Tips, Tricks and Advice for the Teenaged Me

[Guyblue82]

Tips, Tricks and Advice for the Younger Me

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Dear me, threesomes don't just come a calling.

Also, phones are gonna look a lot different. Get those thumbs ready.

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[jeff_is_smiling]

No matter how much fun it appears, there's always risk when using a rotating equipment belt to massage your scrotum...

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[Guyblue82]

No matter how much fun it appears, there's always risk when using a rotating equipment belt to massage your scrotum...

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/HagleyBeltDrive01.jpg/220px-HagleyBeltDrive01.jpg

Sage advice.... It belongs on a poster in the guidance councilors office

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sage advice.... It belongs on a poster in the guidance councilors office

And perhaps as a PSA in an old Playboy Edition

 

[LostGirlTink]

Real communication drops panties faster than almost anything else

 

[Guyblue82]

Real communication drops panties faster than almost anything else

Also, use more than song lyrics to tell her how you really feel

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Also, use more than song lyrics to tell her how you really feel

Song #1 on your playlist. Straight up toe curling.

I'll Make Love to You
Boyz II Men

 

[Spenser41]

When they offer you that record deal in New York.... Stupid.. take it.. .

 

[Apisto42]

Everything that should happen will happen.

 

[Guyblue82]

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She knows... It's so obvious

 

[Guyblue82]

Song #1 on your playlist. Straight up toe curling.

I'll Make Love to You
Boyz II Men

Absolutely

Also, self, aftershave isn't cologne... Just steal some of the real stuff from Dad

 

[islandjoe2]

Don't bother buying the expensive flower bouquet or corsage. It will just die and a handful of colorful roadside weeds will be just as effective.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Title of this thread is icky.

 

[Esslemont]

Please do not post anything referencing minors. Thank you.

 

[EctoJohn]

Go to college.
Shut up, I don't care, do SOMETHING.
The alternative just isn't worth it.

 

[EctoJohn]

Also, invest in amazon.com.
I know, they sound like some stupid website that just sells books, who the hell's gonna buy a book online when they can just go to the store?
Do it anyway, trust me on this.
Yes, I know, you don't know anything about the stock market.
Figure it out, it'll be worth the trouble.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Also, invest in amazon.com.
I know, they sound like some stupid website that just sells books, who the hell's gonna buy a book online when they can just go to the store?
Do it anyway, trust me on this.
Yes, I know, you don't know anything about the stock market.
Figure it out, it'll be worth the trouble.

Wrong.

Learn a trade. Be useful.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Don't be afraid of taking chances. Youd be surprised how often things work out if you just have the confidence to do it.

 

[EctoJohn]

Wrong.

Learn a trade. Be useful.

Be useful to whom? Other people?
I'll just be rich, thank you very much.

 

[PlNKbits]

Pick another man.
Any man.
Anything is better than that narcissistic asshole.
Actually pick a woman

 

[PNWKitten]

Start saving your dollars early..really early. You'll thank yourself.

if only..sigh..

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Fortune favours the Bold. Ask her out. No, just do it. She's throwing herself at you and you can't see it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Everyone knows why you're in the bathroom for 30 mins at a time. At least fake IBS.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Pick another man.
Any man.
Anything is better than that narcissistic asshole.
Actually pick a woman

Yea? Maybe a woman who has PINKbits?

 

[PWilton]

There's a reason that thing between your legs swells up....