this week I have been a bad girl..

[Tryharder62]

It wasn't my birthday so I worked a lot. I said "screw all my issues," so all I wanted to do was be around men. Since my husband didn't want sex I did some other productive shit. I personally polished 3 of my vibrators, got my clothes pins gathered back up from all over the house, and did frequent Kagel exercises.

So it seems that not having issues isn't a bad thing after all

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

wish i was there with you, i would've made you feel better.

 

[tactful]

It wasn't my birthday so I worked a lot. I said "screw all my issues," so all I wanted to do was be around men. Since my husband didn't want sex I did some other productive shit. I personally polished 3 of my vibrators, got my clothes pins gathered back up from all over the house, and did frequent Kagel exercises.

So it seems that not having issues isn't a bad thing after all

You will do well come Christmas.

 

[Tryharder62]

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I am trying to imitate dolfs thread. I want to be her when I grow up - or when I get thinner and more beautiful - whichever comes first.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I am trying to imitate dolfs thread. I want to be her when I grow up - or when I get thinner and more beautiful - whichever comes first.

she's mean.

 

[blobfish]

she's mean.

You have to understand her. I'm mean, dolf is different.

 

[Tryharder62]

she's mean.

Really?? Why do all the men gather around her quickly. Do I need to kick a little ass??? Ok, you know that I am not going to do that. So maybe I can be the fatter, uglier, nicer dolf.

 

[Tryharder62]

You have to understand her. I'm mean, dolf is different.

I can definately be different.

 

[blobfish]

I can definately be different.

Everyone is different, except for one person. That person is the same as everyone else.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

You have to understand her. I'm mean, dolf is different.

i see..

 

[Tryharder62]

Everyone is different, except for one person. That person is the same as everyone else.

It's friday after a hell of a week- be kind.

 

[cockscomb]

You have to understand her. I'm mean, dolf is different.

Yeah she is different. I invited her out to dinner while I was in Canterbury over the Christmas holiday but she was to good for me.



lucky for me that I don't care what anyone here thinks about me so it's not big deal.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

It's friday after a hell of a week- be kind.

drink it up like no tomorrow

i'm about to blaze one up though, tomorrow i will be going out clubbin.

 

[Squibbs]

she's mean.

No.

She's honest, like me.

 

[blobfish]

It's friday after a hell of a week- be kind.

Kindness is the bleached out cow skull in the Sonoran desert. To some, it's art, to others, it's just a reminder of the impermanence of life and the unending march of nature's mechanized progress. To me, it just proves that nowhere on earth is safe from maggots.

 

[Tryharder62]

No.

She's honest, like me.

So what is the deal between you and LifeNdeath? Maybe we can do a little online counseling. Come on lets hold hands and sing kum ba ya!!!!!!!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

No.

She's honest, like me.

like i said..

"eat a dick, faggot"

 

[blobfish]

So what is the deal between you and LifeNdeath? Maybe we can do a little online counseling. Come on lets hold hands and sing kum ba ya!!!!!!!

They're engaging in some sort of pre-coital dance.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

So what is the deal between you and LifeNdeath? Maybe we can do a little online counseling. Come on lets hold hands and sing kum ba ya!!!!!!!

no, i don't shake hands with full blown faggots.

 

[Tryharder62]

Kindness is the bleached out cow skull in the Sonoran desert. To some, it's art, to others, it's just a reminder of the impermanence of life and the unending march of nature's mechanized progress. To me, it just proves that nowhere on earth is safe from maggots.

Thanks for clarifying

 

[Tryharder62]

Other things I did that were bad

*I stepped on a crack (but my mother is dead so I guess it is alright now)

*I ate paste

*I fed my husband the cucumber I masterbated with

and finally - I crossed the street outside the crosswalk

Dirty naughty me

 

[naughtycakes]

Other things I did that were bad

*I stepped on a crack (but my mother is dead so I guess it is alright now)

*I ate paste

*I fed my husband the cucumber I masterbated with

and finally - I crossed the street outside the crosswalk

Dirty naughty me

I'm guessing you didn't wash the cucumber.

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm guessing you didn't wash the cucumber.

I'm guessing he is the husband.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

*I fed my husband the cucumber I masterbated with

hahah

 

[Tryharder62]

I'm guessing you didn't wash the cucumber.

No I washed the cucumber but I had the satisfaction of knowing the cucumber brought me to heights he never could.