Things/kinks/fetishes that are hot in erotica/porn less so in real life.

[AlinaX]

The first time a woman called me Daddy, she was ten years older than me, and it creeped me out.

Let's just say that my stance on that has... evolved. Like, "monkeys touch the monolith in 2001" evolved.

Ohh... Is that what that scene was about? Explains a lot.

 

[NoTalentHack]

Ohh... Is that what that scene was about? Explains a lot.

"Come on, baby. Touch my monolith."

 

[AlinaX]

Now I've got the Doors stuck in my head.

 

[Nutbutterbish]

Deep throating. I gag, I choke, and I've seen it on video and IMO it doesn't look cute to me. But if Daddy wants it, hey, fuck it. I will give it to him.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Now I've got the Doors stuck in my head.

Could be far worse. Bay City Rollers, anyone?

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Could be far worse. Bay City Rollers, anyone?

Shang-a-lang!

 

[van_delay]

69. Totally erotic concept, beautiful visuals. Much, much too hard to get and remain comfortable for both people.

 

[van_delay]

Reaching round to the clit, not do-able. I have short arms. The only thing worse than doggy is reverse cowgirl, which should be renamed contortionist doggy.

Adding on to this...my penis is not very long, when I try to reach around to the clit it invariably falls out.

 

[Littletoo]

I'm a former gymnast: I can do and have done all the porn film trix. I've been air tight. i can tell you it looks a lot hotter on the screen than it is in real life. I got a cock in every orifice nd one in each hand. I'm so busy time slicing I don't have time to feel anything. I'd do it at frat paries becuse the brothers got off on it. Me? I'd rather take 'em one at a time and focus.

 

[XerXesXu]

I'm a former gymnast: I can do and have done all the porn film trix. I've been air tight. i can tell you it looks a lot hotter on the screen than it is in real life. I got a cock in every orifice nd one in each hand. I'm so busy time slicing I don't have time to feel anything. I'd do it at frat paries becuse the brothers got off on it. Me? I'd rather take 'em one at a time and focus.

I was told by a friend that she preferred cluster-fucks because they involved no individual emotional engagement, and in particular no aversion, it was just about keeping everyone happy, including herself.

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Deep throating. I gag, I choke, and I've seen it on video and IMO it doesn't look cute to me. But if Daddy wants it, hey, fuck it. I will give it to him.

Good girl. Anytime you need reciprocation in the form of endless edging and multiple orgasms I'm happy to oblige.

 

[jsmiam]

There’s also nipple biting. From my perspective I will dwell on girls biting guys nipples, although clearly clumsy ineptitude can go both ways.

It’s further complicated, because there actually is what I assume to be a smallish group of girls who like it, who thereby think guys will like it, and chomp.

Perhaps it’s a younger girl thing though? It happened (being bitten) to me several times in late teens and early twenties, then never again.

 

[Trionyx]

Adding on to this...my penis is not very long, when I try to reach around to the clit it invariably falls out.

The clit falls out??? OMG.

 

[MarksExperiences]

How the hell does Elsa Jean take l that meat?

 

[EmilyMiller]

69. Totally erotic concept, beautiful visuals. Much, much too hard to get and remain comfortable for both people.

Why so much Lit hatred for 69s? I had the same on my similar Fetish & Sexuality thread.

They are lovely. Particularly girl on girl. And don’t give me height differences, you can make it work more easily with taller guys (like many guys are my size!) as they have this extensible bit .

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Particularly girl on girl.

why did you have to get me started. I was being so good.

 

[EmilyMiller]

why did you have to get me started. I was being so good.

I think the key is for you both to be lying on your sides. Thighs make nice headrests. One on top of another looks good, but leads to neck ache in my experience.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

why did you have to get me started. I was being so good.

Maybe if you are looking to focus on maximum stimulation, then do something else. But long lazy GG sessions and treating it more like a type of kissing and you can’t go wrong, IMO. I’ve spent long periods just feeling tingly and warm like that. What is not to like?

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Maybe if you are looking to focus on maximum stimulation, then do something else. But long lazy GG sessions and treating it more like a type of kissing and you can’t go wrong, IMO. I’ve spent long periods just feeling tingly and warm like that. What is not to like?

Em

Em. This is really not helping. Please, stop helping.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Em. This is really not helping. Please, stop helping.

It’s probably not helping me much either, TBH .

I need to read a nice dry loss adjustment report.

Em

 

[MrPixel]

Maybe if you are looking to focus on maximum stimulation, then do something else. But long lazy GG sessions and treating it more like a type of kissing and you can’t go wrong, IMO. I’ve spent long periods just feeling tingly and warm like that. What is not to like?

Thank you. This is how I've written my GG 69 scenes. Nice to know I'm not far off the mark.

 

[onehitwanda]

It’s probably not helping me much either, TBH .

I need to read a nice dry loss adjustment report.

Em

I'm digging through multi-thousand row reports on vulnerabilities and I literally can't be arsed. You've ended what little motivation I had.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Thank you. This is how I've written my GG 69 scenes. Nice to know I'm not far off the mark.

I’ve been writing so many GG (and GGG) scenes recently. Have to make up / extrapolate the GGG ones, as I’ve sadly never done that IRL.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm digging through multi-thousand row reports on vulnerabilities and I literally can't be arsed. You've ended what little motivation I had.

So sorry .

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

So sorry .

Em

You lie so badly. You're not sorry at all, you minx.