loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 9, 2013 #958 Huh, that's why where supposed to use an enema
Tio_Narratore Studies Joined Dec 2, 2008 Posts 71,255 Apr 9, 2013 #960 No, I don't have my period. Why do you ask?
NaokoSmith Honourable Slut Joined Jul 10, 2012 Posts 9,973 Apr 9, 2013 #961 Tio_Narratore said: No, I don't have my period. Why do you ask? Click to expand... Yuk! LMAO. During text sex: l8rs!
Tio_Narratore said: No, I don't have my period. Why do you ask? Click to expand... Yuk! LMAO. During text sex: l8rs!
D dab10 Virgin Joined Nov 14, 2002 Posts 27 Apr 9, 2013 #962 a running comintarry in third person he thrust his throbbing member in to her quivering mound she gasps he smiles thinking he is giving her plesure she pushes him off her gets up grabs her clothes and runs out the door
a running comintarry in third person he thrust his throbbing member in to her quivering mound she gasps he smiles thinking he is giving her plesure she pushes him off her gets up grabs her clothes and runs out the door
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 9, 2013 #963 A baby starts crying in the background
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #966 If you cum before I do, I'll stab you in your mutherfuckin eye, you here me mutherfuckah?
S Sonatatre Experienced Joined Nov 1, 2012 Posts 85 Apr 10, 2013 #968 "my name is loquere" I think that is the worst one i could ever imagine
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #969 This next part gets pretty rough, so let me call in a stunt whore.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #970 This just wasn't meant to be. I'm premenstrual, and you're premature.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #971 This isn't working out too well. Let's go back to text message sex.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #972 Umm....my dad asked if he can see you in a thong.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #973 Why do you have an 'Applause' sign mounted over your bed?
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #974 Please don't laugh, but I'm 35, still live with my mom, and I sleep in a crib. I hope that you don't mind sleeping on plastic sheets.
Please don't laugh, but I'm 35, still live with my mom, and I sleep in a crib. I hope that you don't mind sleeping on plastic sheets.
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Apr 10, 2013 #975 I don't normally have sex with live women, so please don't move while I make love. And try not to breathe, it creeps me out.
I don't normally have sex with live women, so please don't move while I make love. And try not to breathe, it creeps me out.