Thread deleted

[Him15]

Not YET

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

It's friends, laughter and shared outlook.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Lol funny story...

I was griping over in Author's Hangout, abiut how they're dismissive of me cuz "you're not an author, you never published anything, so shut up."

[I actually have published here under otber names, but that's another story.]

It reminds me of my days as a project manager for a corporate communications consulting firm...

They don't count SRP stories as writing, either.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Lol funny story...

I was griping over in Author's Hangout, abiut how they're dismissive of me cuz "you're not an author, you never published anything, so shut up."

[I actually have published here under otber names, but that's another story.]

It reminds me of my days as a project manager for a corporate communications consulting firm...

So I'd walk into a pitch meeting with a coupla grayhairs from my company. The people we're pitching to, all men, look me up and down...

Tall leggy black girl, afro and big boobs...oh she must be the intern, they brought her along as eye candy, or to tug on the diversity strings...

And then I start making the pitch...

Oh. OH. She's the BRAINS of the outfit

 

[kreemi_pi]

I went where the Lit authors hang
Our start didn't go with a bang
"kid, just go to sleep"
They thought me a sheep
Just wait till i show them my fangs

 

[Jaws82]

We Need a Bigger Boat
by kreemi

At this point I think we should pause
And for that, I do have just cause
For this thread to float
We need much more boat
Or we'll be devoured by @Jaws82

Love it!!

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

@kreemi_pi is full of brains
but I still want her bound in chains,
shackled to my kingsize bed
sucking on my English head,
then I'll tickle her tender clit
until she squirts on this 'ere Brit.

 

[milfylata]

A Whole Lata Love
by kreemi

There's someone I like here a lot, uh
She's curvy and sexy and hot, uh
She's new to the thread
But I'd soooo give her head
Of course I mean sweet @milfylata

I love that @kreemi_pi
Would eat my creamy pie
I’d wrap my thick legs around her gorgeous head
And cum so hard that I cry

 

[kreemi_pi]

Howz y'all

I shoulda got myself off this morning. I've been a long, tall glass of horny all fucking day.

Stay tuned i'll prolly jill like a mill 2nite ️

 

[Him15]

No no nut 2 electric boogaloo?

 

[kreemi_pi]

I dunno wtf is going on with me, I just feel like my juice box been working overtime for awhile now. I feel like I broke my vaginal thermostat and I've been running hot an humid for awhile now.

Was it the Corset Date on friday?
Revenge Sex with the Toxic Ex? (that rhymes, there's gotta be a poem there)
Godiva Slutfest on Halloween?

Maybe just running hot from riding my two-headed thread monster: Life of Kreemi and Thread Deleted?

 

[Him15]

I dunno wtf is going on with me, I just feel like my juice box been working overtime for awhile now. I feel like I broke my vaginal thermostat and I've been running hot an humid for awhile now.

Was it the Corset Date on friday?
Revenge Sex with the Toxic Ex? (that rhymes, there's gotta be a poem there)
Godiva Slutfest on Halloween?

Maybe just running hot from riding my two-headed thread monster: Life of Kreemi and Thread Deleted?

Lol I mean those could be factors but could also be symptons

 

[Jaws82]

I dunno wtf is going on with me, I just feel like my juice box been working overtime for awhile now. I feel like I broke my vaginal thermostat and I've been running hot an humid for awhile now.

Was it the Corset Date on friday?
Revenge Sex with the Toxic Ex? (that rhymes, there's gotta be a poem there)
Godiva Slutfest on Halloween?

Maybe just running hot from riding my two-headed thread monster: Life of Kreemi and Thread Deleted?

All of the above?

Plus ovulating??

Embracing your inner slut?

Outer slut??

 

[kreemi_pi]

Whatever the case, I been fuckin hot as FUCK for awhile. I got a fire down below and i can't out it out

 

[kreemi_pi]

Lol I mean those could be factors but could also be symptons

Symptoms of me just being a dirty little whore mmmmmm

 

[Him15]

Whatever the case, I been fuckin hot as FUCK for awhile. I got a fire down below and i can't out it out

Im.glad we have context for you saying there is a fire down there. otherwise it could be bad

 

[Him15]

Symptoms of me just being a dirty little whore mmmmmm

Your words not mine

 

[kreemi_pi]

All of the above?

Plus ovulating??

Embracing your inner slut?

Outer slut??

Ovulating?

Eggzackly!

 

[kreemi_pi]

Why did the hen cross the road?

To get some COCK.

 

[Jaws82]

Why did the hen cross the road?

To get some COCK.

How does Kreem like her eggs?

Fertilized

 

[kreemi_pi]

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

 

[kreemi_pi]

How does Kreem like her eggs?

Fertilized

Scrambled

 

[kreemi_pi]

Why didn't the goose make it across the road?

He forgot to duck.

 

[Jaws82]

Scrambled

I figured over EASY

 

[kreemi_pi]

Why didn't the onion make it across the road?

He got CARmelized.