Top 5 worst ways to die

Mike_Yates

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Here is my list.

1. Burning alive in a fire
2. Drowning
3. Plane crash
4. Falling from a great height
5. Electrocution

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Here is my list.

1. Burning alive in a fire
2. Drowning
3. Plane crash
4. Falling from a great height
5. Electrocution

Burning alive in a fire - a bit redundant!
you mean drowning - in water?

some people die from falling from a low height -

ok that pedantic shit outta the way:D

1. Suffocation
2. Firing squad
3. burning, trapped in a crashed car that's on fire (yes yes it's kinda redundant too)
4. starvation
5. Stabbing
 
1. Dishonorably
2. Buried alive
3. Drowned
4. Prolonged illness
5. Heart attack on the toilet
 
A plane crash is pretty bad, only because of the absolute terror involved with falling from tens of thousands of feet into solid ground at hundreds of miles per hour.

Some people have heart attacks on the way down before the plane actually crashes. Although the death itself is pretty quick..
 
A plane crash is pretty bad, only because of the absolute terror involved with falling from tens of thousands of feet into solid ground at hundreds of miles per hour.

Some people have heart attacks on the way down before the plane actually crashes. Although the death itself is pretty quick..

Gee thanks Mike..I plan to fly from China to Australia in a few weeks. I will heed your words.:eek:
 
1. Dishonorably
2. Buried alive
3. Drowned
4. Prolonged illness
5. Heart attack on the toilet

Buried alive..yeah ..install a bell...or take your phone preprogammed to call emergency services...:eek:

the last one is a worry - does your toilet door open in - or out? Seriously! If you fall against the door and nobody can open it to help you.;)
 
All the 'good' ones seem to be taken...

But:

1 in an embarrassing situation
2 long illness
3 suffering pain (2 and 3 might be combined, but 2 could be without great pains, 3 could be an car accident)
4 out of fear
5 suffocating
 
drowning of course an proply tops everything else.

4 more....uhmm

burnt alive

dipped/thrown in acid

snake bite

shot in front of your kids.
 
1. Eaten by sharks.
2. Eaten by lions.
3. Eaten by flesh eating bacteria.
4. Eaten by Janeane Garafalo.
5. Disembowlment.
 
1. going over the falls at Mavericks on a fourty foot day.

2. being electrocuted on stage in front of family and friends.

3.getting blind drunk and hitting a van full of nuns head on-no survivors.

4.being bludgeoned to death in prison by the Mexican mafia.

5. Freefalling while skydiving when you realize your shoot wont open-kersplat.
 
1. Before you get laid for the first time.
2. On stage at the Comedy Store
3. Poisoned by your wife
4. Choking on a peanut you had to pay for in economy class
5. Bored to death by the Lit RWCJ
 
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Its hard to choose just five, but here goes:

1. Hung, drawn and quartered in public
2. Burned alive with the fire below your feet slowly working up to your vital organs
3. Death by 1,000 slow semi-deep razor cuts (could in fact be higher on the list, hard to say)
4. Tortured and butt raped repeatedly by a sexual sadist and then stabbed in the eyes with an icepick
5. Poisoned with strychnine
 
Scaphism or similar methods
Fire
Drawing/quartering
Suffocation/drowning
Boredom
 
I don't think it makes the top five, but being trapped in the back of a garbage truck and then being squished to death along with rotting putrid trash wouldn't be very pleasant. And nobody would probably ever know what happened to you.
 
ALS

rectal cancer

lost at sea

osteoporosis

prison camp
 
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