This happens every year

[peachykeen]

So I'm going through the gifts I've bought so far, and actually the husband and I have been pretty good this year, in our travels we pick up little things here and there we think will make nice gifts and put them aside until about now. So I've got this nice stash of doodads and whatnots strewn over the dining room table, things we picked up in Paris and Amsterdam and at craft shows and antique fairs and such.

Things is, 90% of what we've got is perfect for, like 75% of the people on my list. Know what I mean? Some people are so easy, I could easily give them half the stuff in the mix. Then there is that other 25% that are just fucking impossible to know what to give.

Every fucking year, I'm telling you.

 

[Mrs Christophe]

i know what u mean, what do you get the person that has everything they want, men are hardest!

 

[Weird Harold]

...what do you get the person that has everything they want...

Picky people -- especially men -- are why God created Gag Gifts.

If you have trouble deciding on a gift for someone, choose the silliest, most useless thing you can think of. Then, wrap it in at least three layers of packaging.