Thursday's Putz of the Day - Ted Turner

[RawHumor]

Reported on Fox & Friends this morning, Ted Turner was at the UN giving a speech and reportedly said "My bank account used to be stacked miles high, like the World Trade Center. And like the World Trade Center, FLASH, it was all gone overnight." *chuckle chuckle*

Gee, such wit from a bleeding heart.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

of the day? LOL, this guy gets a special lifetime Putz achievment award.

Remeber that comment he made a few years back about "Ash Wednesday"?

 

[RawHumor]

No, I missed that one.

Something about Christians being morons again?

 

[juicylips]

Just ignore me. I'm cruising thread to thread trying to find something to post to.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I cant remember exactly how he worded it, but the NY Times, (at least I think that was the paper) ran an article saying "Ted Turner makes an Ash of himself, again."

 

[RawHumor]

He's good at that. It's a good thing he's good with money or nobody would put him on TV every time he opened his friggin' mouth.

Hiya JL!

 

[sunstruck]

I think he lacks that tiny part of the brain that says "This idea is only funny to YOU".

But then he's Ted Turner, I doubt he cares. lol

 

[brokenbrainwave]

but you got the synopsis right, he was calling all Christains idiots. Apparently he forgot that a bunch of Southern Baptists made him rich by watching TBS 24/7

 

[juicylips]

He's good at that. It's a good thing he's good with money or nobody would put him on TV every time he opened his friggin' mouth.

Hiya JL!

How come you have no location, Raw?

I'm going through threads being nosey.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I think he lacks that tiny part of the brain that says "This idea is only funny to YOU".

since when did the thread turn about me proposing to my wife????

I still, nearly 13 years later, cant believe she took it seriously!!!

 

[RawHumor]

How come you have no location, Raw?

I'm going through threads being nosey.

I never noticed that. I figure that most of my friends know where I am anyway.

 

[RawHumor]

but you got the synopsis right, he was calling all Christains idiots. Apparently he forgot that a bunch of Southern Baptists made him rich by watching TBS 24/7

TBS, TNT, CNN, how many channels does that guy own now?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

TBS, TNT, CNN, how many channels does that guy own now?

very few, AOL got em all I think, including the Braves...wait, Fonda got her share also.

 

[juicylips]

I never noticed that. I figure that most of my friends know where I am anyway.

So since I have no idea where you are...I should surmise...what?

 

[RawHumor]

So since I have no idea where you are...I should surmise...what?

That you're not a very good RawTroll.

I'm in Michigan, formerly from Wisconsin.

 

[juicylips]

That you're not a very good RawTroll.

I'm in Michigan, formerly from Wisconsin.

Oh...ok. Hence the Packers fetish.

I had no idea you were that close to me.

 

[RawHumor]

Oh...ok. Hence the Packers fetish.

I had no idea you were that close to me.

I'm nowhere near Starblayde's bed. LOL

I was going to argue that it's not really a fetish, but the Packer condoms make a strong argument for you.





Yes, that was only a joke.

 

[juicylips]

I'm nowhere near Starblayde's bed. LOL

I was going to argue that it's not really a fetish, but the Packer condoms make a strong argument for you.
Yes, that was only a joke.

*Smartass*

I meant Ohio...and you know that. Although the other day someone did assume I lived in England. That was before I had put the current location up.

If you hadn't put that condom statement as a joke..I probably would have believed it. I know Packer fans are ferocious.

 

[RawHumor]

*Smartass*

I meant Ohio...and you know that. Although the other day someone did assume I lived in England. That was before I had put the current location up.

If you hadn't put that condom statement as a joke..I probably would have believed it. I know Packer fans are ferocious.

I know it. That's why I had to add that, because there probably are Packer condoms somewhere and there probably are people who won't use anything else.

Before I was married, I had a cyber-affair with a married woman from Ohio. She was as flirtatious as you, but your English skills outweigh hers by many degrees.

 

[juicylips]

I know it. That's why I had to add that, because there probably are Packer condoms somewhere and there probably are people who won't use anything else.

Before I was married, I had a cyber-affair with a married woman from Ohio. She was as flirtatious as you, but your English skills outweigh hers by many degrees.

You can't say things like this and not expect me to ask a million questions!!!

How long did the affair last? How did you meet? Was she not an Ohio native or are you complimenting me on my spelling?

omg...it just occured to me. We are having a normal posting conversation.

 

[Guest]

"My bank account used to be stacked miles high, like the World Trade Center. And like the World Trade Center, FLASH, it was all gone overnight." *chuckle chuckle*

if he said that, he must suffer from Dubbya syndrome.

 

[Guest]

thats funny actually

 

[RawHumor]

You can't say things like this and not expect me to ask a million questions!!!

How long did the affair last? How did you meet? Was she not an Ohio native or are you complimenting me on my spelling?

omg...it just occured to me. We are having a normal posting conversation.

It was here and now it's gone.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: Thursday's Putz of the Day - Ted Turner

if he said that, he must suffer from Dubbya syndrome.

Ho ho, ha ha... hee hee.
*yawn*

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Thursday's Putz of the Day - Ted Turner

Ho ho, ha ha... hee hee.
*yawn*

we need a middle finger smiley for you, chap.