Things that make women bitchy.

[Lancecastor]

This thread is intended for the guys, particularly for the more experienced (i.e. older) men on the board to post their wisdom to so that the younger men here can learn a thing or two.

Now before you harpies start telling us that you know better than men do what makes you bitchy...please, for once, just shut the fuck up...because if there's one thing that women truly don't know, it's what motivates them.


Thank you. I'll start off with one all actualized men know.


1. The mention of a woman with a bigger house than yours makes your woman bitchy.

No matter what they say, most women want more than anything to have a big house. The bigger the better. It is best to make sure you pick your friends so that your house is the largest if you want your woman to be happy.

 

[Ham Murabi]

I've learned that something that makes a woman happy one day can have an opposite effect the next day.
Men are like that too, so I suppose it doesn't count.

 

[JustAnotrGuy]

2. Telling women to shut the fuck up 3. Calling her a bitch (cunt, slut, easy, etc.)


LEarned those one's thanks to my mom's fists

 

[freakygirl]

I don't want a bigger house.. unless I have a maid.

I'm already anal about housework.. I don't need more to have to worry about.

 

[Lancecastor]

I don't think this thread's gonna work out.

 

[juicylips]

hi..hi hi hi...what's this thread about?

 

[Lancecastor]

hi..hi hi hi...what's this thread about?

Oh nothing...

 

[MissTaken]

I don't think this thread's gonna work out.

You're probably right.

All of the bitchy females are going to pop in to tell you how out of line you are with your comments.

*giggles*

But that is par for the course with a Lance thread, no?

 

[lady-kat]

I don't think this thread's gonna work out.

*peeking in*
no no...please continue... hell. i've never been able to figure "me" out.... i was hoping to get some insight from a male perspective...

 

[freakygirl]

What makes you think it won't work?

 

[Lancecastor]

2. Never admit to using reverse psychology on a woman, but make it your mantra.

You're probably right.

All of the bitchy females are going to pop in to tell you how out of line you are with your comments.

*giggles*

But that is par for the course with a Lance thread, no?

 

[His_sugar]

3. Calling her a bitch (cunt, slut, easy, etc.)

To some of us that is foreplay *smiles*

Enjoy your thread fellas...

some of us know we are bitches.. hell, we even embrace it and love it...

 

[bknight2602]

2. Telling women to shut the fuck up 3. Calling her a bitch (cunt, slut, easy, etc.)


LEarned those one's thanks to my mom's fists

Yep those are really at the top of the list.

 

[Gusty Wind]

[No message]

 

[Lancecastor]

Wusses.

 

[SpiceCake]

What makes me bitchy is when a man talks to me like I'm stupid, but worse yet, when a woman talks to me like I'm stupid!

 

[bknight2602]

What makes me bitchy is when a man talks to me like I'm stupid, but worse yet, when a woman talks to me like I'm stupid!

hehe

No one does that, do they?

 

[Lancecastor]

It's very nice of course that all the grrls dropped by...you're all such wonderful listeners; thank you.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Oh nothing...

 

[Gusty Wind]

[No message]

 

[Lancecastor]

Hey Gusty...another tasty AV....how many pics does Hong have of you???

 

[HeavyStick]

The cool thing about having a woman boss, she takes all the blame and I get paid more than her.

 

[His_sugar]

It's very nice of course that all the grrls dropped by...you're all such wonderful listeners; thank you.

Your original post just said for us to 'shut the fuck up' and not try to tell you Men what makes us bitchy.

Be specific if you just don't want us to post at all.

Hell, here i was being a good little bitch trying to explain being called a cunt is a good thing..

i hear laundry calling my name.. it doesn't sass me.

 

[Lancecastor]

Don't go away angry....

Your original post just said for us to 'shut the fuck up' and not try to tell you Men what makes us bitchy.

Be specific if you just don't want us to post at all.

Hell, here i was being a good little bitch trying to explain being called a cunt is a good thing..

i hear laundry calling my name.. it doesn't sass me.

 

[KillerMuffin]

This thread is intended for the guys, particularly for the more experienced (i.e. older) men on the board to post their wisdom to so that the younger men here can learn a thing or two.

Now before you harpies start telling us that you know better than men do what makes you bitchy...please, for once, just shut the fuck up...because if there's one thing that women truly don't know, it's what motivates them.


Thank you. I'll start off with one all actualized men know.


1. Me

You got that right, brotha. Can I get a "hell yeah!" from the Amen Pew?