Things you probably shouldn't insert...

[steelrfn]

snakes and batteries sound bad.

Especially poisonous snakes and wet type batteries, (acid, ouch).

 

[where]

I think we've created a 'cool down' thread.

maybe, but I refer you to Rule 34.

 

[DVS]

Or else what


More for the list: tractor trailers and RVs. Also pitchforks.

She'll whimper in pain and walk funny for a couple of days.

 

[lissa808]

Damn, this whole thread is just fucking cracking me up

 

[ImOnIt]

I was hoping to start at the beginning of the alphabet and work from there. Maybe we could go the other way, starting with 'zygote'.

 

[DiscusDave]

nine inch nails.... the finger adornment, the building material, and/or the band.

 

[thefishfryer]

Might I suggest lightbulbs are a bad idea, especially when they are switched on.

 

[chy_girl]

maybe, but I refer you to Rule 34.

There's a fetish for that!

 

[lovebound]

maybe, but I refer you to Rule 34.

There are rules??
Why wasn't I informed?? And how many did I break already?

 

[where]

Might I suggest lightbulbs are a bad idea, especially when they are switched on.

yo are a curious little lurking fish.

There are rules??
Why wasn't I informed?? And how many did I break already?

there are always rules!

 

[thefishfryer]

yo are a curious little lurking fish.

Little???

 

[where]

Little???

I would need photographic proof to say otherwise.

 

[thefishfryer]

I would need photographic proof to say otherwise.

I'd best get up to speed on Photoshop then

 

[lovebound]

Racehorses.

 

[ArchLady03]

sick sick sick!

some of these responses are making me cross my legs.

I'm totally with you there, some of these are making me cringe!

 

[Essene]

Lightning Rod
Hardcover college textbook (It's those darn corners-get me everytime)
Barstools
Tesla Coils
Charlie Sheen

I'm totally with you there, some of these are making me cringe!

LOL

What? You brought up both Paris Hilton and breakable Christmas ornaments.
(I thought those were both very worthwhile contributions to the list btw.)

 

[YourCaptor]

Bottles (can you say vacuum lock)

That sounds fun actually.

 

[YourCaptor]

Yeast
Charlie Sheen
Uranium

 

[neci]

motor oil

 

[lovebound]

Lightning Rod
Hardcover college textbook (It's those darn corners-get me everytime)
Barstools
Tesla Coils
Charlie Sheen

The damndest thing is, I totally know what you mean. :/

 

[YourCaptor]

did you know that most metropolitan ER's now have a special glass cutter just for bottles vacum locked into people various orifices....

it's not just dangerous, it comes with a side of public humiliation!

(and how much would it suck if you had to be transported- probably by ambulance since it's not important enough to airlift- to a different hospital 2-4 hours away because the local one doesn't have that tool!)

Psh, I wouldn't have it done to me ofcourse.

 

[lovebound]

I'm gonna add miniature hentai dolls. Those things have sharp corners, cute as they look.

 

[Kitkat103]

Cucumbers. The skin has millions of germs and they never fit.

 

[HI_Life]

A glass jar........ have you seen jar squatter!!!

 

[ImOnIt]

jupiter