85Ironman
Smart-Assed Romantic
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'Twas sort of an inside joke...from way back. Not sure BMF even remembers what it was about....
* though I do get the inherent applicability of any word with a syllable pronounced like slang for baby batter.*
Cold turkey babe, just watch me!
You mean you wouldn't want to eat those panties off me?
If Corbalina's gunna eat panties off of ANY guy......*ahem*
Haha, I'm just poking fun. It helps that the word makes me thing cum-squat every time I say it![]()
Aww........True love![]()
We'll have to go back to 'fuck you's' soon, or peeps will start thinking stuff.
I love it when Daddy fucks me r.........wait, you said we do this in PM's.My bad.
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Think, right?
*ducks produce hurled*
megatruelovefuckradness.
the peeps love our love. now bend over and present that newly defined primo ass to daddy.![]()
I cannot believe you remember that! I sweet talked my ass off that morning.
.Why, whatever do you mean?*pockets rotten tomato*
I don't know 'Cold Turkey', I only know 'Chicken' and 'Chicken Fucker.'Cold turkey babe, just watch me
You mean you wouldn't want to eat those panties off me?
Must we discuss your typing, sir?...evil indeed ....
ROFL...Touche!If Corbalina's gunna eat panties off of ANY guy......*ahem*
*squishes tomato laden pocket; hauls ass*
I don't know 'Cold Turkey', I only know 'Chicken' and 'Chicken Fucker.'![]()
Face down, ass up, stinging slaps, Come Now Daddy, you know how this slut likes to fuck.megatruelovefuckradness.
the peeps love our love. now bend over and present that newly defined primo ass to daddy.![]()

I suddenly feel used.*glares* You sir... are a dead man!
Alright Chicken, you've called my bluff... so after blade's done licking and DA is done reaming... I'm taking my turn!

Face down, ass up, stinging slaps, Come Now Daddy, you know how this slut likes to fuck.![]()

Face down, ass up, stinging slaps, Come Now Daddy, you know how this slut likes to fuck.![]()
my slut knows her place and that place is bent over taking my cock deep in all her little slutty holes.![]()
my slut knows her place and that place is bent over taking my cock deep in all her little slutty holes.![]()
What did I tell you about fucking my twin tard, Corball?!? Damn you!my slut knows her place and that place is bent over taking my cock deep in all her little slutty holes.![]()

Um....Delux is delusional. I am a fembot and not real.Much better guys, much better.
Shoes bitch. Did you find them?*walks by, sprinkles itching powder on DA's ass*
I do generally have a very good memory for things that people tell me, but the stories you tell always stick in my mind because of the way you tell them.
Were you around for the soccer game story? I got a black eye from a guy at a soccer game.![]()

Shoes bitch. Did you find them?
Normally it is, but getting Suckerpunched hurts.Sounds like your idea of a good time
Also, I can't find any shoes picsBut I did find some hawt socks.
I do! But I don't wanna pull an 'Onoz' and blow my load in the first 3 minutes we talked.I saw the wedges when you posted 'em....I'm just givin' you yer ration of shit, sweetness. I WAS under the impression at one time that you had some more to show me... *the whole Yahoo debacle*

Normally it is, but getting Suckerpunched hurts.![]()
As sexy as I get.
I do! But I don't wanna pull an 'Onoz' and blow my load in the first 3 minutes we talked.![]()
Much better guys, much better.
*walks by, sprinkles itching powder on DA's ass*

What did I tell you about fucking my twin tard, Corball?!? Damn you!![]()
Wear me out? That's rich honey. And take off your socks, nothing weirds me out worse than having sex with a guy in just socks.we are not here to get you off, but if we do, please do not fuck up corball's hair or get any on my shoes.
as long as the "powder" is cocaine.
after i wear you out, i need a solid backup fuck.![]()
It's Corball, we're not the same person.I sense another round of bullshit calling coming up!
Bitch... you said you'd never tell!