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[kreemi_pi]

I don't like eggs. Eggs been a dick to me.

 

[Jaws82]

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop

 

[Jaws82]

I don't like eggs. Eggs been a dick to me.

Sausage then?

 

[kreemi_pi]

Did you hear about the bigot dairy farmer who shot himself in the foot?

Now he's lack-toes intolerant.

 

[kreemi_pi]

This talk show host got fired after they found out he had white supremacist connections.

Yeah...he got KLANCELLED.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Yeah ok these jokes may be lame, but they're moving my Thread Needle up toward 3k

 

[kreemi_pi]

KLANCELLED hahaha

I just made that one up

 

[Jaws82]

Yeah ok these jokes may be lame, but they're moving my Thread Needle up toward 3k

Wrap your hands around and joke me baby

 

[kreemi_pi]

I saw this HORRIBLE joke today on @LilKitKat thread, made me spit coffee up my nose

But I don't wanna steal it

 

[Jaws82]

Give me the funny

 

[kreemi_pi]

It was the one about Mary Poppins

 

[kreemi_pi]

It was the one about Mary Poppins

Did you see it?

 

[Jaws82]

Did you see it?

Yes I did

 

[kreemi_pi]

Yes I did

 

[kreemi_pi]

Dyslexic walks into a bra...

 

[kreemi_pi]

That was it. That was the punchline.

Oh bother

 

[Jaws82]

two men walk into a bar

Third ducks

 

[kreemi_pi]

What do you get when you put panties on a frog?

A cameltoad

 

[Jaws82]

What do you get when you put panties on a frog?

A cameltoad

What’s chicken burlesque?

A cock tease

 

[kreemi_pi]

If your vehicle breaks down in bedouin country...

...it gets cameltowed

 

[Jaws82]

Two cannibals eating a clown

“Hey..this taste funny to you?”