Things That Get You Laid

[Lia Monde]

Walking into a men's locker room and asking, "Does anyone want to get laid?"

 

[13Fantasies]

Women who put out...?

 

[GoldenBooty]

A carefully orchestrated dick graze during an innocent snuggle

 

[LongLegsGirl23]

My high heels

 

[Azuldrgon]

when she wakes me up for work before the alarm goes off.

 

[suckonsimon]

Some time free on the day before someone goes off on a business trip or a conference.
Coming home from a business trip or a conference.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

My cooking.

 

[Azuldrgon]

knowing how to touch.

 

[Lunation]

Digging a hole, covering my erect member with dry leaves, and waiting for a hapless woman to fall in and impale herself.

 

[kisschampagne]

.....

 

[Azuldrgon]

That'll work on me! My cooking will have the opposite effect.

I doubt that.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

That'll work on me! My cooking will have the opposite effect.

There you are. Haven't seen you in a few days. What would you like?

 

[Jacques_Corbin]

Listening intently after asking "How was your day?"

The handyman work I do on the side dies not hurt either.

If I have a wingman, the classic "hi, can you settle an argument" approach usually kicks off a good time for all involved.

 

[smtst5]

Tequila

 

[theprofessorisin]

Something, one would hope

 

[kisschampagne]

.....

 

[Azuldrgon]

a comfy lap.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

Something meaty, something sweet to end.

Let me see what's I can whip up.

 

[Cymru6969]

My eyes can hypnotize. After that it's pretty easy, really.

 

[Cymru6969]

I have a certain way of asking, “Wanna fuck?”

 

[Baron Waste]

Ice cream sundaes...

 

[EctoJohn]

Blind luck and the internet.
If I'm honest, I have never been laid without it.
I have never had sex with someone I didn't meet on the internet first.
Sad but true.

 

[LostGirlTink]

I'm going to say boobs.

 

[JLM73]

There was a time I would have said being married made it a guarantee. Shit was I wrong. Need to go back in time and correct myself.

You and me both, seems the minute I got married it was a whole new ball game I have never been with a woman and been without as much as I have since I have been married....

 

[Baron Waste]

I'm going to say boobs.

Good answer. Actually, all you have to do is look remotely in the mood.