Top 3 reasons the Lit world is ending

[morninggirl5]

3. I've agreed with Marxist at least three times in the past couple of days.

2. p_p_man actually went 24 hours without starting another Bush/America bashing thread.

1. Never has an av and it's a MAN.

 

[Marxist]

3. I've agreed with Marxist at least three times in the past couple of days.

This is the least subtle come on since Bill found a new use for a cigar.

 

[morninggirl5]

Uh, yeah, right.

 

[Never]

I'm not sexist. There's nothing wrong with men.

Besides, can't a woman get in touch with her homoerotic men's artwork and not have the entire board think she's going through some sort of gender confusion?

I mean, it's just an avatar. It's a bloody picture.

You don't see anyone complaining about Problem Child's female ass avatars, do you? I mean, why me? Why single me out? I mean, what did I ever do to you?

I'm female. I'm gay. I know this, you know this, the entire board knows this. It's not like I'm confusing people here. I'm certain that no one's going to think that I've suddenly grown testicles and now grab a Playboy before sitting down on the toliet for half and hour.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with men or anthing like that. I have a male avatar and I've perfectly comfortable with it. I mean, really, what's the big deal?

 

[Marxist]

I was just making sure you hadn't warmed up to me.

We have to detest each other MG or people start to talk.

I can feel their stares right now.


Hey Never, are we gonna fuck this year of what?

See MG....the world's not ending, just starting anew. You Christians and your doomsday sales. A riot.

 

[morninggirl5]

Never,


There's nothing wrong with it. It was a joke. It was supposed to be commenting on people acting out of character.

 

[Never]

I am not out of character. I am perfectly normal for myself whatever that my be ? no, I mean, I know damn well who and what I am and I wish that you would stop implying elsewise. I mean, it's not like I'm coming into your house and forcing myself down your throat and ? no, no, I didn't mean that that way. I mean, I didn't mean to make that sound like it might have sounded to you. I'm certain you realize by now that I'm quite fine and there is nothing wrong or abnormal about my avatar. I think you're just projecting. I mean, you have a bird for an avatar. What does that say about you. Not that I think that avatars are reflections of the person that wears me. Not at all. They're just pictures; a random collection of light hitting the back of our eye and becoming an image. I mean, what's in a picture anyways? Certainly not any sort of reflection on their wearer, I'd say.