Things you probably shouldn't insert...

[Aurantica]

Live alligators. baby or otherwise.

 

[DVS]

The baby NOR the bath water!

 

[o2bebd]

Tom Cruise...I don't care for the couch jumping!
carrots-I'm not one for veggies (If you want to buy me Carats, We'll talk)

 

[chy_girl]

People shouldn't put their heads up their asses. Or anyone's ass, really.

 

[Essene]

The baby NOR the bath water!

Yeah. Babies come out. They aren't supposed to go back in.

People shouldn't put their heads up their asses. Or anyone's ass, really.

Heads. -Will add to the list. Thank you for your contribution.

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I'm also adding:

Orange Juice (pulp, no pulp - doesn't matter)
*Most* lamp shades
Stove/oven