Things That Get You Laid

[Hisstory]

I'm easy...


...but never cheap...

Im easy, but never cheap.

 

[curvyangel1969]

I was going to say breathing. But that's not even a requirement for some...

Oh wait. This is me personally?! Hmm....my "phone sex operator"voice and gorgeous eyes. Or so I'm told.

 

[Leigh81]

Not that I do or ever would....but walking into a club seems to bring offers
I do enjoy drinking for free

L

 

[ThirdShift]

There was a time I would have said being married made it a guarantee. Shit was I wrong. Need to go back in time and correct myself.

 

[BradBigBrain]

My 10.5" cock.
I can sing like Sir Paul
I can cook, even thought I employ a full-time cook
I drive a Ferrari
My 6 inch tongue
I own a mansion and a yacht
My 6 pack abs
The fact that I'm 6'4 and weigh 197 pounds.
I have a black belt in karate
I speak 4 languages.

Let's face it. I love me.

 

[johnnieblue44]

There was a time I would have said being married made it a guarantee. Shit was I wrong. Need to go back in time and correct myself.

A great sense of humor.

And ex-girlfriends that tell their girlfriends about your big dick.

Not necessarily in that order.

 

[mrppv]

See avatar. Has worked for me for years.

 

[HardWolfXX]

Getting to know someone maybe? Could make or break the getting laid part though but at least you will know what to expect

 

[DarkSimian]

Being female seems a given lol

 

[steelyblue73]

Being female seems a given lol

Well done DS!

The guys have extensive lists of things they 'think' work.
The ladies pretty much have to say... "So, you down?" lol

 

[johnnieblue44]

A talented tongue seems to do the trick, if experience tells me anything.

 

[HumasWanderingWeiner]

I'm a very good kisser.

Statements like this need to be proven

 

[Cymru6969]

Statements like this need to be proven

I can vouch for this, even if it was just on the cheek.

Answering the question:

I'm not repulsive.

 

[Asian_Flower]

I was going to say breathing. But that's not even a requirement for some...

Oh wait. This is me personally?! Hmm....my "phone sex operator"voice and gorgeous eyes. Or so I'm told.

I really did LOL at this...breathing and a vaggie seems to be enough

 

[Plane_Guy]

Apparently, the way I say "Hi".

 

[curvyangel1969]

I really did LOL at this...breathing and a vaggie seems to be enough

I'm glad I made you laugh out loud!

Apparently, the way I say "Hi".

Come say Hi and let's put that theory to the test?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I can vouch for this, even if it was just on the cheek.

Answering the question:

I'm not repulsive.

hahaha.. that's right. I'm an ass kisser.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

People like me for my personality

 

[cole4258]

I think it is my whip

 

[drouter]

Intricacies of a mind....

 

[EclecticRob]

Possibly my sense of humor....at least that's the reason they give for laughing.

 

[LinusRules]

I'm waiting for one guy to be truthful and just say $150
In cold hard cash.

I think it'd be more like $500 unless your standards are low. Well, for $150 I'm not sure if you'd have standards. This is all just a guess....really.

 

[sks43]

I'm waiting for one guy to be truthful and just say $150
In cold hard cash.

I am not a guy, but I was offered 50 bucks by a guy for 10 minutes of oral the other day on another site, it made me laugh but did not get him laid. Lol

 

[LinusRules]

I am not a guy, but I was offered 50 bucks by a guy for 10 minutes of oral the other day on another site, it made me laugh but did not get him laid. Lol

You should have told him yes and exactly how you like to receive it. But he had to give you the $50 first.

 

[Kat73]

Big boobies.