m also WM oriented. You’re right up there on my list of turn ons with cock and @SinfuIDreams

 

[water_moutina]

I am definitely cock oriented for sure, but I’m also WM oriented. You’re right up there on my list of turn ons with cock and @SinfuIDreams

let's build a fort of pillows and "play" but if Sinful takes out her whip, then I'm running

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

let's build a fort of pillows and "play" but if Sinful takes out her whip, then I'm running

Pillow fort!!!!!! We can be @SinfuIDreams pet kittens and she can nurse us from her gorgeous tits. I think she would be soft on us and we would get away with being naughty.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Also, wtf am I talking about

 

[water_moutina]

she can nurse us from her gorgeous tits

I'll bring my coochie... I mean cookies to go with the milk

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'll bring my coochie... I mean cookies to go with the milk

Rock and roll coochie hoo

 

[SinfuIDreams]

I am definitely cock oriented for sure, but I’m also WM oriented. You’re right up there on my list of turn ons with cock and @SinfuIDreams

Pillow fort!!!!!! We can be @SinfuIDreams pet kittens and she can nurse us from her gorgeous tits. I think she would be soft on us and we would get away with being naughty.

You tagged me on a thread for smart people
And then talk about cock and tits s you

let's build a fort of pillows and "play" but if Sinful takes out her whip, then I'm running

I only bring out the whip when they beg for it