Things that get on my nerves

[lilminx]

• When people use the word "women" as a singular term.
  
• Seeing apostrophes where they don't belong- usually in plurals (e.g.- plural's).
  
• People who don't have an ounce of decorum.
  
• People who don't know how to act like adults on an adult bulletin board.
  
• People who don't use their turn signals when they drive.
  
• People who leave their turn signals on, even when they're not turning.
  
• Not being able to find a lover who fulfills all of my needs.
  
• Liars.
  
• Not being able to go out two or three nights a week because I am a "responsible adult", and my body can't handle it.

Feel free to add to the list.

 

[april-wine]

• When people use the word "women" as a singular term.
  
• Seeing apostrophes where they don't belong- usually in plurals (e.g.- plural's).
  
• People who don't have an ounce of decorum.
  
• People who don't know how to act like adults on an adult bulletin board.
  
• People who don't use their turn signals when they drive.
  
• People who leave their turn signals on, even when they're not turning.
  
• Not being able to find a lover who fulfills all of my needs.
  
• Liars.
  
• Not being able to go out two or three nights a week because I am a "responsible adult", and my body can't handle it.

Feel free to add to the list.

Whewwwwwwwwwwww thankfully I do not get on your nerves....... Ummmmmmmmm yet.....

 

[erosman]

unruly nasal hair


horseshit-for-brains type people


blood-sucking insects that won't take 'no' for an answer

 

[Wiggles]

• When people use the word "women" as a singular term.
  
• Seeing apostrophes where they don't belong- usually in plurals (e.g.- plural's).
  
• People who don't have an ounce of decorum.
  
• People who don't know how to act like adults on an adult bulletin board.
  
• People who don't use their turn signals when they drive.
  
• People who leave their turn signals on, even when they're not turning.
  
• Not being able to find a lover who fulfills all of my needs.
  
• Liars.
  
• Not being able to go out two or three nights a week because I am a "responsible adult", and my body can't handle it.

Feel free to add to the list.

*Men, who are pissy to me, and then try and act like nothing happened when I walk in the door with Penn Station subs.

*Mother's who try to push my little sister on me every weekend. (Why do you think I moved out??)

*People who are surly and rude when there's no need for it.

*Car Insurance which is highly inflated just because I'm a female of a certain age with a new car.

*My alarm clock when it wakes me up at 7:00 a.m.

*Men who won't let me bum a few cig's, but when they run out don't mind stealing mine.

*Myself, when I'm in a pissy mood, like I am now.

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Things that get on my nerves

Whewwwwwwwwwwww thankfully I do not get on your nerves....... Ummmmmmmmm yet.....

You? Get on my nerves? No way... you appear to be one of the nicest people around here...

 

[april-wine]

Re: Re: Re: Things that get on my nerves

You? Get on my nerves? No way... you appear to be one of the nicest people around here...

There are a few more really, I think they are all lurking, waiting for the cycle of change........

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Things that get on my nerves

Seeing apostrophes where they don't belong- usually in plurals (e.g.- plural's).

*Mother's who try to push my little sister on me every weekend.

ACK!!!!

 

[Laurel]

- People who leave shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot, especially on a hill where they can roll down and crash into other people's cars.

- People who poach living things from tidepools.

- People who insist on buying very large cars, but have no ability to drive them.

There's more, but that's off the top of my brain.

 

[morninggirl5]

Oh, can i add to the list please.


People who don't turn their lights on when it's raining.

People who sit in their offices on their cell phones all day instead of doing their jobs.

People who are more concerned with appearances than doing the right thing.

People who want to judge you yet have never walked in your shoes.

Family members who refuse to accept that their dreams for you aren't your own.

People who never have a positive statement to make, but seem to take pride in pointing out the smallest of mistakes.

 

[lilminx]

People who never have a positive statement to make, but seem to take pride in pointing out the smallest of mistakes.

If this was directed at me, I'm sorry, but I haven't been in a positive mood lately.

 

[Laurel]

Ooh! I have another one...

- People who - when an ambulance or fire truck is coming and every other considerate person has pulled over to let them pass - instead decide to either 1) speed up and pass everyone, or 2) tail the ambulance in hopes that they'll be allowed to speed with impunity.

 

[christo]

Men who urinate ON THE GODDAM TOILET SEATS in public bathrooms. For the love of God, if you have to pee, use the urinal. If they're all taken, or if you get stage fright, have a seat on the toilet. If you're afraid of getting dengue fever by sitting on a public toilet, lift the fucking seat!

This should be an instant death-penalty offense. If you have such little regard for you fellow man that you piss on the seat, you shouldn't be allowed to walk the earth.

 

[seXieleXie]

*running out of toilet paper

*e-mails offering to increase my penis size

*having to waiting a long time to use equipment at the gym

*having to listen to my roommate's crap music while i'm trying to study

*running out of batteries (for my walkman!!!! )

and a bunch of other stuff too.

 

[Guest]

constant non-stop bitching

true

 

[morninggirl5]

If this was directed at me, I'm sorry, but I haven't been in a positive mood lately.

Not directed at you at all, lilminx.

The target would probably have a screaming rampage if she ever saw it.


Hope things get better for you, soon.

 

[Ginny]

getting chain letter type emails forwarded to me....from...well...people i thought had sense....the..."send this to 10 of your nearest and dearest friends within the next day or else" type thingies.....

turtle did a parody of one....sent it out to every email address we could find....the goddamn thang started showing up in our inboxes.....from freaks that read it and followed instructions...it twas too classic....

http://www.hoppingcreatures.com/deadfish.html

send it to folks that send you a crappy "forward to all your true friends" ones....

 

[Siren]

my list

 

[tortoise]

• my cell phone
• whiners
• sanctimony
• the inability to laugh at oneself
• close mindedness
• passive aggressiveness

 

[Silverlily]

amen, my sister

- People who insist on buying very large cars, but have no ability to drive them.

People in any size vehicle that can't drive.

Anyone who comes to a complete stop before turning.

Lane changes that cover a quarter mile, commit dammit. (exception - quarter mile lane changes are acceptable when exceeding 125 mph)

Anyone in spandex.

Blue eyeshadow.

 

[CoolCucumber]

People reading over my shoulder. I can't STAND that!!!

-CoolCucumber

 

[Mensa]

Cats

People who like cats.

People who treat cats as if they were humans instead of cats.

People who introduce cats as "my children"

Cats.

 

[Siren]

addendum to my list

 

[Silverlily]

Re: addendum to my list

cat haters.

What she said






and hockey.

 

[Bindii]

People who park in handicap spots when there is nothing wrong with them.

People who are pessimists (depresses the hell out of me).

People working in retail that wouldn't know what service was if it hit them in the face.

People who assume that women know nothing about cars, machinery/tools or politics.

People who decide to finish my crossword puzzles (usually wrongly).

People who run away as soon as they see a camera (then whinge later that they have no decent photographs of themselves!).

People who hurt animals.

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: addendum to my list

What she said






and hockey.

FOUL! FOUL! Below the belt and totally uncalled for!