Todd & the 12 inch strap-on...a phone call

[RisiaSkye]

Okay, so I finally talked to Todd on the phone today. We talked religion, we talked BDSM, we talked debate styles and strategies, we talked about the use of farm animals in bestiality, we talked religion some more, we talked about the comparative merits of U.S. vs. Canadian donuts.

And then, the shocker:
"Well, you know Risia, I've always dreamed of being tied up and forcibly taken by a large woman wearing an extremely large strap-on."

Um, excuse me?

I guess all that talk of farm animals got his wheels to turning, because this is what came next:

"I don't think I could actually have sex with an animal, that being against God's plan, but I do see the appeal of being used like one. There's just something about a woman riding me around like a horse, then climbing on behind me and taking me doggy-style...I don't know what it is. Did you ever do that?"

Oh, Lord. What will the Pastor think?





Who was that masked man?

Nice talkin' to you, T.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Okay, so I finally talked to Todd on the phone today. We talked religion, we talked BDSM, we talked debate styles and strategies, we talked about the use of farm animals in bestiality, we talked religion some more, we talked about the comparative merits of U.S. vs. Canadian donuts.

And then, the shocker:
"Well, you know Risia, I've always dreamed of being tied up and forcibly taken by a large woman wearing an extremely large strap-on."

Um, excuse me?

I guess all that talk of farm animals got his wheels to turning, because this is what came next:

"I don't think I could actually have sex with an animal, that being against God's plan, but I do see the appeal of being used like one. There's just something about a woman riding me around like a horse, then climbing on behind me and taking me doggy-style...I don't know what it is. Did you ever do that?"

Oh, Lord. What will the Pastor think?





Who was that masked man?

Nice talkin' to you, T.

These wierdo's simply sickening, where do they get thier ideas, that simply wasn't the way i was brought up .

 

[Ebonyfire]

Now Risia

You know what happens when you say strap on!

that is my calling card...Have strap on will use it.

Question: "What is better than a 8" strap on?"

Answer: "A 12" strap on!"

MMMMMMmmmm

Ebonyfire < looking down at tavish asking "who's your Momma?">

 

[Azwed]

Now I am afraid to talk to todd.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Now I am afraid to talk to todd.

Why?

Ebony

 

[Azwed]

Why?

Ebony

Cause if he is kinkier then me my whole world view might be shattered.

 

[Wiggles]

Cause if he is kinkier then me my whole world view might be shattered.

It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?

Hmm...

Well, maybe not *quiet* in this case.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Did someone mention a strapon.......

 

[Azwed]

It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?

Hmm...

Well, maybe not *quiet* in this case.

ex gf and current gf both quiet and both a little kinky

The current one is much kinkier by a factor of oh say a 100 though and she is also quieter.

 

[Sillyman]

Kinky good. Kinky is always really good.

 

[Azwed]

Kinky good. Kinky is always really good.

Yup. Little info from the night I met here when we were lying in bed talking and now we did not have sex that night.

We were talking and somehow got in the topic of costumes. And she mentions that she has a catholic school girl outfit. I of course say that that is cool and I would love to see her in it. She says that she would love to dress up for me and we could play together one night.

This is after I have known her for all of about 4 hours.

 

[Sillyman]

We were talking and somehow got in the topic of costumes. And she mentions that she has a catholic school girl outfit.

*drools* I'm sorry, what were you saying?

 

[Azwed]

*drools* I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Yeah I about did that too. I had to concentrate and I did a double take.

Oh and did I mention she was naked except for cute little white cotton panties at the time.

 

[RisiaSkye]

Cause if he is kinkier then me my whole world view might be shattered.

From what I can tell, he's the kinkiest virgin I've ever met.

 

[Rambling Rose]

....just