Thomas Paine

[Todd]

For a man who professes to hate every single thing I post, you sure seem to go through a lot of trouble to show up at my every post and adamately speak of how much and how wrong I am.

I have a question well a couple.

1> Do you know about the ignore feature? {I hear its a wonderful tool}

2> If you have heard of it, Is yours broken or full? {I can't imagine from your angered postings the amount of anger over my posts and threads doing your stress levels any amount of good, its probably given you an ulcer or two maybe more}

3> Are you stalking me? {You seem to post on every single thread I make I image of your 300 posts 275 must be in telling me off. Am I going to have to go to Laurel and get a cyber restraining order placed on you? Where you must stay 15 threads away from me at all times }

4> Have you ever thought of buying a new insult book? {I find the one you are using very dry and repetitve, I can pretty much predict what your going to say next, Although the man behind the whiskers was one of your most original lines I have read from you in the last 1-1/2 year, bravo.}

5> Do you secretly wish you could be me but know you can't be so you have to present that fact in anger of never being able to attain what I have ? {Sort of the fox calling sourgrapes after he couldn't reach them}

Anyways, I know exactly how your going to answer this thread, but you can try and surprise me.

Have a great day at work.

 

[Thomas Paine]

Todd, Todd, Todd. Where does one begin...

First of all, I have professed no such hatred for your splatter, only wonderment at its wrong-headed proliferation. Far from turning up at your every post, I actually bother to read very few of them and respond to far fewer than that.

As for your questions:

I am well aware of the splendors of the Literotica "ignore" feature. As much as I would love to nurture your fantasies of persecution by applying it to you, I remain mystified by the paradox of participating in a public bulletin board and permanently ignoring someone who posts to it. I treat your contributions as outlined above.

Besides, why would I choose to ignore you, of all people, and deprive myself of an ongoing source of amusement?

(If you think my responses to you are angry, please think again. I save my infrequent anger for things that affect my real life. Bulletin board postings on the Internet don't qualify. Thank you for your concern as to the state of my health, but I can assure that, but for aggravation from some very minor surgery, I am in the pink.)

As for stalking you... please. Were I a quadriplegic shut-in with only the cool glow of my computer screen to keep me company as my miserable life droned on to its sad finish, I wouldn't lower myself to wasting more than 30 seconds a day thinking about you.

The reason, Todd, that I reply to your threads more than others, aside from the obvious need to point out where you have spun out of your tracks once again, relates directly to my infrequent appearances on the board. Since I pop in here only briefly in the morning and for a while in the evening, most other threads that interest me have either petered out by the time I read them or have been hijacked far off the original topic. Yours, generally, are wide open, devoid of responses, aching for reply as it were. I just fill the void.

Sorry you find my insults repetitive, lad. I'll see what I can do, but there are only so many ways to say misguided, attention-seeking, clueless whiner.

I'm glad you enjoyed the Santa Claus remark, but it takes true moxie ("nads" to you) for someone who has just cut-and-pasted thousands of words of dry pap full of paranoid drivel about Thanksgiving to even comment on a response of fewer than twenty words.

Oh, and if you've been paying attention to what I've been saying for a year-and-a-half, then YOU must be stalking ME, because I haven't been here anywhere near that long. Must just seem like it to you...

And finally, Todd, you've at last hit the nail on the head. I do secretly wish I were you, so I lash out in frustration. I am pleased to tell you, though, that I will have to do so for only a little while longer, for I have found a way that I, too, can be like Todd. My prefrontal lobotomy is scheduled for January.

Since you already knew how I was going to reply to you, you must be bored, so I apologize for wasting your valuable time. I hope I didn't keep you from any important wrestling on TV.

Your pal,

Tom

 

[Todd]

Thank you very much.

I am glad you are in good health, I do know of two in real life I have been a cause or at the least a furtherance of thier ulceric condition, I wouldn't want to cause that to a cyber aquaintance.

As For missing wrestling while computing, not a chance I set up my apartment in such awya that every thing is in access save the washroom facilities that nothing is missed when something else is reached for. {wow runon sentence or what?}.

By the year and a half that is how long I been here.

I will try to editorialize my copy and paste much better for you.
Most of what is said in them is about 60% in agreeance with my thoughts on things but I find to edit out the 40% chaff and leave the message that was being expressed.

Oh, a note of cheer, come december my posting c&p and original thought both shall dwindle to a trickle as work picks up to a real good roar.

Have a great night.

p.s - I knew you could do it