Things you say about women to other men.

[Bad_Bad_LB]

We all know there is a "Perfect ten" and In Living Color demonstrated "Coyote Ugly" too well.

When I was in the military, they told us you couldn't stare at the attractive females for more than eight seconds or they could get you for sexual harrasment.

Women became rated then by how long you would risk staring.

"She's got an eight second ass!" or "She's got a six second chest." became phrases I recall were used in my workcenter. Man we had two women with eight second asses, I think one actually caused a traffic accident. I mean some guy was staring at her ass as she walked down the road and the guy went through a light and hit a car. He should have kept his eyes on the road, but I can't blame him.

I'm personally fond of "I think I could lift her off my face using only my tongue."

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

I'd bang that like a screen door?

 

[MindFire]

my favorite is
i would drink her bath water.

 

[midwestyankee]

Jeff Foxworthy has a whole bit on this kind of thing on one of his albums.

Example: a pretty young thing says that she thinks she needs to go to the tire store to get her tires rotated. The single guy then says, "Hell, I'll rotate her tires for her" followed by a lewd chuckle, where the phrase "rotate her tires" really is a stand-in for any manner of sex act.

You can do the same thing with nearly any phrase that includes a verb, by the way. But it's never said directly to the woman, only to other men nearby.

 

[hook848]

"Table Grade" implies she's fine enough to eat.

For women with kids there's "Hello mother, would you like another?"

 

[MindFire]

Oh dear once again Im on the wrong thread.. this is a male
thread sorry to have intruded..

 

[Bad_Bad_LB]

From Lonewold McQuade

"How'd you like to bite that in the ass, develop lockjaw, and get dragged to death?"