This is NOT a birthday thread for Wrong Element.

[artemesia_g]

Because I may have accidentally promised I wouldn't post a birthday thread for him. So just in case, this isn't one.

If it were a birthday thread for Wrong Element, I would probably say something about how happy I am he was born, and how I'm even happier that the stars aligned and we both ended up on the GB. (Never doubt that a random PM can change your life.)

My wish for you: good Irish whiskey, long life, health, happiness, and many, many more years in my bed.

 

[dolf]

awwwwwwwwwwww!

happy birthday.

 

[lovetoread]

And this is a non Happy Birthday wish in a non birthday thread.

 

[killallhippies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL2Wm-PcfPo

 

[gravyrug]

Totally randoms, out-of-the-blue blessings for no apparent reason, WE. May your wits remain sharp, your home remain happy, and your liquor remain delicious.

 

[killallhippies]

alternatively: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYCPGEEvkJU

 

[Disgustipated]

Good people.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Happy Birthday, guy. Here's hoping you have a wonderful you day.

...w-wait, how'd that get in there? That was supposed to be a pic of a birthday cake! I'm sorry WE, that's so inappropriate and not even relevant to the thread!

 

[artemesia_g]

Great, Zumi. Way to spoil my surprise gift for him!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Great, Zumi. Way to spoil my surprise gift for him!

Well, you can still surprise him with a beej by snowballing his stuff back to him!

 

[parodyluvr75]

 

[Sinny]

Happy not a birthday! You rule! And your lady is hot.

 

[blobfish]

Is he female? No? Then fuck him. I don't wish anyone anything unless it might result in that sweetest of internet currencies, nudie pics. Nudie pics on the internet are like cigarettes in prison.

 

[LillyO]

Happy B'day to prolly the smartest person on this dump.

 

[Wrong Element]

Is he female? No? Then fuck him. I don't wish anyone anything unless it might result in that sweetest of internet currencies, nudie pics. Nudie pics on the internet are like cigarettes in prison.

It's that easy to get cigarettes in prison?


Thanks, everybody. Except Zumi, because good God that second post is not really an image I needed.

 

[blobfish]

It's that easy to get cigarettes in prison?

Yes, but as with internet nudie pics, you usually get gas station generics when you want Marlboros.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Happy Non-birthday Wrong Element!

Happy B'day to prolly the smartest person on this dump.

Thanks, but this birthday thread is for Wrong Element.

 

[bra_man69]

 

[richard_daily]

Happy birthday!

 

[butters]

Many Non-Happies, WE - your bread landed butter-side up when you hooked up with arte

 

[RobDownSouth]

Wrong Element, one of the manliest men of Literotica!

Hoping you have the non-happiest birthday ever!
No wait, that should be "Not hoping you have the happiest birthday, ever!"
No wait, that should be "Hoping you have the happiest birthday, never!"
No wait, that should be "Hoping you have the happiest non-birthday, ever!"

Hell, I give up. I need coffee.

 

[Lorilei]

Happy unbirthday, WE! ( .) (.)

 

[evesdream]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHZcFuTpqBA

 

[killallhippies]

*cough*

 

[Farrah]

Happiest of non-birthdays to you, WE! Wishing you a day full of joy and love (which I'm pretty sure is every day with Arte). Y'all are beautiful.