Thread killers anonymous.........take two

[Terranim]

My backup has arrived! I can now take over the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

...

Uh, I mean, we should flee for our lives now. Yep, just us survivors here!

Brains...

 

[Jason37]

I would like to supersize it... but I know how guys are always exaggerating about supersize... lol

 

[meop79]

Don't worry... All you have to do is mention a sale, hand them a cell phone, or turn on a TV and they completely forget about the whole brains thing...

Hands Terranim a cell phone.

 

[Terranim]

Brains? What brains? Too busy textin' mah bros!

 

[Iceprincess12]

We are not that shallow and a woman scorned would make an excellent killing machine.

 

[Terranim]

A woman scorned is a woman to run away from really, really fast.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Smart man...run forest run

 

[meop79]

I like them that way... feisty makes for fun... zombies are never feisty...

 

[Jason37]

Is it wrong to be turned on by women who are excellent killing machines?

 

[meop79]

No... It just makes them hotter.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Of course not, did you see sin city where josh hartnett was a killer and his target was the woman in the red dress. That was very seductive, but she still died in the end.

I see the same fate for you...

 

[meop79]

I'm going to kill a woman in a red dress? /:?

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'm going to kill a woman in a red dress? /:?

I knew you were an axe murderer!! I feel more secure now.

I will keep you on my zombie fighting team.

 

[meop79]

No axes... my super power shapes words into reality....

 

[Terranim]

Can you shape reality to cure the zombie plague?

 

[Iceprincess12]

No axes... my super power shapes words into reality....

Zombies don't read...

Off the team! And off with your head

 

[Jason37]

Come to think of it, my horoscope yesterday said "beware of sexy zombie girls."

So there's that.

 

[Terranim]

Zombies don't read...

Off the team! And off with your head

You are quite hearty, my queen.

 

[meop79]

Words can be chains or wings, shields or daggers, healing and sight, or death and dismemberment.

Magneto would stand no chance.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Again you guys are trying to distract me from thread killing.

Ooh look the nba is on...go watch! I'll take care of this.

 

[Terranim]

Thread killing?

Does that mean it will be the thread's unbirthday? We need a cake! And tea!

 

[meop79]

Yes indeed! We must plan a wake for the thread.... who shall we invite?

 

[Iceprincess12]

I love a party but 3:04 am and I am already a pumpkin. You can have your victorious dragon slaying for a night, but in the morning...

Bonne nuit!

 

[Terranim]

Sleep well!

 

[meop79]

To sleep, perchance to dream... I, there's the rub.
For in that sleep of death... what dreams may come?