Things that are just really uncool

[KillerMuffin]

I'm sure you have a few. I just picked up a new one. One of my things that are just really uncool is when the guys next door abruptly start dropping artillery for no discernable reason and scare the peewaddlin's out of the skunk toodling through the yard. You can guess the outcome.

Ugh. Thank gawd the dog door was closed off, that's all I can say.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Introduce them to the Lady Force

 

[PacificBlue]

peewaddlin's

I just learned a new word!

 

[Starfish]

Things that are just really uncool....

Donkeys that bite off wieners.

 

[lobito]

hot lunch at the Y

 

[april-wine]

Trying to take something for a queasy tummy, and not being able to keep it down because of aforementioned queasy tummy.......arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

My father used to tell me how in Korea his fellow Marines would shoot those little personal rocket thingys at rice paddies to watch the natives jump. Not cool.

 

[Azwed]

My father used to tell me how in Korea his fellow Marines would shoot those little personal rocket thingys at rice paddies to watch the natives jump. Not cool.

I think you mean Boozokas DCL.




My uncool thing.

That my roommates sister is soooooooo incredibly hot and does not even realize it I think. I mean she is so damn fine and no one seems to notice. Not cool at all.

 

[alltherage]

A squirrel dying in your water well pump thingy and leaving you with no water and a plumber who smells really bad coming to fix it.

 

[paganangel]

being 12 years old, havinga raging hard on you can't control, and then the teacher says,
"please go up to the board and-"
whatever! does it rally fucking mater what she wants you to do?! there you are, in those goddamned uniform slacks that don't allow you to hide anything.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Dumbass people who drive up to a gas station which has all the lights off, the pumps turned off, and the doors locked, and then proceed to bang on the window to see if they can buy a pack of smokes. THEN, when you refuse, they scream "It's because I'm black, isn't it?" Yes, we closed to store and turned off all the lights because we heard there was a black person driving down the interstate.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I think you mean Boozokas DCL.

No. That thing where you drop the projectile into the tube and it pops right back out again bzzzzwing! What's that called? I know what it is, but my mind is gone tonight.

 

[Ayaka]

bzzzzwing!

I love that!

 

[Mensa]

DUCK!!!

No. That thing where you drop the projectile into the tube and it pops right back out again bzzzzwing! What's that called? I know what it is, but my mind is gone tonight.

Mortar.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: DUCK!!!

Mortar.

pestle

oh, wait! That's that OTHER thread!

 

[Mischka]

A squirrel dying in your water well pump thingy and leaving you with no water and a plumber who smells really bad coming to fix it.

Or a squirrel dying in the air conditioning ducts in Texas in late July. We couldn't find the body and just had to forgo a/c until he rotted. Few things smell worse than hot decaying squirrel.

 

[dqrich]

Still learning...
Military housing?????
Just asking........?

 

[JaymesBlond007]

The girls, thinking their soooo cute, grab two fingers full of hair from the back of your leg and just RIP it out! Then giggle! What's up with that!?

And Mischka is right on the money with a dead squirell in your attic in south Texas. There's somthing about smelling rotting flesh, for over three weeks, in 112 degree heat, that makes you go a tad insane.

bzzzzwing?

 

[Guest]

 

[Draco]

From Foxy

*I like kids, but I couldn't eat a whole one.*
Muhahahhahhahahaha ~ try them BBQ'd...sweet tender flesh.

Uncool things...The Grammer Police in jackboots, riot shields and batons coming stomping through your thread...
I'm pissed ~ deal with it...!! Lend us your gun for a mo KM?