Things That Get You Laid

[JK515914]

This would work on me! When can you be here?

*checks flights*

 

[Mrtenant]

Zipties in the rain. Isn't That a song?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Zipties in the rain. Isn't That a song?

Wasn’t that in 50 Shades of Dark Skies?

 

[Mrtenant]

Wasn’t that in 50 Shades of Dark Skies?

Sounds like an IPA I once drank. I'll go with a yes.

 

[Trubbycat]

My extensive knowledge of dinosaurs and comic books.

I hope.

 

[mnbreastluver]

American Express card with her name on it.

 

[Tallulah82]

Apparently my eye is doing a decent job for me...

 

[cole4258]

Apparently my eye is doing a decent job for me...

I see you with my little eye....

Cash?

 

[mynameisben]

"You got chocolate in my peanut butter."

"You got peanut butter in my chocolate!"

If only. LOL!


Ben

 

[Tallulah82]

Being cold and snuggling up to my husband to use him as a hot water bottle got me laid last night.

 

[Cymru9696]

I’m furry and fun to snuggle

 

[Mrtenant]

5 back massages and 3 foot massages in the last two weeks haven't helped.

On a positive note, I have a new side gig.

 

[Tedfkats]

It has often been my hands.