Three Hour No Relationship Zone

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

Yeah, I know what you mean. All the Mr. Lavenders are the exact same distance from me. Talk about a coincidence.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Does that make mine a 24 hour no relationship zone?

10,000 miles isnt condusive to relationships... guess I'm just a masochist.

 

[Wiggles]

Not me, every single one of my boyfriends has been within a half hour drive of my home.

I live with my current boyfriend, but sometimes I do wish he was far, far away.....

 

[lavender]

 

[Calamity Jane]

I have the same issues Lav. My husband is 2 hours away, and I couldn't be happier with our relationship.

 

[Guest]

 

[Wiggles]

I'm thinking I might have commitment or intimacy issues. But, that's just a hunch.

I have abandonment issues.

Wait, where are you going?

 

[TN_Vixen]

I think the perfect marriage would be if we lived in separate houses. We could be in the same neighborhood, just go home at the end of the day to your own place. No worries about petty shit like leaving socks lying around, the toilet seat up, toothpaste squeezed from the center instead of the bottom, dishes in the sink. You have to call up one another to make a date to see one another, but if you want your space, you just say... y'know honey, I just need some time alone.

Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

 

[Cheyenne]

I think the perfect marriage would be if we lived in separate houses.

You're describing FlamingoBlue's marriage.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I think the perfect marriage would be if we lived in separate houses. We could be in the same neighborhood, just go home at the end of the day to your own place. No worries about petty shit like leaving socks lying around, the toilet seat up, toothpaste squeezed from the center instead of the bottom, dishes in the sink. You have to call up one another to make a date to see one another, but if you want your space, you just say... y'know honey, I just need some time alone.

Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

Audrey Hepburn said something similar...Men & Woman should live next door to each other & visit often.

 

[Laurel]

I've had very few long-distance relationships in my life, and they've been maddening. I HATE distance. I HATE unavailability. I like nearness, nowness, here, 24-hours-a-day love.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'll float my stick along with Laurel

It's a very simple principle in the MuffinHomestead. Out of sight out of mind. If he is elsewhere then I don't feel married. If I don't feel married then it won't be long before I am no longer married. Consequently, he's given up the notion of truck driving as a career. I admit it, I'm shallow.

 

[Harbinger]

Hey, lavy, I'm unavailable. Physically and emotionally unavailable. Kind of a two-for-one deal, there. Mentally, I'm more MIA. Do you think we have a chance?

 

[PrincessSalome]

Lavender, I like the av. Where'd you get it? I like the curved window, can tell it's an old truck. You just can't fuck in a new truck. They make them too big now-a-days.

 

[Harbinger]

Now I'm confused. How can a truck be so big you can't fuck in it? That's really big, I guess! Is it something that came out with the 2002 models? I know for a fact you can fuck in the Queen Mary, and it's huge.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: I'll float my stick along with Laurel

It's a very simple principle in the MuffinHomestead. Out of sight out of mind. If he is elsewhere then I don't feel married. If I don't feel married then it won't be long before I am no longer married. Consequently, he's given up the notion of truck driving as a career. I admit it, I'm shallow.

I disagree. If you're comfortable and completely satisfied with the person with whom you're involved, you don't need 24 hr. nearness, you just need availability.. which is a bit different that long-distance love, but also entirely different than next-door kinda love.

I personally would not enjoy in-your-face-all-the-time kinda love. I'm more secure in myself and enjoy my solitude much more than depending upon another person to make me happy all the time.

 

[Laurel]

What if I just...like hanging around him? Does that mean you get to beat me with the insecurity stick? Only on the butt, please.

 

[Guru]

 

[TN_Vixen]

What if I just...like hanging around him? Does that mean you get to beat me with the insecurity stick? Only on the butt, please.

Yeah, it means I get to beat your ass repeatedly with a wet hot cane and laugh maniacally when you twist and turn. What? You have a problem with that?

 

[Laurel]

Yeah, it means I get to beat your ass repeatedly with a wet hot cane and laugh maniacally when you twist and turn. What? You have a problem with that?

None whatsoever. So long as you wear big black boots.

 

[TN_Vixen]

oh girl, you know black boots are in the picture, no matter what!

 

[Laurel]

I went into chat and you weren't there. Tease. Then I got booted...by my own chat! WTF is up with that.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Laurel, you give me no credit whatsoever. I was ready, boots 'n all....

 

[sexy-girl]

i've tried both long distance and short with the same person


i like the insecure im a needy wimp be with me every single second kind of relationship