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lovecraft68

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Yesterday proved to be an interesting day at work. I received an e-mail from a woman in HR to come see her about an issue involving one of the people who work for me. I go into her office and she explains that IT runs sweeps of everyone's computer from time to time. It seems they found something on a young guy's computer. It was a word doc, which they normally don't really look at, except the title was....

Tonya blows for some blow.

It-as they're required to-printed it and handed it to her in a folder. She passes it to me, and says "Just skim it, its adult material' now this woman is in her sixties and I know we never know, but I'm thinking she's as proper as she seems and she's got this appalled look on her face just handing it over. I take a quick look, and yeah, it could be a story on here no problem. I made it a point to just put it down because part of me wanted to read more of it.

Anyway, now what?

We have to call the kid into the office and show him what we found. he claims it was sent to him in his personal e-mail-which we're not supposed to be checking on work devices, and he accidently hit download instead of delete. I told him that sounded a little sketchy, he then admitted that he wrote it.

After I pause to consider the irony of this situation, I explain how technically we could terminate him and that was left to my discretion. He's a good kid, comes to work every day, works hard, very polite and never a problem with anyone, so I gave him a written warning told him it happens again, etc...

He was relieved, but embarrassed as hell, doesn't want people to think he's "messed up." and I leave it at your personal life is yours, I don't judge, but keep it out of work.

The entire time this is happening all I can think of is this kid-and the woman from HR-are sitting across from someone who has been writing smut ranging from some racy romances to hardcore BDSM, taboo and anything in between and there were moments I struggled to keep a straight face. I kept envisioning myself tapping the folder and saying, "Hey, this isn't bad, keep writing!" like I'm commenting here. Part of me wanted to tell him about Lit when I saw him later in the say but...keep that shit out of work is what the man said.

I keep thinking about and it makes me laugh every time.
 
IT runs sweeps of everyone's computer from time to time

And this is why you read the f***ing fine print whenever you agree to work someplace new.
 
"Such conduct is unbecoming of an employee of this company, sir."

"I... I know! I won't do it again! Please, just --"

"I mean... What is this? All those huge paragraphs? Run-on sentences? Typos galore? Switching character names mid-story? Boring intros with explicit bust and cock sizes? Utterly shameful! You damn straight must not do it again! You gotta do better!"
 
"Such conduct is unbecoming of an employee of this company, sir."

"I... I know! I won't do it again! Please, just --"

"I mean... What is this? All those huge paragraphs? Run-on sentences? Typos galore? Switching character names mid-story? Boring intros with explicit bust and cock sizes? Utterly shameful! You damn straight must not do it again! You gotta do better!"
That's it, I'm submitting your story to Loving wives muahahahahahahahahaha
 
Tonya blows for some blow.
Cool title.

I’m confused about something. Wasn’t the reason for sending it to his work email so he could address it during work hours? If that’s the case, it’s more concerning than the content itself.
 
Cool title.

I’m confused about something. Wasn’t the reason for sending it to his work email so he could address it during work hours? If that’s the case, it’s more concerning than the content itself.
Absolutely, I don't think you need a policy for common sense, but he's 22 and maybe he just had some kind of judgement lapse or thought no one would see it. I would never think about sending anything of mine to my work PC especially to my place where people have gotten in trouble for their screensavers because we have more than our share of Karens who are offended on any day ending in Y

The title is good enough for a one hander which is what it appeared to be,
 
Absolutely, I don't think you need a policy for common sense, but he's 22 and maybe he just had some kind of judgement lapse or thought no one would see it. I would never think about sending anything of mine to my work PC especially to my place where people have gotten in trouble for their screensavers because we have more than our share of Karens who are offended on any day ending in Y

The title is good enough for a one hander which is what it appeared to be,
I agree, he's 22 FCS. How much stupid shit did I do at that age? A lot more than I want to admit. The thing is, for every stupid thing I did I came away a little bit smarter.

If I had to bet on it, I'd say he sent it to his work computer so he could either send it on to a publishing site or work on it, thinking no one would be the wiser. A smart thing to do? Not hardly, but not the stupidest thing either. Just something he shouldn't be doing; a teachable moment as it were. And isn't that what we who have been there done that, fallen on our face more than once should do for younger people? Teach and not condemn? It is to my mind.

Had I been in your place I'd have done exactly as you did. Something needed to be done to remind him not to do such things again. But if you have a solid, reliable worker, you do not want to try to destroy him for a small slip like this. A letter of reprimand is perfect for that purpose. A firing or other harsher punishment isn't.

I would also be thinking, "damn but if you only knew!"

Comshaw
 
Cool title.

I’m confused about something. Wasn’t the reason for sending it to his work email so he could address it during work hours? If that’s the case, it’s more concerning than the content itself.

IMO, nothing about this is "concerning."

If the kid gets his work done on time and to spec, what does it matter if he's reading (or writing!) smut during his lunch break? It would never occur to anyone to be worried if @lovecraft68's HR schoolmarm put a harlequin romance into her pocketbook and brought it to work so she could read it on her break. This is the same.
 
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He's reading this thread now and thinking, "Holy -"
HR lady is reading this too thinking about the next meeting she needs to schedule with lovecraft68 to discuss how she has been reading his stuff and is offened at being labled "proper."
 
I knew a guy back in the early 2000's, friend-of-a-friend, who caused a nationwide outage of the central corporate fileserver for a very prominent megacorp in the financial services sector. It took IT a day to fix it. The server's storage space had been filled to capacity, and it completely crashed.

The straw that broke the camel's back and maxed out the last disk sectors?

According to an email that IT sent to a C-level executive and CC'd the guy on, it was the little-person porn which this guy had been downloading at work.
 
IMO, nothing about this is "concerning."

If the kid gets his work done on time and to spec, what does it matter if he's reading (or writing!) smut during his lunch break? It would never occur to anyone to be worried if @lovecraft68's HR schoolmarm put a harlequin romance into her pocketbook and brought it to work so she could read it on her break. This is the same.
No it ain't. The book AND purse belong to the school marm, as does her lunch break, so I agree with that part. I agree the kid should have the right to read or write whatever he wants, on his computer, on his own time. BUT the computer belongs to the kid's employer. Since the computer is the company's property, they have the ultimate say on what and what can't be downloaded to it. Big difference.


Comshaw
 
All the more reason to work in academia teaching sex. No such problems!
Now had someone told me many, many, many years ago when I was in high school that I could get a job in academia teaching sex, I'd have been a model student and aced every class thrown at me. they didn't damn it and I screwed off and ended up as a mechanic! Damn, damn, damn!

Comshaw
 
Many, many years ago, when I was in high school, the guidance counselor didn't even know there was such a thing as sex. Luckily I went to another country, where you can go as far as a Doctorate in Sexologie.
 
Many, many years ago, when I was in high school, the guidance counselor didn't even know there was such a thing as sex. Luckily I went to another country, where you can go as far as a Doctorate in Sexologie.
Doctor in Sexologie! Oh hell yes! And I ended up working on greasy old motors and dreaming of working on the cars of women in short skirts. Damn, damn, damn!

Comshaw
 
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