Thread killers anonymous.........take two

[meop79]

Chuckle... Well, I could work as a middle man for a standard fee and expenses of course...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Chuckle... Well, I could work as a middle man for a standard fee and expenses of course...

I'm keeping you entertained in the middle of the night, I'm pretty sure that's worth a nudie shot or two. Don't be greedy, meop!

 

[meop79]

I'm keeping you entertained in the middle of the night, I'm pretty sure that's worth a nudie shot or two. Don't be greedy, meop!

Certainly not! But there are proprieties to be observed. I think a thousand plus time and expenses is perfectly fair...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Certainly not! But there are proprieties to be observed. I think a thousand plus time and expenses is perfectly fair...

A thousand? With those rates, you better send her down here for about a week. You can stay home and play Mr. Mom.

 

[meop79]

A thousand? With those rates, you better send her down here for about a week. You can stay home and play Mr. Mom.

I do love a good negotiation...

When are you going to start? It was a cute joke though...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I do love a good negotiation...

When are you going to start? It was a cute joke though...

Meop, has anyone ever told you you have the eyes of a serial killer? You haven't chopped up your wife and kids, have you??

 

[meop79]

Meop, has anyone ever told you you have the eyes of a serial killer? You haven't chopped up your wife and kids, have you??

Why no... but thanks, the last person who told me that was on the losing end of a good deal...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Why no... but thanks, the last person who told me that was on the losing end of a good deal...

I'm guessing he's somewhere lifeless in your backyard.

 

[prettyfairies]

UUUmmmm yeah...Meop I think you'll have to come in this weekend.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

This is getting spooky.

 

[meop79]

This is getting spooky.

I know... all the corpses of the traders that have gone before...

 

[meop79]

UUUmmmm yeah...Meop I think you'll have to come in this weekend.

Come in where?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I know... all the corpses of the traders that have gone before...

I thought it was possibly your wife summoning you from upstairs.

 

[meop79]

I thought it was possibly your wife summoning you from upstairs.

Did you suggest I'd buried her in the back yard earlier?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Did you suggest I'd buried her in the back yard earlier?

Yeah, her and the kids. You denied it though, and I took your word for it. Probably a big mistake on my part.

 

[meop79]

Yeah, her and the kids. You denied it though, and I took your word for it. Probably a big mistake on my part.

Heh... how do you make it in the world being so easily led?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Heh... how do you make it in the world being so easily led?

Being gullible has always been my downfall.

Jehovah's Witnesses and infomercials love me.

 

[meop79]

Being gullible has always been my downfall.

Jehovah's Witnesses and infomercials love me.

Poor thing... perhaps my new career should be shepherding lost sheep like you through the shoals of life...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Poor thing... perhaps my new career should be shepherding lost sheep like you through the shoals of life...

Just cattle me with the rest of your loonies. I'll be fine in there, it's probably nice and safe.

 

[meop79]

Just cattle me with the rest of your loonies. I'll be fine in there, it's probably nice and safe.

Oh yes... if you don't mind screaming and strange loonies crawling into your bed at night.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Oh yes... if you don't mind screaming and strange loonies crawling into your bed at night.

It'll be a nice change. Going to sleep in an empty bed can be depressing at times. It's nice to not have to share the covers though.

 

[meop79]

It'll be a nice change. Going to sleep in an empty bed can be depressing at times. It's nice to not have to share the covers though.

Oh good... if you're good for a while we might even let you out on solos for 30 min once a day so you can walk to the local convenience store.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Oh good... if you're good for a while we might even let you out on solos for 30 min once a day so you can walk to the local convenience store.

Any chance for a butt raping in the middle of the night? I'm always up for those.

 

[meop79]

Any chance for a butt raping in the middle of the night? I'm always up for those.

Less likely, though hard to tell... residents sexuality is their own concern as long as its consensual and in expressed in appropriate situations.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Less likely, though hard to tell... residents sexuality is their own concern as long as its consensual and in expressed in appropriate situations.

So, you never find yourself mopping up a mixture of semen and blood? That's too bad, I hear it makes a great cocktail.