All this penising got me thinking of Houston, Houston, Do You Read? a science fiction story about a world where all the men on Earth had died off, leaving only women. When some of the last men return from a long voyage in outer space they find they're not wanted. Even the "male" protection they offer to provide is answered with this:
"But you must see there's a problem. As I understand it, what you protected people from was largely other males, wasn't it?"
"But you must see there's a problem. As I understand it, what you protected people from was largely other males, wasn't it?"