~This Thread HAS More Corbal~

[blade_rocknut]

I'm wondering if she physically has to be with you.....

I likes da way yer mind werks, girly....


And I know we've done it with the lights on in all kinds of positions in Georgia....but I reckon we were married, so.....we dodged that bullet.

* see wut I dun thar? Bullet? In context with the firearm thing? Funny.*

 

[blade_rocknut]

Bwahahahahahahaha! May I save this on my sigline?

Dilligaf?

 

[parker77]

Wasn't what? Who are you?

why do you ask, what you know?

 

[Corbal]

Dilligaf?

Speak English....or something I understand.

 

[Ellafun]

Weird US laws (not sure how many are enforced though.XD)

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
Oops.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
Oops, again.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
Is there a "3 strikes" rule on this list?
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
Okay, I'm in trouble here...
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
I find it a little scary that I live close enough to break this one...
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

 

[jre1962]

Try that.

you crazy kids with your computers, and your internets...

 

[Onoz]

Internet sucks

 

[Corbal]

why do you ask, what you know?

Why ask why?

 

[Onoz]

Very well, you made your bed on that one. And...I'll never lay in it.

That's ok, I prefer it when you're on your knees anyway

Yeah, they ought to post signs, you know....

At least in state parks right? Sheesh, the nerve of people these days.

 

[Corbal]

Try that.

I'm a lazy bitch.

 

[thejabber27]

I'm just glad no one's broken 8 or 10. XD

 

[Corbal]

At least in the state parks right? The nerve...
That's ok, I prefer it when you're on your knees anyway

I knew that was Cumming......

 

[Corbal]

Internet sucks

So do edits....before I get to read them.

 

[Ellafun]

I'm just glad no one's broken 8 or 10. XD

Well, we wouldn't be allowed to talk about it on Lit. It's against the rules. Which I apparently can't follow anyway, so it's a moot point....

 

[blade_rocknut]

Speak English....or something I understand.

I'll say it slower.

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

*do i look like I give a fuck*

Don't give me no shit, I are drinkin'......Listen....

 

[teknight]

you crazy kids with your computers, and your internets...

Someone who thinks highly of their crap told lit that any idiot can use google. She must have managed to (how else would she know), so I figured it'd be a breeze.

</malice>

 

[blade_rocknut]

I'm just glad no one's broken 8 or 10. XD

What leads you to believe they haven't.....

 

[thejabber27]

Well, we wouldn't be allowed to talk about it on Lit. It's against the rules. Which I apparently can't follow anyway, so it's a moot point....

shhh Ella, I'm trying to get a confession. XD XD XD

 

[parker77]

Why ask why?

why not? am I wrong?

 

[thejabber27]

What leads you to believe they haven't.....

Why a porcipine?

 

[DayMaker]

I'll say it slower.

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

*do i look like I give a fuck*

Don't give me no shit, I are drinkin'......Listen....

I'm drinking too!!!!! Glad to know I'm not alone....

 

[DayMaker]

why not? am I wrong?

Only if you disagree with me.

 

[Corbal]

Someone who thinks highly of their crap told lit that any idiot can use google. She must have managed to (how else would she know), so I figured it'd be a breeze.

</malice>

Whistles innocently*

 

[Ellafun]

I'll say it slower.

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

*do i look like I give a fuck*

Don't give me no shit, I are drinkin'......Listen....

lmao! god damn white typeface!

 

[parker77]

Only if you disagree with me.

and why would i ever be that foolish?